ilinear
Bigger. Better. ilinear.
+27|6897|Lisburn, NI
...It's not even funny anymore.

I've got nothing to do and I don't want to go to sleep.

I'm not going outside, I've got the chills and it's freezing, plus noone'd come out an play =[

I've got noone to talk to, either, and nothing to watch, and i've to wait till 2am to take more pillz.


Please help me =[

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ParadoXic
Member
+11|6187|Vancouver, Canada
Read a book.
Roc18
`
+655|6243|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY
j/o
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6952|so randum
get shitfaced.

like me.

im just too cool you see.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
CameronPoe
Member
+2,925|7007
Go to Belgrade.
Freezer7Pro
I don't come here a lot anymore.
+1,447|6649|Winland

Fap.

Although that sucks when having a cold.

Fap to something really bad (2g1c, goatse), and see how long it takes to, erm, finish.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
ilinear
Bigger. Better. ilinear.
+27|6897|Lisburn, NI
Been there, fapped to that.

Wonder how much alcohol there is in the house...

Thing is, I don't even know if I could get drunk, I couldn't even get stoned with this pos infection.
and I know I should've been, it was getting ridiculous...

Trying Ted's idea now, seems most accessable.
Posting with the results in a while...
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6724
wensleydale8
Member
+81|7221|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire
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or if you can why not have a drink or 2 then 3 maybe then you'll have a forth and get shit faced.

Last edited by wensleydale8 (2008-10-11 14:44:46)

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
ilinear
Bigger. Better. ilinear.
+27|6897|Lisburn, NI

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96882
Thanks, but I'm too self centered, I need my own thread.

Anywho, alcohol count = 2 beers and a LOT of gin.

lets get started then.

Which first?

Last edited by ilinear (2008-10-11 14:54:36)

david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7191|Comber, Northern Ireland
go listen to your ex talk about how she fucked your best friend last week......(thats what im gettin)
blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6199|Croatia
masturbate
ilinear
Bigger. Better. ilinear.
+27|6897|Lisburn, NI
Ouch, my gf's out drinking fer her mates 17th.
Said she'd be out till 10, now it's after 12, told her she'd want to be home later, but then i get the shite about wanting her to stay away for longer ><

blah...


But anyway, srsly, which one first, gin or beer?
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6764

ilinear wrote:

Ouch, my gf's out drinking fer her mates 17th.
Said she'd be out till 10, now it's after 12, told her she'd want to be home later, but then i get the shite about wanting her to stay away for longer ><

blah...


But anyway, srsly, which one first, gin or beer?
Depends if you wanna get smashed or whether you want to enjoy the buzz first.
ilinear
Bigger. Better. ilinear.
+27|6897|Lisburn, NI
Smashed.
Quickly lol.

My life is so useless sometimes /wrists

lol oj.

i want a joint =[
topal63
. . .
+533|7170

blah wrote:

masturbate
OK one-minute later, then what?
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7184|St. Andrews / Oslo

topal63 wrote:

blah wrote:

masturbate
OK one-minute later, then what?
Find out if you can do it again.
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ilinear
Bigger. Better. ilinear.
+27|6897|Lisburn, NI
Not in the mood for chronic masturbation, not now anyway.

(beat 18 in a day, bitches........... QQimsolonely)

2 beers down, gin started.

EDIT: I've also decided to email my some of my vbest mates that i wish to make the sexy with them, describing it adequately.

Last edited by ilinear (2008-10-11 15:16:52)

Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|7091|Montreal, Qc, Canada
Watch videos on youtube !
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7004|Scotland
Put the gin into shot glasses or whatever you have. And just down it as fast a possible.

When your smashed dance really crazy to your best music.
ilinear
Bigger. Better. ilinear.
+27|6897|Lisburn, NI
Ninja cat!
Been there, done that, amused myself for 20 minutes.

Then I watched the dancing marine, it was good craic.

still sorts nothing QQ

As for shot glasses, ticket, doing that now.
I was jsut swigginh it from the bottle before that...

more fun, playing games with myself.

drinking games...

watch a movie, then drink fer every fuck... (word, not sexytimes =[)

Last edited by ilinear (2008-10-11 15:21:54)

White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|7004|Scotland

ilinear wrote:

Ninja cat!
Been there, done that, amused myself for 20 minutes.

Then I watched the dancing marine, it was good craic.

still sorts nothing QQ

As for shot glasses, ticket, doing that now.
I was jsut swigginh it from the bottle before that...

more fun, playing games with myself.

drinking games...

watch a movie, then drink fer every fuck... (word, not sexytimes =[)
This with Pulp Fiction and a bottle of something strong tbh.
ilinear
Bigger. Better. ilinear.
+27|6897|Lisburn, NI

White-Fusion wrote:

ilinear wrote:

Ninja cat!
Been there, done that, amused myself for 20 minutes.

Then I watched the dancing marine, it was good craic.

still sorts nothing QQ

As for shot glasses, ticket, doing that now.
I was jsut swigginh it from the bottle before that...

more fun, playing games with myself.

drinking games...

watch a movie, then drink fer every fuck... (word, not sexytimes =[)
This with Pulp Fiction and a bottle of something strong tbh.
Exactly the movie I had in mind dude.
=O

+gin = strong =[

= me fuxd lol
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7191|Comber, Northern Ireland
u cud of come out into belfast and we both get smashed!
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6998
Play a computer game?
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