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2010-04-05 07:40:02
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6919|so randum

Adams_BJ wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Well dude, how do you talk to guys? Women are different than men, but not so different that they speak an entirely different language.
It's their thought process that makes them hard to deal with, you can't say this or that or you're completely written off.  It's like you have to say precisely the right thing or you're written off, or the girls I talked to just didn't like me, in which case only 3 girls that I talked to ever did.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
But that's just not true. Girls are just as easy to talk to as guys.
yup. the main problem guys have with getting chicks is they think they're different. yes, some might be fucking mental (making sammiches all day in the kitchen probably does that to do) but at base most of them are just like us. they want to get drunk, and fucked. in that order.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
2010-04-05 07:42:20
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7042|Little Bentcock

FatherTed wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:


It's their thought process that makes them hard to deal with, you can't say this or that or you're completely written off.  It's like you have to say precisely the right thing or you're written off, or the girls I talked to just didn't like me, in which case only 3 girls that I talked to ever did.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
But that's just not true. Girls are just as easy to talk to as guys.
yup. the main problem guys have with getting chicks is they think they're different. yes, some might be fucking mental (making sammiches all day in the kitchen probably does that to do) but at base most of them are just like us. they want to get drunk, and fucked. in that order.
I prefer at the same time.
2010-04-05 07:44:15
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6919|so randum

Adams_BJ wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:


But that's just not true. Girls are just as easy to talk to as guys.
yup. the main problem guys have with getting chicks is they think they're different. yes, some might be fucking mental (making sammiches all day in the kitchen probably does that to do) but at base most of them are just like us. they want to get drunk, and fucked. in that order.
I prefer at the same time.
i have problems with my balance, and i run out of hands.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
2010-04-05 07:49:52
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7042|Little Bentcock

FatherTed wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

FatherTed wrote:


yup. the main problem guys have with getting chicks is they think they're different. yes, some might be fucking mental (making sammiches all day in the kitchen probably does that to do) but at base most of them are just like us. they want to get drunk, and fucked. in that order.
I prefer at the same time.
i have problems with my balance, and i run out of hands.
thats why you make them do the work
2010-04-05 07:50:03
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6917

this thread has taken a surprising turn towards truth. burnzz likes this =b
2010-04-05 07:58:19
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7069

It's like Ghandi always said - A smile don't cost nothing, sugar.
2010-04-05 08:52:24
SealXo
Member
+309|6955
so ive had a girlfriend 7 months now. but whos counting?

anyways, bitch just told me im boring and all the shit we do is always boring. so basically every time i think were doing something sort of enjoyable i ask her if its cool and she always says yes, then always says yes when i ask if shes sure. so i pretty much figured out that thats rarely the case- and she only hangs out with my when she has nothing better to do. she swears thats not the case. but it obviously is. goddammit.

so now i don't really want to hang out with her over break, since im afraid i don't have any exciting shit to do.     GHHHAAAA. I guess ill go see a movie by myself. bitch
2010-04-05 08:55:29
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7175|Scotland

Then do exciting shit? It's not fucking hard.

Prepare a picnic, take her somewhere really nice, do something that she likes (and if you don't know what she likes, then you fail) and do something extravagant. Take her bungee jumping, go swimming, paintballing, whatever.

Also, don't ask her if she's enjoying it. You're 7 months down the line, you should know better than to ask that toolish question. Find out what she likes and do it. And if you think it's too hard to do that, then you shouldn't be with her.
2010-04-05 08:57:36
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|7136|Riva, MD

FatherTed wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

It's their thought process that makes them hard to deal with, you can't say this or that or you're completely written off.  It's like you have to say precisely the right thing or you're written off, or the girls I talked to just didn't like me, in which case only 3 girls that I talked to ever did.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
But that's just not true. Girls are just as easy to talk to as guys.
yup. the main problem guys have with getting chicks is they think they're different. yes, some might be fucking mental (making sammiches all day in the kitchen probably does that to do) but at base most of them are just like us. they want to get drunk, and fucked. in that order.
All of that is hidden behind this playing hard to get bullshit, were it not for that, we'd all be better off but that would take the challenge out of it.  What a shame it is then that I don't like that kind of challenge.  I just want to skip to the relationship part.  It's been proven that I can't do the chasing and stuff like that and neither can a lot of other guys.

Last edited by _j5689_ (2010-04-05 08:58:37)

2010-04-05 08:59:50
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7175|Scotland

Everyone can chase, it just requires determination and energy. You have nothing to lose, chasing isn't impossible. It's just annoying.
2010-04-05 09:19:47
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6917

Zimmer wrote:

Everyone can chase,
https://img697.imageshack.us/img697/361/persistencee.jpg
2010-04-05 10:05:26
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7069

SealXo wrote:

so ive had a girlfriend 7 months now. but whos counting?

anyways, bitch just told me im boring and all the shit we do is always boring. so basically every time i think were doing something sort of enjoyable i ask her if its cool and she always says yes, then always says yes when i ask if shes sure. so i pretty much figured out that thats rarely the case- and she only hangs out with my when she has nothing better to do. she swears thats not the case. but it obviously is. goddammit.

so now i don't really want to hang out with her over break, since im afraid i don't have any exciting shit to do.     GHHHAAAA. I guess ill go see a movie by myself. bitch
Maybe you're just a boring person? You don't exactly come off as being excitement-central on here...

Or do something so outrageously excitement filled that it scares her to death so that she'll never moan again about you being boring. Like kidnap her and make her record a video to her family saying that she hasn't been harmed, but that they need to make Israel withdraw their troops from Palestine, or she'll be killed. And then cut off her pinkie and post it to her family so they know you're serious. After a few weeks of living in her own faeces interrupted with the occasional beating she'll be happy to return to her life of boredom with you.
2010-04-05 10:06:49
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6527|Birmingham, UK
*backs away*
2010-04-05 10:12:00
Bevo
Nah
+718|6940|Austin, Texas
ghetto trolling seal

I like it
2010-04-05 12:35:43
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6291|00770

burnzz wrote:

Zimmer wrote:

Everyone can chase,
http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/361/persistencee.jpg
watch out, you might just get an awm for that.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
2010-04-05 13:37:16
Lai
Member
+186|6570

Zimmer wrote:

You're 7 months down the line, you should know better than to ask that toolish question.
ROFL, true though.

And

SealXo wrote:

sort of enjoyable
is no where near "exciting", that should have been obvious. Please Sir, share with us what kind of enojoyable enterprises you have undertaken so far, so that we may provide some more detailed critique.

Adams_BJ wrote:

But that's just not true. Girls are just as easy to talk to as guys.
Easier to be honest. But I guess that if you talk to any girl only as on chase, it can be rather awkward.

ghettoperson wrote:

It's like Ghandi always said - A smile don't cost nothing, sugar.
Smile in Europe and you're being friendly, smile in Russia and you're stupid. It's a cultural thing.
2010-04-05 14:07:52
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7069

Lai wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

It's like Ghandi always said - A smile don't cost nothing, sugar.
Smile in Europe and you're being friendly, smile in Russia and you're stupid. It's a cultural thing.
Ghandi didn't live in Russia, jackass.
2010-04-05 14:19:26
Lai
Member
+186|6570

ghettoperson wrote:

Lai wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

It's like Ghandi always said - A smile don't cost nothing, sugar.
Smile in Europe and you're being friendly, smile in Russia and you're stupid. It's a cultural thing.
Ghandi didn't live in Russia, jackass.
https://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/28/633502095110658970-facepalm.jpg

I was just pointing out that it does not hold universal truth. FFS if we're going to be that literal about it, I might as well argue that Ghandi's teachings generally did not apply to chatting up college girls.
2010-04-05 14:36:31
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7069

Yes I know, I was joking; it's a quote from a TV show. I'm quite sure Ghandi never called anyone 'sugar' in his life.
2010-04-05 18:39:16
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7042|Little Bentcock

_j5689_ wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:


But that's just not true. Girls are just as easy to talk to as guys.
yup. the main problem guys have with getting chicks is they think they're different. yes, some might be fucking mental (making sammiches all day in the kitchen probably does that to do) but at base most of them are just like us. they want to get drunk, and fucked. in that order.
All of that is hidden behind this playing hard to get bullshit, were it not for that, we'd all be better off but that would take the challenge out of it.  What a shame it is then that I don't like that kind of challenge.  I just want to skip to the relationship part.  It's been proven that I can't do the chasing and stuff like that and neither can a lot of other guys.
Then you play hard to get back and they will quickly drop that facade. Once a girl tried to play hard to get with me when I really couldn't be bothered with it, so I just decided to stop showing interest to her. Guess who stopped playing hard to get?
2010-04-05 20:07:22
_j5689_
Dreads & Bergers
+364|7136|Riva, MD

Adams_BJ wrote:

_j5689_ wrote:

FatherTed wrote:


yup. the main problem guys have with getting chicks is they think they're different. yes, some might be fucking mental (making sammiches all day in the kitchen probably does that to do) but at base most of them are just like us. they want to get drunk, and fucked. in that order.
All of that is hidden behind this playing hard to get bullshit, were it not for that, we'd all be better off but that would take the challenge out of it.  What a shame it is then that I don't like that kind of challenge.  I just want to skip to the relationship part.  It's been proven that I can't do the chasing and stuff like that and neither can a lot of other guys.
Then you play hard to get back and they will quickly drop that facade. Once a girl tried to play hard to get with me when I really couldn't be bothered with it, so I just decided to stop showing interest to her. Guess who stopped playing hard to get?
I wonder if that's what the girl I described is doing then.  I can only hope though.

If that falls through, is it easier to get girls in Community College or do I just have to wait till I'm like out of Community College in two years after this year.  I'm sure sick of waiting.
2010-04-06 09:25:41
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6121|College Park, MD
What do you mean by "get"? Do you just want to have sex or do you want a relationship? If the former then it's a bit easier in CC and a hell of a lot easier in college, but if you want a relationship well it's gonna require about the same effort all throughout life.

Take advantage of the fact that you get a fresh start in college though.
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2010-04-06 09:50:44
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7175|Scotland

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

What do you mean by "get"? Do you just want to have sex or do you want a relationship? If the former then it's a bit easier in CC and a hell of a lot easier in college, but if you want a relationship well it's gonna require about the same effort all throughout life.

Take advantage of the fact that you get a fresh start in college though.
That's not true. Sometimes relationships hit you in the face when you weren't even looking for them. No effort required. Especially when they're rebound girls.
2010-04-06 10:34:29
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6121|College Park, MD

Zimmer wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

What do you mean by "get"? Do you just want to have sex or do you want a relationship? If the former then it's a bit easier in CC and a hell of a lot easier in college, but if you want a relationship well it's gonna require about the same effort all throughout life.

Take advantage of the fact that you get a fresh start in college though.
That's not true. Sometimes relationships hit you in the face when you weren't even looking for them. No effort required. Especially when they're rebound girls.
w/e br0
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
2010-04-06 10:52:07
ghettoperson
Member
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I'd say college is much easier to meet/fuck/whatever girls. Obviously I imagine other people come from slightly more 'target rich' environment, but for me I grew up in a high school with 40 people to a grade and everyone outside school being none English speaking. I'd go as far as saying if you can't get laid on a college campus, you're probably doomed, unless you meet a cute girl at your D&D meetings.

 

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