The BF2s girl-problems thread

2012-02-04 02:30:23

#11601

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7135

Jaekus wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well I wouldn't know, I've never even had sex, let alone had a FWB xD I sure as hell wouldn't mind having one though

That being said, you don't really have to be friends with them. I'd feel weird knowing the person, I'd prefer it be somebody I didn't know that I met somewhere either in person/online that doesn't know my other friends. It's a privacy thing.
Privacy? It's not like you're cheating on your missus.

There's a modern chinese proverb. Your brothers are like your hands, you can't live without them. Women are like clothes, they keep you comfortable but you can change them whenever you can.

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2012-02-04 02:38:50

#11602

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5597|Sydney

Cybargs wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well I wouldn't know, I've never even had sex, let alone had a FWB xD I sure as hell wouldn't mind having one though

That being said, you don't really have to be friends with them. I'd feel weird knowing the person, I'd prefer it be somebody I didn't know that I met somewhere either in person/online that doesn't know my other friends. It's a privacy thing.
Privacy? It's not like you're cheating on your missus.
There's a modern chinese proverb. Your brothers are like your hands, you can't live without them. Women are like clothes, they keep you comfortable but you can change them whenever you can.

Interesting.

Is it just me or the concept of someone who is a self confessed virgin waiting for marriage talking about having a series of one night stands just a bit contradictory?

2012-02-04 03:05:00

#11603

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7135

Jaekus wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
Jaekus wrote:

Privacy? It's not like you're cheating on your missus.
There's a modern chinese proverb. Your brothers are like your hands, you can't live without them. Women are like clothes, they keep you comfortable but you can change them whenever you can.
Interesting.

Is it just me or the concept of someone who is a self confessed virgin waiting for marriage talking about having a series of one night stands just a bit contradictory?

Like most christians, he's a huge hypocrite.

2012-02-04 03:24:49

#11604

Chardee MacDennis: Green Man; +130|4973|Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Jaekus wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
Jaekus wrote:

Privacy? It's not like you're cheating on your missus.
There's a modern chinese proverb. Your brothers are like your hands, you can't live without them. Women are like clothes, they keep you comfortable but you can change them whenever you can.
Interesting.

Is it just me or the concept of someone who is a self confessed virgin waiting for marriage talking about having a series of one night stands just a bit contradictory?

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What is your Spaghetti Policy Here?

What A Long Strange Trip It's Been

2012-02-04 04:30:43

#11605

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,822|6524|eXtreme to the maX

-Whiteroom- wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well I wouldn't know, I've never even had sex, let alone had a FWB xD I sure as hell wouldn't mind having one though

That being said, you don't really have to be friends with them. I'd feel weird knowing the person, I'd prefer it be somebody I didn't know that I met somewhere either in person/online that doesn't know my other friends. It's a privacy thing.
thats what a hooker is.

Fuck Israel

2012-02-04 04:32:20

#11606

Chardee MacDennis: Green Man; +130|4973|Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dilbert_X wrote:
-Whiteroom- wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well I wouldn't know, I've never even had sex, let alone had a FWB xD I sure as hell wouldn't mind having one though

That being said, you don't really have to be friends with them. I'd feel weird knowing the person, I'd prefer it be somebody I didn't know that I met somewhere either in person/online that doesn't know my other friends. It's a privacy thing.
thats what a hooker is.

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What is your Spaghetti Policy Here?

What A Long Strange Trip It's Been

2012-02-04 05:28:52

#11607

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5597|Sydney

Dilbert_X wrote:
-Whiteroom- wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well I wouldn't know, I've never even had sex, let alone had a FWB xD I sure as hell wouldn't mind having one though

That being said, you don't really have to be friends with them. I'd feel weird knowing the person, I'd prefer it be somebody I didn't know that I met somewhere either in person/online that doesn't know my other friends. It's a privacy thing.
thats what a hooker is.

2012-02-04 05:31:36

#11608

Chardee MacDennis: Green Man; +130|4973|Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Jaekus wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
-Whiteroom- wrote:

thats what a hooker is.

What is your Spaghetti Policy Here?

What A Long Strange Trip It's Been

2012-02-04 06:24:56

#11609

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5777|London, England

Kmar wrote:
Prolly posted before, but still funny..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA

I was going to write a whole long drawn out thing about how that changes with age, but it doesn't I have a few female friends I'd have to be drunk to poke but if any of them were lying there spread eagle in front of me I'd be DTF I think that's different from actively chasing though, even mentally.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-02-04 06:26:52

#11610

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5597|Sydney

Jay wrote:
Kmar wrote:
Prolly posted before, but still funny..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA
I was going to write a whole long drawn out thing about how that changes with age, but it doesn't I have a few female friends I'd have to be drunk to poke but if any of them were lying there spread eagle in front of me I'd be DTF I think that's different from actively chasing though, even mentally.

Yeah from what I got from the vid was that the guys were friends partly because of an interest in the girls. I think being DTF only when drunk but any other time it's a no is fairly different.

2012-02-04 06:29:24

#11611

Chardee MacDennis: Green Man; +130|4973|Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Jaekus wrote:
Jay wrote:
Kmar wrote:
Prolly posted before, but still funny..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA
I was going to write a whole long drawn out thing about how that changes with age, but it doesn't I have a few female friends I'd have to be drunk to poke but if any of them were lying there spread eagle in front of me I'd be DTF I think that's different from actively chasing though, even mentally.
Yeah from what I got from the vid was that the guys were friends partly because of an interest in the girls. I think being DTF only when drunk but any other time it's a no is fairly different.

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What is your Spaghetti Policy Here?

What A Long Strange Trip It's Been

2012-02-04 09:38:50

#11612

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5892|Ventura, California

Jaekus wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Well I wouldn't know, I've never even had sex, let alone had a FWB xD I sure as hell wouldn't mind having one though

That being said, you don't really have to be friends with them. I'd feel weird knowing the person, I'd prefer it be somebody I didn't know that I met somewhere either in person/online that doesn't know my other friends. It's a privacy thing.
Privacy? It's not like you're cheating on your missus.
There's a modern chinese proverb. Your brothers are like your hands, you can't live without them. Women are like clothes, they keep you comfortable but you can change them whenever you can.
Interesting.

Is it just me or the concept of someone who is a self confessed virgin waiting for marriage talking about having a series of one night stands just a bit contradictory?

I want to wait, but it's hard.

Cybargs wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
Cybargs wrote:

There's a modern chinese proverb. Your brothers are like your hands, you can't live without them. Women are like clothes, they keep you comfortable but you can change them whenever you can.
Interesting.

Is it just me or the concept of someone who is a self confessed virgin waiting for marriage talking about having a series of one night stands just a bit contradictory?
Like most christians, he's a huge hypocrite.

Everybody's a hypocrite on some level. There's a Swiss proverb, "broom in front of your own doorstep before telling me to broom mine"

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-02-04 09:44:58

#11613

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|7077|BC, Canada

You're just more of a hypocrite so it's easier to notice. Or to tie it in to your proverb. Your the hoarder neighbour whos mess is bringing down everyones real estate value, so broom your door step.

2012-02-04 09:46:49

#11614

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5892|Ventura, California

I've pointed out several times that I think waiting until a person has married to have sex is a better idea. I've shown you all very good and valid reasons and you've told me to piss off. Then when I get a little more lenient you start bashing me?

That being said, yes sex now instead of waiting would be awesome, should I do it? no! do I want to do it? yes

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2012-02-04 09:56:07

#11615

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7161|London

there's an english proverb,

a friend in need is a friend indeed

2012-02-04 10:00:23

#11616

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6990

here's another one

dauntless is a puff, he loves penis

♥

2012-02-04 10:01:54

#11617

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5777|London, England

Toilet Sex wrote:
here's another one

dauntless is a puff, he loves penis

Who doesn't?

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-02-04 10:04:09

#11618

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6990

me and burnzz

we only love each other's

♥

2012-02-04 10:05:02

#11619

Kampframmer: Esq.; +313|5261|Amsterdam

-Sh1fty- wrote:
Jaekus wrote:
Cybargs wrote:
There's a modern chinese proverb. Your brothers are like your hands, you can't live without them. Women are like clothes, they keep you comfortable but you can change them whenever you can.
Interesting.

Is it just me or the concept of someone who is a self confessed virgin waiting for marriage talking about having a series of one night stands just a bit contradictory?
I want to wait, but it's hard.

Hard?
Because the women are practically assaulting you for an inch (face it, thats probably the whole thing) of your phallus?

2012-02-04 10:06:55

#11620

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5777|London, England

Toilet Sex wrote:
me and burnzz

we only love each other's

racists.

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-02-04 11:43:59

#11621

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7161|London

we have a saying here

a rolling stone gathers no moss

2012-02-04 13:02:11

#11622

Sisco: grandmaster league revivalist; +493|6762

we have a saying here

when you´re in the glass house, you shouldn´t walk around naked

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2012-02-04 13:05:22

#11623

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|7090|UK

unless you have a 15 inch cock

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2012-02-04 13:57:15

#11624

bennisboy: Member; +829|7065|Poundland

m3thod wrote:
unless you have a 15 inch cock

But definitely not with a hard-on, might shatter the glass...

2012-02-04 15:36:26

#11625

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7228|Marathon, Florida Keys

so my neighbors granddaughter came down here for a week and a half and i fucked her every night she was here. she left and ive been depressed for a month about her. she fucks like a porn star she let me do her on the kitchen counter, out on my dock and over the back of the tailgate of my truck. most fun week ive ever had in my life, best sex ever. Ive been with 2 chicks since then and i still cant get over dat ass. the old saying the only way to get over someone is to get underneath someone else is not working wat do bf2s.

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Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

-Whiteroom- wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

-Whiteroom- wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

-Whiteroom- wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

-Whiteroom- wrote:

Kmar wrote:

Jay wrote:

Kmar wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Jay wrote:

Kmar wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

Toilet Sex wrote:

m3thod wrote:

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