Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5982

Why do you retards even bother responding to shifty?
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6361|London, England

because they think they are better than him
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5870|Ventura, California

Trotskygrad wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Trotskygrad wrote:


jump into the shower with her.
yeah easy said how do I even lead up to that moment "yeah lets go to your place so you can shower hurr durr"

I'm bad at this in case you didn't notice
most girls don't want a fwb relationship, especially around your age.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7110|Purplicious Wisconsin

RTHKI wrote:

fucking warmans brother
What'd he do?
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7133|Cinncinatti
Didnt know you had one
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7110|Purplicious Wisconsin

RTHKI wrote:

Didnt know you had one
I have more than one.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
UnkleRukus
That Guy
+236|5432|Massachusetts, USA

War Man wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

Didnt know you had one
I have more than one.
What a travesty.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5574|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Trotskygrad wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:


yeah easy said how do I even lead up to that moment "yeah lets go to your place so you can shower hurr durr"

I'm bad at this in case you didn't notice
most girls don't want a fwb relationship, especially around your age.
You've decided you're not waiting for marriage I see. Good.

So now you need to get past first base, before you can play the whole game.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5982

I think this girl from high school thinks I am trying to fuck her but I just want her drug connections.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7019|Little Bentcock
Youre turning down a fuck? Truely foreveralone
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5870|Ventura, California

Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Trotskygrad wrote:


most girls don't want a fwb relationship, especially around your age.
You've decided you're not waiting for marriage I see. Good.

So now you need to get past first base, before you can play the whole game.
Yeah it sucks cause most girls I know are from my christian school or church so they'd never go for that. I'm too young for a serious relationship right now, well not really but I'm not anywhere near financially stable to even think about settling down so I just want to mess around. Guess I gotta go out and meet new people. There's two really hot chicks that come to PT with me that are poolees (one is that hollister model I mentioned) and I don't want a relationship with them but I wouldn't mind some fun. just dont know how to approach it
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5982

I don't think she wants me either. I think I sent her the wrong message when I invited her over to smoke and swim in my pool yesterday. I was trying to build up some kind of friendship so she could introduce me to her connects. She probably thinks I was trying to pool fuck her.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7110|Purplicious Wisconsin

UnkleRukus wrote:

War Man wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

Didnt know you had one
I have more than one.
What a travesty.
Fuck off.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|6395|Vortex Ring State

War Man wrote:

UnkleRukus wrote:

War Man wrote:


I have more than one.
What a travesty.
Fuck off.
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Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5574|Sydney

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:


You've decided you're not waiting for marriage I see. Good.

So now you need to get past first base, before you can play the whole game.
Yeah it sucks cause most girls I know are from my christian school or church so they'd never go for that. I'm too young for a serious relationship right now, well not really but I'm not anywhere near financially stable to even think about settling down so I just want to mess around. Guess I gotta go out and meet new people. There's two really hot chicks that come to PT with me that are poolees (one is that hollister model I mentioned) and I don't want a relationship with them but I wouldn't mind some fun. just dont know how to approach it
Don't take anything too seriously, have fun and flirt with girls. In time it will happen.
And stop thinking about it. I used to think about it all the time and it got me nowhere. When you stop analysing and start doing, shit happens for you.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5574|Sydney

Macbeth wrote:

I don't think she wants me either. I think I sent her the wrong message when I invited her over to smoke and swim in my pool yesterday. I was trying to build up some kind of friendship so she could introduce me to her connects. She probably thinks I was trying to pool fuck her.
Yeah probably. Maybe next time you propose a similar thing for similar reasons add in "I've got friends coming over, wanna join us?" so it's not like a one-on-one thing in her mind.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5574|Sydney

War Man wrote:

UnkleRukus wrote:

War Man wrote:

I have more than one.
What a travesty.
Fuck off.
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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5982

Macbeth wrote:

At my towns fireworks event. There is at least a thousand people here. One of them is a almost certainly just illegal for me Filipino girl that looks just like my ex. Same height, same puffy face. She is dressed in a V-ish shirt that shows her belly. Oh my God I am going to get arrested if I keep staring down this girl.
So I might be hooking up with a 16 year old. It turns out she and my sister are friends. So I told my sister to invite her over to our pool one day during the summer. She said she will.

I know this sounds kinda creepy. Because it is.
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5655|foggy bottom
its illegal too aint it
Tu Stultus Es
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5982

Nope 16 is legal in NJ. So her parents can't hit me statutory rape.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6098|College Park, MD
my sis has a 16 year old friend who's super fucking hot
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War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7110|Purplicious Wisconsin

Jaekus wrote:

War Man wrote:

UnkleRukus wrote:


What a travesty.
Fuck off.
I'm not crying.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5574|Sydney

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

my sis has a 16 year old friend who's super fucking hot
What are you waiting for?
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6098|College Park, MD
An introduction maybe
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,745|7133|Cinncinatti
18th birthday
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