Pitch me some b-day prezzie ideas!

2008-11-03 02:59:31

#1

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7079|Finland

Dear esteemed readers of this thread,

I'm now testing whether the community can actually help me with one of man kinds biggest issues - the acquisition of a good birthday present for a member of the opposite sex.

The possible future Mrs. Fck will have her 22nd in 1½ weeks, and my brain stalls when I try to think of something perfect for her.

So now I have sunk so low that I'm taking suggestions from you lot. Not that it's a bad thing, I just mean that I should be able to come up with something myself. Actually, I'm hoping that you pitching ideas might light a bulb over my head on something completely different, yet, perfect; I.e. coming up with something myself by activating my imagination from your suggestions. In other words, I possibly, even probably won't take you up on any of these ideas, but this is also for fun - what can you come up with.

So take this as a brainstorming session. Keep in mind though, that she lurks here from time to time (I linked her to the respond by picture thread a while back). So keep it clean. After all, I do has teh ban hammer.

https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6854/justintimberlakedickinapv8.jpg

Go go go!

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-11-03 03:05:21

#2

HellHead: The fantastic Mr. Antichrist; +336|7157|Germany

Uhm, how about posting some "specs" about her ? Aka interests, likes, dislikes... ?

2008-11-03 03:06:36

#3

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7079|Finland

HellHead wrote:
Uhm, how about posting some "specs" about her ? Aka interests, likes, dislikes... ?

I thought about that, but I'd rather not specify anything - this way the suggestions become more varied.

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-11-03 03:08:08

#4

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6838

Well, donfck, two things:

1. One that requires effort and time on your part (I don't know, hell, paint/cook something).
2. One that is actually worth something (not saying that you're not an artist, but you know).

Win.

Last edited by some_random_panda (2008-11-03 03:09:31)

2008-11-03 03:11:01

#5

tazz.: oz.; +1,339|6622|Sydney | ♥

an iron or blender, lmao...

Srsly.

Fine, make her something, like a cabinet or a bench with with love don engraved, and I repeat MAKE IT

gl

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2008-11-03 03:13:09

#6

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6853|NSW, Australia

a watch
a football <--- my favourite
a hat
clothes
a personal joke thingy
music
dvd's
a swanky painting

i am aware of how bad all these ideas are

2008-11-03 03:15:12

#7

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6985|Long Island, New York

A really nice necklace would be a good idea ....girls dig that shit.

Last edited by Poseidon (2008-11-03 03:19:40)

2008-11-03 03:21:11

#8

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7121|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Get her a bag and fill it with all the little things she likes, bath stuff, chocs, pants, etc. Stick in it a voucher for 1 free massage at your place, to be redeemed whenever she likes.

Book her a day at a beauty parlour thing.

Get her vouchers from a beauty salon so she can go get summat done.

Buy her some ice/bling/jewellery.

Buy her a foot spa.

2008-11-03 03:51:50

#9

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6921|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Since you anyways will/already did delete my previous post I'll post again

Buy some of them veggies. Girls go apeshit over flowers for some twisted reason. Even for those that can't be used in the ig way, rolled up and smoked.

2008-11-03 03:57:06

#10

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6948|so randum

jewelry

or a weekend away somewhere

or

crate of beer?

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-11-03 04:03:29

#11

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7113|NT, like Mick Dundee

Send that bitch a smiley, bitches love smileys. [/jks]

Nah but seriously, something that she can't get from anybody else. Somethin uniquely Donnie. Something nobody else suggested and isn't too tricky is try getting the hang of making decent soap that's scented and such, then give her some custom made DonFck soaps, whack them in like a friggin feminine little bag with ribbons and shit.

Unless she's not into that stuff.

Edit: Making soap can get you put on a government watch list btw.

Last edited by Flecco (2008-11-03 04:16:18)

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2008-11-03 04:12:35

#12

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6796|Belfast

a nice dinner,

and in respone to:

DonFck wrote:
The possible future Mrs. Fck

https://www.wedding53.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/wedding-ring.jpg

nothing can go wrong tbh

2008-11-03 04:15:26

#13

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7079|Finland

henno13 wrote:
a nice dinner,

and in respone to:

DonFck wrote:
The possible future Mrs. Fck
http://www.wedding53.com/wp-content/upl … g-ring.jpg

nothing can go wrong tbh

The phrase "Possible future Mrs. Fck" is not to be taken ultraseriously. It functions as an alternative to "my girlfriend", which just sounds lame. "Mrs. Fck" has more impact when written, IMHO.

So no rings, the relationship is young and blossoming - not old and withering nor needing a boost by proposing.

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-11-03 04:16:06

#14

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6760

Gift certificate for a day at the spa. Take her out to dinner. And if you have the time, write her a song and play it for her on one of your 20 guitars

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2008-11-03 04:19:05

#15

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6796|Belfast

DonFck wrote:
henno13 wrote:
a nice dinner,

and in respone to:

DonFck wrote:
The possible future Mrs. Fck
http://www.wedding53.com/wp-content/upl … g-ring.jpg

nothing can go wrong tbh
The phrase "Possible future Mrs. Fck" is not to be taken ultraseriously. It functions as an alternative to "my girlfriend", which just sounds lame. "Mrs. Fck" has more impact when written, IMHO.

So no rings, the relationship is young and blossoming - not old and withering nor needing a boost by proposing.

ah well

worth a try

i suggest you use my plan in the future

2008-11-03 05:42:38

#16

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7198

Give her the Tripple D

A nice set of Diamond earings, a nice dinner, then at the end of the night give her the D....

2008-11-03 05:47:28

#17

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6445

a mix cd made by YOU!!

2008-11-03 06:11:53

#18

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6911|cuntshitlake

theDude5B wrote:
Give her the Tripple D

A nice set of Diamond earings, a nice dinner, then at the end of the night give her the D....

main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg

2008-11-03 06:32:04

#19

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7180|St. Andrews / Oslo

I just bought this for my father:

https://bildebank.jernia.no/webshop/31012523.jpg

...mostly as a joke, because he's the most useless guy ever when it comes to carpenting/tools in general. Scary thing is that he'll probably use it all the time, when changing light bulbs etc

Anyways, get your girlfriend that and some rubber dishwashing gloves and you're definately in for some sexytime

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2008-11-03 06:54:50

#20

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7113|NT, like Mick Dundee

Jenspm wrote:
I just bought this for my father:

http://bildebank.jernia.no/webshop/31012523.jpg

...mostly as a joke, because he's the most useless guy ever when it comes to carpenting/tools in general. Scary thing is that he'll probably use it all the time, when changing light bulbs etc

God I have to remember that, it's my father's 50th next year. Fucking PERFECT.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2008-11-03 06:55:35