So this spider in quiznos...

2008-11-05 17:27:06

#1

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7079|New Hampshire, USA

Found this little pecker crawling around in one of the boxes of tomatoes. So I caught him and let him soak in a cup full of pure sanitizer for a little while. Now that he's dead, I've put him in this cup of water so I could take a picture, identify it, and see if we can sue the tomato company or something like that.

https://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v355/122/119/521033402/n521033402_1090349_4230.jpg

Whaaaaat [type of spider] is it?

Idiots

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2008-11-05 17:27:41

#2

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6937|Gogledd Cymru

A spider.

2008-11-05 17:28:05

#3

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7190|FUCK UBISOFT

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Whaaaaat is it?

A spider.

EDIT: Awwww goddamn it sheffa.

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2008-11-05 17:28:52

#4

Fenris_GreyClaw: Real Хорошо; +826|6967|Adelaide, South Australia

Can you put it next to a ruler so we know how big it is?

2008-11-05 17:29:07

#5

God Save the Queen: Banned; +628|6791|tropical regions of london

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Whaaaaat is it?

A spider.

2008-11-05 17:29:11

#6

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7080

It's a dog for fucks sake

2008-11-05 17:29:14

#7

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6937|Gogledd Cymru

Fenris_GreyClaw wrote:
Can you put it next to a ruler so we know how big it is?

Measure the spider too.

2008-11-05 17:30:45

#8

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7079|New Hampshire, USA

bout 3.5 cm, or an 1.5 in -ish

2008-11-05 17:31:18

#9

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6937|Gogledd Cymru

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
bout 3.5 cm, or an 1.5 in -ish

What about the spider?

2008-11-05 17:32:13

#10

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7291|Alberta, Canada

It's a creature with eight legs.
Obviously not from this planet. Rid of it now.

2008-11-05 17:32:23

#11

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7079|New Hampshire, USA

The Sheriff wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
bout 3.5 cm, or an 1.5 in -ish
What about the spider?

2008-11-05 17:32:57

#12

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6966|Montucky

A tomato spider.

2008-11-05 17:36:06

#13

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6970|...

The Sheriff wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
bout 3.5 cm, or an 1.5 in -ish
What about the spider?

burn

What if the spider's family sue's you?

Also was there a clock or wristwatch nearby?

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2008-11-05 17:39:50

#14

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7080

jsnipy wrote:
The Sheriff wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
bout 3.5 cm, or an 1.5 in -ish
What about the spider?
burn

What if the spider's family sue's you?

Also was there a clock or wristwatch nearby?

This isn't California

2008-11-05 17:40:43

#15

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6986|Long Island, New York

put him in alcohol fool

get that nucca drunk

he's still ALIVE!!!

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2008-11-05 17:43:18

#16

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7080

Poseidon wrote:
put him in alcohol fool

get that nucca drunk

he's still ALIVE!!!

2008-11-05 17:43:33

#17

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7079|New Hampshire, USA

Poseidon wrote:
put him in alcohol fool

get that nucca drunk

he's still ALIVE!!!

Nah, pure sanitizer is lethal even to humans in the right ammounts.

And he only looks alive cause he's floating in water.

Ill be confiscating the alcohol, however, for researchifying... things... on purposes *flees*

2008-11-05 17:44:20

#18

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6986|Long Island, New York

-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
put him in alcohol fool

get that nucca drunk

he's still ALIVE!!!
Nah, pure sanitizer is lethal even to humans in the right ammounts.

And he only looks alive cause he's floating in water.

Ill be confiscating the alcohol, however, for researchifying... things... on purposes *flees*

yeah I thought he looked alive though

you crazy quiznos man

stab him for good measure though.

2008-11-05 17:46:17

#19

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7079|New Hampshire, USA

Poseidon wrote:
-=]NS[=-Eagle wrote:
Poseidon wrote:
put him in alcohol fool

get that nucca drunk

he's still ALIVE!!!
Nah, pure sanitizer is lethal even to humans in the right ammounts.

And he only looks alive cause he's floating in water.

Ill be confiscating the alcohol, however, for researchifying... things... on purposes *flees*
yeah I thought he looked alive though

you crazy quiznos man

stab him for good measure though.

I purposely posioned him instead of stomping on him so we can show it to the tomoato company.

Last time they said we had no proofz

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2008-11-05 17:50:36

#20

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7291|Alberta, Canada

Why not eat him for supper?

2008-11-05 17:52:35

#21

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7190|FUCK UBISOFT

Ryan wrote:
Why not eat him for supper?

probably more nutritious than their tomatoes, amirite?

2008-11-05 17:55:38

#22

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7079|New Hampshire, USA

Miggle wrote:
Ryan wrote:
Why not eat him for supper?
probably more nutritious than their tomatoes, amirite?

You dont know the half of it.

Today's tomaters look like the person had a seizure while cutting them with a blender.

2008-11-05 18:03:11

#23

phishman420: Banned; +821|6129

I ate a 5 meat stack today.

2008-11-05 18:03:50

#24

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6895|Chicago, IL

That's your standard wolf spider, shit load of them in the midwest, build funnel shaped webs.

pretty common, and not dangerous.

2008-11-05 18:04:45

#25

Eagle: Togs8896 is my evil alter ego; +567|7079|New Hampshire, USA

S.Lythberg wrote:
That's your standard wolf spider, shit load of them in the midwest, build funnel shaped webs.

pretty common, and not dangerous.

Ah, then thats the second we've had in this store. First one to come out of food though

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