Guy.Buddy.Friend
coks
+71|6313
Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

"I was driving to Liberty Middle School to pick up my sister. Along the way this short yellow bus was going really slow, so I pass it. As I pulled into the parking lot, this crazy psycho lady came up to me and started yelling at me for reckless driving, even though I passed the bus without any oncoming traffic lol. So I called her a stupid cunt, told her just because she can't drive doesn't mean I can't and this is why women shouldn't be allowed to drive, and drove off.


So she called the cops, and one shows up a couple hours later. Knocks on the door, I answer it and he introduces himself.
He says:
"Did you just get yelled at by a crazy blonde lady?"
I just kinda looked at him and laughed
"Yeah"
"Well, we got a call about reckless driving over on (forgot) road. Said you passed in a no passing zone, even though there aren't any signs.
"
"I didn't want to come down but I had to.
So your not in trouble son, I get calls like this all the time from people who think they know what the hell they're talking about"

Good day full of lolz.

Last edited by Guy.Buddy.Friend (2008-11-19 17:52:21)

phishman420
Banned
+821|6128
Ok.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6894|Chicago, IL
lewl

+1 to the police, I'd hate having to respond to bullshit calls all day long
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|7042|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA
hahahaha, i love people like the cop. A good sense of humor, hard to find sometimes.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6813|California
I want to have cops like that in my city
JoshP
Banned
+176|6136|Notts, UK

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace
gtfo.

But yeah, +1 to the cops for not being retarded, haha
Guy.Buddy.Friend
coks
+71|6313

JoshP wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace
gtfo.

But yeah, +1 to the cops for not being retarded, haha
Yeah yeah, flak me all you want. Girls love myspace, and girls=sex.
So, nou.
Mutantbear
Semi Constructive Criticism
+1,431|6412|London, England

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

JoshP wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace
gtfo.

But yeah, +1 to the cops for not being retarded, haha
Yeah yeah, flak me all you want. Girls love myspace, and girls=sex.
So, nou.
3rd grade girls do
_______________________________________________________________________________________________ https://i.imgur.com/Xj4f2.png
usmarine
Banned
+2,785|7209

Mutantsteak wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

JoshP wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace bulletin
gtfo.

But yeah, +1 to the cops for not being retarded, haha
Yeah yeah, flak me all you want. Girls love myspace, and girls=sex.
So, nou.
3rd grade girls do
lulz
Roc18
`
+655|6238|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

JoshP wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace
gtfo.

But yeah, +1 to the cops for not being retarded, haha
/b/tard
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6600|what

Mutantsteak wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

girls=sex.
3rd grade girls do
Eew.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Guy.Buddy.Friend
coks
+71|6313

Mutantsteak wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

JoshP wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace bulletin
gtfo.

But yeah, +1 to the cops for not being retarded, haha
Yeah yeah, flak me all you want. Girls love myspace, and girls=sex.
So, nou.
3rd grade girls do
lolwut
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6603|Vancouver | Canada

Mutantsteak wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

JoshP wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace bulletin
gtfo.

But yeah, +1 to the cops for not being retarded, haha
Yeah yeah, flak me all you want. Girls love myspace, and girls=sex.
So, nou.
3rd grade girls do
Exactly.
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7015|NYC / Hamburg

Mutantsteak wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

JoshP wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace bulletin
gtfo.

But yeah, +1 to the cops for not being retarded, haha
Yeah yeah, flak me all you want. Girls love myspace, and girls=sex.
So, nou.
3rd grade girls do
you called?
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7024|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

JoshP wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace
gtfo.

But yeah, +1 to the cops for not being retarded, haha
Yeah yeah, flak me all you want. Girls love myspace, and girls=sex.
So, nou.
No myspace for me and i still get sex... I guess i must be special

And pretty nice cop you got thar!
The_Sniper_NM
Official EVGA Fanboy
+94|6561|SC | USA |

Mutantsteak wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

JoshP wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Copy pasta from my Myspace bulletin

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Myspace bulletin
gtfo.

But yeah, +1 to the cops for not being retarded, haha
Yeah yeah, flak me all you want. Girls love myspace, and girls=sex.
So, nou.
3rd grade girls do
I'd still hit it tbh
~FuzZz~
.yag era uoy fi siht deaR
+422|6770|Orrstrayleea

The_Sniper_NM wrote:

Mutantsteak wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:


Yeah yeah, flak me all you want. Girls love myspace, and girls=sex.
So, nou.
3rd grade girls do
I'd still hit it tbh
Old enough to bleed = old enough to breed.

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