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jord wrote:

Can you prove they were Infantryman?

Remf stands for rear echelon mother fucker. The people in the Army that are in a support role and not on the front line. Such as HR and finance and Artillery. That's probably where they were from.

Paras don't have low standards, infact they have higher standards than US special forces. Go google "P company".

Owned.

Err apparently not owned at all, 'cause I never gave a fuck about military shit in the first place. Why would I google Para's or P company? Remf? Shit I don't care, here's some academic jargon and acronyms that have no relevance to your life whatsoever, zomg you don't know what they mean? Owned man, owned.

If that's what 'Remfs' are then I struggle to see how these louts were "HR" and "finance" desk-pushers, they didn't have a single-braincell between the three of them. Whatever their fancy military status, they were nobs and they were Northern. And they got arseburgled.

Btw Ghetto ur wrong: you won't pass your degree and you'll end up in Dagenham. Yeah that's right, fucking Dagenham. That's what karma gets you and fate throws at you when you disrespect the follies of the Norf/Saarf divide.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-06 14:11:53)

Jord you're not in the actual military yet are you, as in paid and secured employment?

No?

Oh... "the weakest of what we have". Wrong pronoun? What they have you mean?

3/4, same figure and same point demonstrating the Northern intelligence and logic: they were fucking stupid enough to start an ego-driven fight against the 'hard man' of the group just to try and prove something, even though they were massively outnumbered. Nothing to do with us being pussays, all to do with them being dumbarses and getting rightly spanked on the ass for it . Maybe it doesn't require a high IQ to perform menial office tasks, but I would have thought the hoops the military wants you to skip through before you land that sorta pen-pushing job would have required at least basic GCSE's in English and Maths.

jord wrote:

I would have thought you would have driven for the number 3. After all 20 beating up 4 is slightly better than 20 beating up 3, sorta...

Northern Logic is Spartan Logic. Fight no matter how many whether you will lose or win, live or die. And how much did 300 make? Millions.

That's all the logic I need to recite for one day.

There was a para at our industry day once, now he was badass.

Uzique wrote:

Oh yeah and Bear Grylls and all the rest of those people that were in the SAS for 17 years in the Iranian embassy siege and Bravo Zero and South American crack running operations amirite? No. Stupid Geordie prick-grunts thought they were well 'ard cause they could run around in the mud for a year climbing over wooden fences and doing push-ups in their gay barrack fraternity of cocklovers, and they got sent home by some proper country-shire hay-baling strength. Wank'ers.

Bear Grylls lives in the south anyway. Clearly he prefers it here.

Haha since when did Tarique get pissed off at ham sandwich?

The Sheriff wrote:

Haha since when did Tarique get pissed off at ham sandwich?

Since he was, frankly, an utter prick... only to be a predictable boon and revert to the "I was intentionally saying that as an act, I was only kidding" thing. He was a proper nobber to jord and just generally acted arrogant but in the non-funny and non-humorous way; not even going too far, just doing it really badly and in poor fashion.

Uzique wrote:

Vilham wrote:

Uzique wrote:

That fight would fail because there would be way too much animosity.

I'd give you guys a big hug and then give Vilham some proper London-steez stabbin' innit blud.

lol, my wads of cash would soak up that blade like a stab proof vest.

See, the problem with your supposed 'act' Vilham is that it just isn't funny. You need to take some Comedy #101 lessons and turn down the 'Contrived' nob from 11 to a more-suitable 5. Same problem as Jord as well with pronouns; not "your" wad of cash, "their" wad of cash. Your parents, that is.

lol you and jord are such cretins. At no point earlier in the thread did I mention my money. I was referring throughout to the fact that on average people in the south have more cash, something jord apparently couldn't take. haha "cry some moar!"

considering you also know nothing about me you have no idea as to whether its my money or not. something im going to keep a secret so i can continue to laugh at you.

jord wrote:

Vilham wrote:

Uzique wrote:

See, the problem with your supposed 'act' Vilham is that it just isn't funny. You need to take some Comedy #101 lessons and turn down the 'Contrived' nob from 11 to a more-suitable 5. Same problem as Jord as well with pronouns; not "your" wad of cash, "their" wad of cash. Your parents, that is.

lol you and jord are such cretins. At no point earlier in the thread did I mention my money. I was referring throughout to the fact that on average people in the south have more cash, something jord apparently couldn't take. haha "cry some moar!"

considering you also know nothing about me you have no idea as to whether its my money or not. something im going to keep a secret so i can continue to laugh at you.

Your bait fails because I didn't cry, I just owned you about 6 times.

It's your bed time anyway.

lol sure u owned me. try not to get so pissed off yeah

Sheriff, Uzique got pissed at being called a chav

Quite, or I'll neg karma you again.

Gooners wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

vilham, go get bummed.

he'd have to go up north to do that, and we can't risk it.

lol user title

Vilham wrote:

jord wrote:

Vilham wrote:

lol you and jord are such cretins. At no point earlier in the thread did I mention my money. I was referring throughout to the fact that on average people in the south have more cash, something jord apparently couldn't take. haha "cry some moar!"

considering you also know nothing about me you have no idea as to whether its my money or not. something im going to keep a secret so i can continue to laugh at you.

Your bait fails because I didn't cry, I just owned you about 6 times.

It's your bed time anyway.

lol sure u owned me. try not to get so pissed off yeah

Sheriff, Uzique got pissed at being called a chav

Yes because I'm blatantly the most chavvish and working-class Brit on these boards.

Terribly offensive Vilham.

I don't even mention my money, or my families money (hey at least I'm willing to concede the all-important family part that you are too arrogant to admit)- so therefore you know even less than I can assume about you, patrolling around the threads making tons of references to how 'rich' you are. Makes sense and seems fair to me buddy.

And what a stunning backpeddle that was then Vilham! You are clearly refining your technique through all this practice! "Uuh I wasn't talking about my money personally in my stab-vest joke, I was being metaphorical about the entire South's wealth". Fucking lulz. You're such a boon... but lemme guess, you calculated and pre-planned this discourse from point 1 and thus me calling you a boon is merely me "playing into your hands".

Last edited by Uzique (2009-01-06 19:18:54)

Uzique wrote:

Vilham wrote:

jord wrote:

Your bait fails because I didn't cry, I just owned you about 6 times.

It's your bed time anyway.

lol sure u owned me. try not to get so pissed off yeah

Sheriff, Uzique got pissed at being called a chav

Yes because I'm blatantly the most chavvish and working-class Brit on these boards.

Terribly offensive Vilham.

I don't even mention my money, or my families money (hey at least I'm willing to concede the all-important family part that you are too arrogant to admit)- so therefore you know even less than I can assume about you, patrolling around the threads making tons of references to how 'rich' you are. Makes sense and seems fair to me buddy.

And what a stunning backpeddle that was then Vilham! You are clearly refining your technique through all this practice! "Uuh I wasn't talking about my money personally in my stab-vest joke, I was being metaphorical about the entire South's wealth". Fucking lulz. You're such a boon... but lemme guess, you calculated and pre-planned this discourse from point 1 and thus me calling you a boon is merely me "playing into your hands".

So all the working class people on these boards are chavs? At no point did I compare working class people with chavs; that connection is of your creation.

So anyone whos working class here; Uzique thinks that makes you a chav.

lol "patrolling around thread making tons of references to how 'rich' you are", please do find some where I say im rich? My money vest joke was taking the piss out of the fact that you guys think im rich even though i never stated I was.

gg uzique. Try actually reading what people write and not imagining some fantasy of your own creation.

Last edited by Vilham (2009-01-06 19:24:42)

So basically what your saying is Uzique, you can't find any evidence of me saying im rich. that's one hell of an arguement you have going there. haha

Hows fantasy land today?

Definition: overuse: excessive use; To use too much

Didn't realise using a word once in the last week is classified as overuse.

Last edited by Vilham (2009-01-06 19:28:58)