Read the thread dude.DefCon-17 wrote:
So people who play video games automatically don't know anything about dating?
What you think?
What you think?
Fuck if I know.Scorpion0x17 wrote:
Read the thread dude.DefCon-17 wrote:
So people who play video games automatically don't know anything about dating?
What you think?
I'm all aloooooone.
This man speaks the fucking truth....
5) Lighten the mood a little with some humor. Women dig humor, but DO NOT go for offensive humor or any humor on themselves
...
The more you read these 5 step guides, not about playgrounds at least, the more you think there's someone you have to be. Don't be someone, be you. If you two already know each other and she's said yes, then she's in to you already. So hang out with her. Granted, don't hang out with her like she's your best guy-friend since middle school but relax.
Summary: Be you, don't act, it's obvious.
Summary: Be you, don't act, it's obvious.
This.Defiance wrote:
The more you read these 5 step guides, not about playgrounds at least, the more you think there's someone you have to be. Don't be someone, be you. If you two already know each other and she's said yes, then she's in to you already. So hang out with her. Granted, don't hang out with her like she's your best guy-friend since middle school but relax.
Summary: Be you, don't act, it's obvious.
The only thing I'll add is don't go to the cinema for your date. There's nothing more tense than two people who don't really know each other sitting beside each other stalk still for two hours (and even more awkward if there are kissing scenes ... which there always are). Go some place public like a cafe (read: starbucks) and just, well, talk. The idea of a first date is to get to know one another; that's it.
Make sure you be a gentleman and pay for it.kylef wrote:
This.Defiance wrote:
The more you read these 5 step guides, not about playgrounds at least, the more you think there's someone you have to be. Don't be someone, be you. If you two already know each other and she's said yes, then she's in to you already. So hang out with her. Granted, don't hang out with her like she's your best guy-friend since middle school but relax.
Summary: Be you, don't act, it's obvious.
The only thing I'll add is don't go to the cinema for your date. There's nothing more tense than two people who don't really know each other sitting beside each other stalk still for two hours (and even more awkward if there are kissing scenes ... which there always are). Go some place public like a cafe (read: starbucks) and just, well, talk. The idea of a first date is to get to know one another; that's it.
What may seem obvious may not be to some.
In todays world I believe the person who asks for the date is the person who should pay for it.TheDonkey wrote:
Make sure you be a gentleman and pay for it.
What may seem obvious may not be to some.
Rohypnol?
Tbh just play it cool just dont brag or be brash cos then she'll think your a fag and if she goes to buy something n shes gonna pay you pay instead ecetera ecetra.
Tbh just play it cool just dont brag or be brash cos then she'll think your a fag and if she goes to buy something n shes gonna pay you pay instead ecetera ecetra.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
Not necessarily, my GF tells the darkest jokes (child abuse, rape, genocide, ...). I admit she the first girl I've met who likes those things.Jebus wrote:
This man speaks the fucking truth....
5) Lighten the mood a little with some humor. Women dig humor, but DO NOT go for offensive humor or any humor on themselves
...
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
and remember a failed date is not the end of the world, consider it practice for the next time you ask a girl out on a date.
Condoms always come in handy.
To OP, what's your age? The reason I ask is because that dictates what activities you should do..max wrote:
Not necessarily, my GF tells the darkest jokes (child abuse, rape, genocide, ...). I admit she the first girl I've met who likes those things.Jebus wrote:
This man speaks the fucking truth....
5) Lighten the mood a little with some humor. Women dig humor, but DO NOT go for offensive humor or any humor on themselves
...
Yeah if you're an offensive person go with the offensive humor, if it's what you do Be Yourself..
I hooked up with a girl the a couple of months ago with "Hey you want to see something really gross?"
It was a video of a girl pushing a Foot ball out of her Hoo haaa..
Not for nothing but if you really like the girl I say fun first date is an activity with friends? If it's a girl you want to just bang, I'd go with coffee walk in the park etc.
max wrote:
Induringmax
1: go to closest playground
2: talk to one of the kids
3: Get moms attention
4: have consensual sex in missionary position with mom
Spoiler (highlight to read):
5: leave playground
I learnt that the hard way especially seen as i mocked her at a comment she made about herself.Jebus wrote:
This man speaks the fucking truth....
5) Lighten the mood a little with some humor. Women dig humor, but DO NOT go for offensive humor or any humor on themselves
...
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
Just watch a movie at your place or something, something casual always does the trick
I don't see any pics...
There is nothing called failure in pick up, only experiences you should learn upon.Locoloki wrote:
and remember a failed date is not the end of the world, consider it practice for the next time you ask a girl out on a date.
mouth-wash and trim your nose hairs
get shitfaced and stick ur dick in her
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
She will love it,and if its the first time make sure you have a bag underneath in-case she plops when you pull out.FatherTed wrote:
get shitfaced and stick ur dick in her ass
Juts be yourself (as long as your not fucked up like),pay for it, go some place where you can chat and don't be nervous.Actually helps my confidence if i drink but not tooooo much!
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-Go for something one on one.
-Make jokes, ones that poke fun at yourself are particularly good because if she really does like you she will say "That isn't true" or the like.
-Don't be too uptight, you're there to have a good time.
-Ask her personal questions about herself, women love to talk.
-Be interesting, if you tell her you sit around all night and play video games there isn't much to talk about.
-Make jokes, ones that poke fun at yourself are particularly good because if she really does like you she will say "That isn't true" or the like.
-Don't be too uptight, you're there to have a good time.
-Ask her personal questions about herself, women love to talk.
-Be interesting, if you tell her you sit around all night and play video games there isn't much to talk about.
Everyone is saying be confident...but don't be TOOOOO confident. There is a line between confidence and arrogance. Ask questions, but not "interview" questions (someone else said that, I think it was bennis). Don't overdress. And be funny BTW - A bit of light piss taking is not a problem. The first time out with my girlfriend, she walked into a tree. I didn't laugh my arse of in front of her, but took the piss a little bit
wear pants
Dude, I would have just died with laughter. Well, I wouldn't have asked out such a girl anyway.ShadowsStrike wrote:
Everyone is saying be confident...but don't be TOOOOO confident. There is a line between confidence and arrogance. Ask questions, but not "interview" questions (someone else said that, I think it was bennis). Don't overdress. And be funny BTW - A bit of light piss taking is not a problem. The first time out with my girlfriend, she walked into a tree. I didn't laugh my arse of in front of her, but took the piss a little bit
I was so close too. First time meeting her and it was so tense...and then she did that.Zimmer wrote:
Dude, I would have just died with laughter. Well, I wouldn't have asked out such a girl anyway.ShadowsStrike wrote:
Everyone is saying be confident...but don't be TOOOOO confident. There is a line between confidence and arrogance. Ask questions, but not "interview" questions (someone else said that, I think it was bennis). Don't overdress. And be funny BTW - A bit of light piss taking is not a problem. The first time out with my girlfriend, she walked into a tree. I didn't laugh my arse of in front of her, but took the piss a little bit