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I just looked up balaclava.. Had no idea what that was, it seems so much better then the conventional ski mask..

Trip as I'm all for the marrage of two people and love and all, I know I'm getting older and my looks are fading.. I think 2 months is a little soon to pop the big question.. Instead I'll go for the non-legal way of kidnapping her and keeping her in a whole in my celler real "Silence of the lambs" style

cpt.fass1 wrote:

I just looked up balaclava.. Had no idea what that was, it seems so much better then the conventional ski mask..

Trip as I'm all for the marrage of two people and love and all, I know I'm getting older and my looks are fading.. I think 2 months is a little soon to pop the big question.. Instead I'll go for the non-legal way of kidnapping her and keeping her in a whole in my celler real "Silence of the lambs" style

That's what I'm talkin' about.  I like this guy.
"IT PUTS THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET."

Naturn wrote:

Normally I don't talk about this stuff with people but I feel its a good thing this time.

She will be coming over to watch some movies and we are probably going to ordering a pizza.  What next you think?

Play Fallout 3 with her... duh.

watch the movie, ask her if she's a good kisser lolz and then make the move

Put ur dick throught he centre of the pizzq from behind and when she opens it up shes in ffor a SURPRISE

Naturn wrote:

Now I understand why we don't post this stuff on these forums.

Seriously though, how did it go? Some things in life just seem impossibly hard until you do them, that's what it's all about. lol ignore all the sexual meaning

Stimey wrote:

Put ur dick throught he centre of the pizzq from behind and when she opens it up shes in ffor a SURPRISE

I see someone's been watching Big sausage pizza on the internets

Naturn wrote:

argo4 wrote:

Naturn wrote:

Now I understand why we don't post this stuff on these forums.

Seriously though, how did it go? Some things in life just seem impossibly hard until you do them, that's what it's all about. lol ignore all the sexual meaning

Well its not till this friday.  But I forgot to add she smokes. 

Dude the Wii, it is seriously an awesome gaming system to get close to a girl, it's active and you can be competative.. One thing I did with a girl I was dating was went to her house.. We started boxing when I started "losing" I pulled the cheat card of hip checking her and blam next this I know we were doing the vertical mambo..

unless you're a fat slob who smells of cottage cheese when he sweets, I would definatly put the Wii on. It's so much more fun then watching a movie..

Oh and Smoke? Reffer or cigs, and did you hijack someone else thread for help..

argo4 wrote:

so the originl chick, she turned out kind of weird. it seems she only wants to be friends,but that's alright with me. She didn't even want to hang out with me(only when her friend is present). We still have a good relationship, just joking around in class, but im not gonna try to steer it out of the friend zone. My sex drive's been so low recently-is it a thing that happens as you mature?I mean I used to look at hot girls all the time, but now it's just blah. lol, personal info

Emo.

argo4 wrote:

so the originl chick, she turned out kind of weird. it seems she only wants to be friends,but that's alright with me. She didn't even want to hang out with me(only when her friend is present). We still have a good relationship, just joking around in class, but im not gonna try to steer it out of the friend zone. My sex drive's been so low recently-is it a thing that happens as you mature?I mean I used to look at hot girls all the time, but now it's just blah. lol, personal info

Yes, you're getting old. Sex drive down. Fat level up. Prostrate cancer up.

max wrote:

argo4 wrote:

so the originl chick, she turned out kind of weird. it seems she only wants to be friends,but that's alright with me. She didn't even want to hang out with me(only when her friend is present). We still have a good relationship, just joking around in class, but im not gonna try to steer it out of the friend zone. My sex drive's been so low recently-is it a thing that happens as you mature?I mean I used to look at hot girls all the time, but now it's just blah. lol, personal info

Yes, you're getting old. Sex drive down. Fat level up. Prostrate cancer up.

Keep her as a m8, she has lots of female mates too, move onto them.

Joking around in class - Your too young to get too serious, try and find 'Fuck Buddies' not girlfriends to get serious with.  Whats the point your maybe off to College/Uni soon and will go sep ways anyway.

Im 33 and my drive is as hard as ever and still has plenty of memory.  Just make sure you use 'cleanup' a lot, defrag it and always have your anti virus turned on, you get me?

Ive seen so many tits and bums in my life you do tend to get a bit bored nowadays or it all but shudn't be happening if your still in school, fuck me I thought I was a dirty bastard you must of looked at far more than me.