Jay
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

I want pho. I gotta ask our Vietnamese intern to bring me some of her mom's spring rolls again. Yum.
Is she hot?
Fairly, with big titties
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asian chicks with big tits are always oleaginous.
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Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

I want pho. I gotta ask our Vietnamese intern to bring me some of her mom's spring rolls again. Yum.
Is she hot?
Fairly, with big titties
You should sleep with her.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:


Is she hot?
Fairly, with big titties
You should sleep with her.
No way
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
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My ridiculous Woodstock hair

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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
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uziq wrote:

asian chicks with big tits are always oleaginous.
Oily?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
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Jay wrote:

I want pho. I gotta ask our Vietnamese intern to bring me some of her mom's spring rolls again. Yum.
OC has I think the highest amount of vietnamese outside of Vietnam.  The pho here is phoking aamaaaazing.
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Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:


Fairly, with big titties
You should sleep with her.
No way
Why not? What's wrong with her?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:


You should sleep with her.
No way
Why not? What's wrong with her?
I don't cheat
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
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Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:


No way
Why not? What's wrong with her?
I don't cheat
Think about how exciting it would be though. Sleeping with your exotic intern. Wife at home. Exotic Wifey at work.
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except on your diet. ZING!
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Jay wrote:

uziq wrote:

asian chicks with big tits are always oleaginous.
Oily?
yeah asian girls with big boobs always have that bad-skin fat thing going on. pitted or sheeny. asians should be small and rarely seen and never heard.
Jay
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:


Why not? What's wrong with her?
I don't cheat
Think about how exciting it would be though. Sleeping with your exotic intern. Wife at home. Exotic Wifey at work.
Lol. I love my wife, why would I want to do that to her? Also, a bit of sex ain't worth only seeing my son every other weekend.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
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when my first novel hits it big you guys can all fucking forget i said this
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i had sex with my intern and ended up dating her for a while.  it made for weird working environment.
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Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:


I don't cheat
Think about how exciting it would be though. Sleeping with your exotic intern. Wife at home. Exotic Wifey at work.
Lol. I love my wife, why would I want to do that to her? Also, a bit of sex ain't worth only seeing my son every other weekend.
Your wife won't find out. And you deserve this. You deserve this.

Just have your intern text you in Vietnamese. When your wife sees it just tell her it is spam.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:


Think about how exciting it would be though. Sleeping with your exotic intern. Wife at home. Exotic Wifey at work.
Lol. I love my wife, why would I want to do that to her? Also, a bit of sex ain't worth only seeing my son every other weekend.
Your wife won't find out. And you deserve this. You deserve this.

Just have your intern text you in Vietnamese. When your wife sees it just tell her it is spam.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
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publishing at the lower levels is 80% girls, mostly all posh and privileged humanities/art/fine art types. it's an acute agony to remember to 'not shit where you eat' (or at least not dirty the place where you earn money to eat). there's a girl at my current place that i would love to take out for a night with candle-light and red wine. but i couldn't deal with the fallout at work. publishing is really hilarious traditional when it comes to gender relations – very mad men. all the big cheeses are 50+ lecherous men who enjoy brandy and an ogle, and the intern treadmill is populated almost entirely with young nubiles.

i think my whole choice in career(s) is lined up to involve nymphs and naiads.

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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:


Think about how exciting it would be though. Sleeping with your exotic intern. Wife at home. Exotic Wifey at work.
Lol. I love my wife, why would I want to do that to her? Also, a bit of sex ain't worth only seeing my son every other weekend.
Your wife won't find out. And you deserve this. You deserve this.

Just have your intern text you in Vietnamese. When your wife sees it just tell her it is spam.
pmsl
Jay
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Macbeth, there is no piece of strange in the world worth fucking up this little guys life

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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay
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uziq wrote:

publishing at the lower levels is 80% girls, mostly all posh and privileged humanities/art/fine art types. it's an acute agony to remember to 'not shit where you eat' (or at least not dirty the place where you earn money to eat). there's a girl at my current place that i would love to take out for a night with candle-light and red wine. but i couldn't deal with the fallout at work. publishing is really hilarious traditional when it comes to gender relations – very mad men. all the big cheeses are 50+ lecherous men who enjoy brandy and an ogle, and the intern treadmill is populated almost entirely with young nubiles.

i think my whole choice in career(s) is lined up to involve nymphs and naiads.
Saks Fifth Avenue's hq is in my building. There's an endless stream of young hopefuls dressed to the nines and trying to break into the fashion industry on my elevator every day.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
uziq
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that's cute but c'mon, there is.

if kate beckinsale said she'd be with me forever, i'd make like sparta and leave my kid on a lonesome promontory.

Last edited by uziq (2015-09-03 16:02:09)

uziq
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Jay wrote:

uziq wrote:

publishing at the lower levels is 80% girls, mostly all posh and privileged humanities/art/fine art types. it's an acute agony to remember to 'not shit where you eat' (or at least not dirty the place where you earn money to eat). there's a girl at my current place that i would love to take out for a night with candle-light and red wine. but i couldn't deal with the fallout at work. publishing is really hilarious traditional when it comes to gender relations – very mad men. all the big cheeses are 50+ lecherous men who enjoy brandy and an ogle, and the intern treadmill is populated almost entirely with young nubiles.

i think my whole choice in career(s) is lined up to involve nymphs and naiads.
Saks Fifth Avenue's hq is in my building. There's an endless stream of young hopefuls dressed to the nines and trying to break into the fashion industry on my elevator every day.
i would lose my shit
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Jay wrote:

Macbeth, there is no piece of strange in the world worth fucking up this little guys life

What if a really wealthy woman offered to marry you and take care of you and your son? You can spend every other weekend and the summer together at the yacht club. A real one.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Jay
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

Jay wrote:

Macbeth, there is no piece of strange in the world worth fucking up this little guys life

What if a really wealthy woman offered to marry you and take care of you and your son? You can spend every other weekend and the summer together at the yacht club. A real one.
Why on earth would I want that?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

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