Dude Tips

2008-12-09 07:02:56

#1

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|7141|NJ

So in this forum we have had alot of people ask for Advice on women.. I attempted at one point to get a cook thread going. So here's a thread for Dude Tips things that can range from how to get your clothing looking like it's Ironed and cleaned to fun things on a date..

Lets face it we're all gamers for a reason and that reason is cause we're lazy, so hopefully there will be enough tips to make this a sticky and be an easy guide for everyone..

I'll Start with one..

Car Air Freshner that I like to use is a bar of Irish Springs Soap in the glove box.. It never runs out and keeps your car smelling good also if you're crashing some where other then your house you have a bar of soap to get clean..

For the Bed so I don't have to change my sheets as ofter is I put dryer sheets under the sheets I put on the bed and in the pillow cases, it keeps them smelling fresh.

2008-12-09 07:05:16

#2

phishman420: Banned; +821|6126

We're gamers because we're lazy?

2008-12-09 07:08:54

#3

killer21: Because f*ck you that's why.; +400|7036|Reisterstown, MD

Umm..ok?

Never reference anything from a videogame when on a date, i.e. If a someone happens to take a vegetable to the head by accident, don't scream out, "BOOM, headshot". etc.

Hot pockets are not meals.

2008-12-09 07:13:29

#4

Locoloki: I got Mug 222 at Gritty's!!!!; +216|7085|Your moms bedroom

comment on a girls shoes or purse if it looks expensive. For some reason chicks think guys care

2008-12-09 07:16:50

#5

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7118|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ok

Roast Potatoes.
Use Red Potatoes, boil for 10 mins and after you drain the water put them in the sink (clean, bubble free) and stir them with a wooden spoon, this bashes them up a bit and gives the edge a fluffy texture which after roasted comes out crispy. Roast in Goose Fat. Now you may see this as a 'Chick Tip' but if your cooking dinner for her this will help you get into her pants.

Sex on 1st Date
No, even if offered. Its probably a test to check your nobleness. Withhold, don't do it, she will go back and tell her mates you are genuine and you will have it on a plate whenever you want.

1st Date
Ok perhaps in the wrong order to above but don't make the mistake of paying for everything, you will make her feel like a tramp. Cinema for eg, You buy the tickets, she buys the munch.

Having a poo around the Gf's
Put bog paper down the toilet first to help prevent the depthcharge sound as you give birth to a big brown 'un. Oh fuck almost forgot, open the windows and spray deodrant. If she happens to be in your bathroom, make sure you buy male moisturiser, they love a bloke who takes care of himself, but don't let her catching you looking at yourself in the mirror you cheeky chappy you.

Ironing a shirt
Collar first, just below the collar 2nd. Left breast from buttons out, right breast from button holes out, back of shirt and then finally arms

Washing your clothes
Wash them all on 60 and they won't run. I have never ever managed to make my clothes run in 17 years of doing my own stuff.

Kiss and Tell
Just don't do this whatever you do, if she finds out it dosen't matter how good you can iron ya shirt, cook roasties, she won't be coming back. Hey guess what? She will kiss and tell and tell every detail about how you threw her around the bedroom but don't worry its ok for her mates to know but not yours. Keep it to yaself

Im sure I have loads more to share, I will as they come to me.

Last edited by 1927 (2008-12-09 07:18:55)

2008-12-09 07:43:30

#6

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6198|Roma

1927 wrote:
Sex on 1st Date
No, even if offered. Its probably a test to check your nobleness. Withhold, don't do it, she will go back and tell her mates you are genuine and you will have it on a plate whenever you want.

thats a good one, and i always tell it to my friends.

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2008-12-09 07:51:57

#7

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6945|so randum

aerodynamic wrote:
1927 wrote:
Sex on 1st Date
No, even if offered. Its probably a test to check your nobleness. Withhold, don't do it, she will go back and tell her mates you are genuine and you will have it on a plate whenever you want.
thats a good one, and i always tell it to my friends.

unless you dont intend to ever see the girl again

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-12-09 07:57:32

#8

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6575|Carnoustie MASSIF

FatherTed wrote:
aerodynamic wrote:
1927 wrote:
Sex on 1st Date
No, even if offered. Its probably a test to check your nobleness. Withhold, don't do it, she will go back and tell her mates you are genuine and you will have it on a plate whenever you want.
thats a good one, and i always tell it to my friends.
unless you dont intend to ever see the girl again

That's called a one night stand Ted.

And by God I love 'em!

2008-12-09 07:58:01

#9

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6945|so randum

SirSchloppy wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
aerodynamic wrote:

thats a good one, and i always tell it to my friends.
unless you dont intend to ever see the girl again
That's called a one night stand Ted.

And by God I love 'em!

remove the strikeout tbh

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-12-09 08:02:19

#10

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6575|Carnoustie MASSIF

SirSchloppy wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
aerodynamic wrote:
thats a good one, and i always tell it to my friends.
unless you dont intend to ever see the girl again
That's called a one night stand Ted.

And by God Ted loves 'em!

Fixd.

2008-12-09 08:11:30

#11

baggs: Member; +732|6649

Make sure you are clean and tidy. And for fucks sake, don't let your mum dress you.

2008-12-09 08:12:33

#12

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6575|Carnoustie MASSIF

baggs wrote:
Make sure you are clean and tidy. And for fucks sake, don't let your mum dress you.

Yeah phishman don't let your mum touch me dress you.

2008-12-09 08:28:12

#13

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|7141|NJ

Good tips on the Ironing.. I've been told about a spray that takes all the work out of it for you, but I don't remember the name..

Usually what I do, is when showering I hang my shirt on the shower curtain bar and let the steam smooth it out, and or depending on how much time, I have actually wet the shirt then let it sit in the bathroom for the night.

Dating Tip. Never go to the movies on the first date, it's very unoriginal and doesn't give you a chance to get to know each other. I usually ask a girl(if I like her) to something that I"m doing and if she says no or can't do it, I go anyway.. It's allot less pressure if you bring her into your life instead of taking her some place to impress her.

2008-12-09 08:34:48

#14

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6997|Scotland

Pro toilet tip - Have a pack of baby wipes (I prefer Tesco's own baby wipes as they are cheap) on top of the toilet, when you have one of them raging sore shits, baby wipes cool it all down. No need for the classic "Wet some toilet paper in the sink"

2008-12-09 08:47:09

#15

wensleydale8: Member; +81|7214|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

killer21 wrote:
Umm..ok?

Never reference anything from a videogame when on a date, i.e. If a someone happens to take a vegetable to the head by accident, don't scream out, "BOOM, headshot". etc.

Hot pockets are not meals.

Hotpockets = laxative.

I at the boom headshot reference.

And as Ive learned the hard way never say something which can upset a girl or she may find offensive ive done it before and got owned, it took me 2 weeks of being nice to her and her friends to get her to speak to me.

Last edited by wensleydale8 (2008-12-09 09:01:35)

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.

2008-12-09 11:07:28

#16

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6601|Vancouver | Canada

Spend more than 5 minutes in the shower. Seriously.

Showering for 5 minutes, then covering the still-lingering smell with a shitload of deodorant does not count as being clean.

..Plus deodorant overdose is disgusting in itself.

2008-12-09 12:20:28

#17

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|7099

Thank god this thread isn't about picking up dudes...

2008-12-09 12:30:26

#18

jord: Member; +2,382|7123|The North, beyond the wall.

Ironing-Get your mum to do it

Failing that, wash your clothes and when you take them out lay them perfectly straight on the radiator. Or buy polyester t shirts like Football shirts, as they can't and don't need to be ironed

Wanking-

Pull off 4 segments of toilet roll and fold them over so it is 4 times thicker. Put this to penis on ejaculation to save yourself having to have a wash, I also keep one close by for dabs on pre cum.

2008-12-09 12:31:27

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6945|so randum

play football
drink beer
sex girls

and then son, you're a real man

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2008-12-09 12:58:37

#20

bennisboy: Member; +829|7091|Poundland

FatherTed wrote:
play football
drink beer
sex girls

and then son, you're a real man

2008-12-09 13:01:42

#21

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7159|Purplicious Wisconsin

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.reu … ok-reuters <--- Oh God, lol

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-12-09 13:08:06

#22

blah: macaroni with cheeseeee; +111|6192|Croatia

-be always clean and tidy(remove ear wax,behind ears,clip your nails,cut off nose hairs).
-don't spray shit loads of Axe on you,buy some nice smelling eau de toilette and spray a little on your wrists and a little on the sides of your neck so when you go with a girl in cinema you'll probably hug her and put your arm around her so if you do that she'll notice the scent.
-Be funny,try to make her laugh
-YOUR MOM DOES YOUR CLOTHES,END OF DISCUSSION!!11! >>>>>>>>>>>>> link
-if you cum in the shower there is a possibility that your jizz will stick on your pubes or leg hairs because water makes the jizz kinda like jello.Don't say I didn't warn you!
-push ups+sit ups+some protein rich food = WIN
-never go on toilet without newspapers.It's boring isn't it?
-Boys play FIFA,men play PES
-How to get the baddest fart(Great when you're with your buddies and want to break the monotony ):1.Bananas with mineral water or soda(unrecognizable,yet sophistically specific smell that you can't really sort in your fart smell memory)
2.more than 3 snickers with sprite or cola(That's just nasty,man!)(DIARRHEA WARNING)
3.chilly,beans,tacos with hot sauce(makes you cry when you fart,and I'm not just talking about smell)
-What not to eat when you go on date-read above
-always hide your porn stash before your girl comes...or parents

2008-12-09 22:10:26

#23

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7161

Best thing to say: You look fantastic.

Always work like a charm

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2008-12-09 23:32:32

#24

Shaguart: Titties; +56|6814|Calgary, Canada

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
Best thing to say: You look fantastic.

Always work like a charm

I get that with "Your cute"

Dont ask why but for some reason the girls eat that shit up!

2008-12-09 23:52:12

#25

Freke1: I play at night... mostly; +47|6992|the best galaxy

killer21 wrote:
...If a someone happens to take a vegetable to the head by accident, don't scream out, "BOOM, headshot". etc.

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1927 wrote:

aerodynamic wrote:

1927 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

aerodynamic wrote:

1927 wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

aerodynamic wrote:

SirSchloppy wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

aerodynamic wrote:

baggs wrote:

killer21 wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

killer21 wrote:

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