You fucking hobo!cpt.fass1 wrote:
Oh how to make extra money while on a date.. Take a girl to Dave and busters or skee ball or something that takes alot of coins.. Then if things go right and you start to make the whoopy, take her pants off and throw them across the room..
1. she'll think you're a man, exciting and takeing control of the situation
2. All her loose change will fly out of her pockets and land on the floor= money..
Smart cop.cpt.fass1 wrote:
It's worked for me in the past with a New Jersey cop.. I never admitted to speeding I just said I was trying to get away from an erratic driver and then pointed out a car that drove past..
That's another thing, dudes should know shit about carpentry, such as naming several types of saws, joints, and recognition of tools.GraphicArtist J wrote:
Monogamy is NOT something you make dining tables out of.
is that the voice of experience I hear?GraphicArtist J wrote:
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• Never hit on a girl by saying: "I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man." It will only make you look like a gay trucker.
Naa it seems like it's the voice of a gay trucker.argo4 wrote:
is that the voice of experience I hear?GraphicArtist J wrote:
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• Never hit on a girl by saying: "I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man." It will only make you look like a gay trucker.
Dude, you get pulled over, and it takes at least 2 minutes for the cop to even start talking to you. It would take at least another minute before you told him that you were avoiding another car. The car would have been long gone by then. Cops usually aren't that dumb.cpt.fass1 wrote:
Dave and Busters takes cards, so just skeet ball..
Smart Cop? Well it's a reasonable excuse for speeding..
Yeah, i know!cpt.fass1 wrote:
Yes, i wholeheartedly agree. What I great point you make sir!argo4 wrote:
is that the voice of experience I hear?GraphicArtist J wrote:
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• Never hit on a girl by saying: "I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man." It will only make you look like a gay trucker.
What are your cops in wheel chairs?phishman420 wrote:
Dude, you get pulled over, and it takes at least 2 minutes for the cop to even start talking to you. It would take at least another minute before you told him that you were avoiding another car. The car would have been long gone by then. Cops usually aren't that dumb.cpt.fass1 wrote:
Dave and Busters takes cards, so just skeet ball..
Smart Cop? Well it's a reasonable excuse for speeding..
Sigh. You, sir, are and idiot.cpt.fass1 wrote:
What are your cops in wheel chairs?phishman420 wrote:
Dude, you get pulled over, and it takes at least 2 minutes for the cop to even start talking to you. It would take at least another minute before you told him that you were avoiding another car. The car would have been long gone by then. Cops usually aren't that dumb.cpt.fass1 wrote:
Dave and Busters takes cards, so just skeet ball..
Smart Cop? Well it's a reasonable excuse for speeding..
I don't believe that you have a car. Enjoy the bus.cpt.fass1 wrote:
Yeah and I'm the idiot?
Hahahahahahahaha two mins. Find me a video via the Internet to prove this absurd claim..
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Phishman, have you ever been pulled over?phishman420 wrote:
I don't believe that you have a car. Enjoy the bus.cpt.fass1 wrote:
Yeah and I'm the idiot?
Hahahahahahahaha two mins. Find me a video via the Internet to prove this absurd claim..
Even if he does instantly walk up to your car, the other car is already long gone. Stop talking; you're an idiot.
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