please wash your sheeets!! eww
This isn't a metrosexual forum... I don't think so anyways...
I wash mine once a week.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
please wash your sheeets!! eww
Kimmmmmmmmm is hot. Oh and BTW, hai2u kimmmah!!!!!
ummmmReddhedd wrote:
Kimmmmmmmmm is hot. Oh and BTW, hai2u kimmmah!!!!!
5.0? Mustang?
*requesting nuke at my position, over*
I'll take one for the team
I'll take one for the team
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
"Never take one for the team"
sometimes self sacrifice is necessary. At least I'll die with the knowledge that I wiped out at least 50% of the worlds gays.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
The fuck?TSI wrote:
Socks should never be different colour than your pants. And never, ever wear white socks outside the gym.
He's French.DesertFox- wrote:
The fuck?TSI wrote:
Socks should never be different colour than your pants. And never, ever wear white socks outside the gym.
That makes sense.phishman420 wrote:
He's French.DesertFox- wrote:
The fuck?TSI wrote:
Socks should never be different colour than your pants. And never, ever wear white socks outside the gym.
I'm sure they've had enough white material to last them a lifetime.
Last edited by FFLink13 (2008-12-18 18:49:39)
Nice. You guys all talk about getting girls...maybe you'll notice they actually look at your appearance a lot more than you do (as do you at theirs ).FFLink13 wrote:
That makes sense.phishman420 wrote:
He's French.DesertFox- wrote:
The fuck?
I'm sure they've had enough white material to last them a lifetime.
I like pie.
I've never had a problem with getting girls, and I only wear white socks unless I'm dressing up (which is extremely rare).TSI wrote:
Nice. You guys all talk about getting girls...maybe you'll notice they actually look at your appearance a lot more than you do (as do you at theirs ).FFLink13 wrote:
That makes sense.phishman420 wrote:
He's French.
I'm sure they've had enough white material to last them a lifetime.
A little baby powder on the balls goes a long way. Just don't put it on right after the shower.
Speaking of balls, shave them in the shower. Girls don't like hairy balls.
Speaking of balls, shave them in the shower. Girls don't like hairy balls.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7138
It's like shaving a thick, deflated balloon.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
A little baby powder on the balls goes a long way. Just don't put it on right after the shower.
Speaking of balls, shave them in the shower. Girls don't like hairy balls.
Some tips:
- Brush your teeth at least twice daily.
- Keep your hair in order. (All of it)
- Moisturize.
- Use lip balm.
- Do not say anything too deep that is open for debate on a date. If the girl isn't keen on the subject she may feel dumb and awkward. Just say pretty philosophical things.
- Don't take a girl to a Jazz lounge unless you know she is in to Jazz. Otherwise she will be bored, mad bored, son. (I love Jazz tbh)
- Dress well. Even if it is jeans and a t-shirt, get nice, stylish jeans and a t-shirt that doesn't have some borderline /b/ graphic on it.
- Keep fit.
- Get in to at least one high culture thing: art, music, fashion, whatever.
- Avoid the fucking friend zone...
Last edited by Superior Mind (2008-12-18 19:36:32)
Tips for lower bar tabs..
Scope out your bar, if you're looking for a good local hang out, check it out a few times before you commit.. Don't look for a Club or a resturant/bar, but look for a place that you'll be able to relax at when you don't really feel like going out..
Once you have found your bar, start going there.. Bring your own friends to start and tip decent, feel out how many buy backs you get and make sure you get along with the already in place locals.. Also look for a small staff without huge turn over, it's annoying if you get in good with one bar tender only for them to leave you high and dry.. Start going back on a regular basis, and actually talk to the bartender and locals in place to become friends.. Help the bar tender with glasses left around and always make sure you're having fun..
Next thing you know, you'll be drinking alot for cheap and getting alot of other perks along the way..
Scope out your bar, if you're looking for a good local hang out, check it out a few times before you commit.. Don't look for a Club or a resturant/bar, but look for a place that you'll be able to relax at when you don't really feel like going out..
Once you have found your bar, start going there.. Bring your own friends to start and tip decent, feel out how many buy backs you get and make sure you get along with the already in place locals.. Also look for a small staff without huge turn over, it's annoying if you get in good with one bar tender only for them to leave you high and dry.. Start going back on a regular basis, and actually talk to the bartender and locals in place to become friends.. Help the bar tender with glasses left around and always make sure you're having fun..
Next thing you know, you'll be drinking alot for cheap and getting alot of other perks along the way..