ajc wrote:
WILLMAR, Minn. — A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine. Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.
Wagar pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.
According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.
A phone message left at a home listing for a Scott Wagar was not immediately returned to The Associated Press.
Lol. What are the implications of being sprayed with fox piss?
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
You get piss on you.Switch wrote:
Lol. What are the implications of being sprayed with fox piss?
Question number two.
How does one go about acquiring said fox piss?
How does one go about acquiring said fox piss?
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
if your house get tp'd multiple times you have problems
Well, first you need to cover your house in toilet paper. Naturally all creatures within the local area find that the toilet paper outside of the home as a god send.Switch wrote:
How does one go about acquiring said fox piss?
Soon you'll have cats, stray dogs, birds and yes, sometimes even foxes using your home as their own personal toilet.
I assume that acquiring fox urine would then be a simple process.
Shoulda shot them with a shotgun like that guy did with those trick or treaters on his property.
LOL I guess Matlock is not on at night
Good for him.
its sold at a variety of hunting outfitters... its used for scent when trying to lure in predators for hunting.Switch wrote:
Question number two.
How does one go about acquiring said fox piss?
What ever you do if your covered in fox piss don't go near a hunt. The last thing you'll hear is someone shouting Tally Ho and the growling of about 30 dogs!Switch wrote:
Lol. What are the implications of being sprayed with fox piss?
Remember Jurassic Park III and the question of the T-Rex pee?Switch wrote:
Question number two.
How does one go about acquiring said fox piss?
Answer's the same
Meh, i dont see what's the problem. Sure he shoot piss at them, but they asked for it.
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I wish I was there to see it happen.
lol, assault for fox piss? what are the "other charges"
Good for him. Fucking douchebag kids.
krazed wrote:
lol, assault for fox piss? what are the "other charges"
mtb0minime wrote:
Good for him. Fucking douchebag kids.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Gotta make a joke about someone being "pissed off" but I don't quite know how to put it...
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Thats a waste of good fox piss. Should've used a real gun.
Would be a waste of bullets.Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
Thats a waste of good fox piss. Should've used a real gun.
Should've just strangled them and hung the bodies from trees in his yard. No more TP'ing guaranteed!
lol, holy shit. That's a whole invasion forceajc wrote:
According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place.
Landmines tbqfh.
how about A WHOLE FUCKING LAKE?
HahahahahaN00bkilla55404 wrote:
how about A WHOLE FUCKING LAKE?