blademaster
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A 72-year-old Briton taking part in a Santa Claus holiday gift-delivering event alleges he was attacked for caroling too loudly.

Glen MacDonald alleged he and several other Tunbridge Wells Lions Club carolers were approached by an unidentified man, who suddenly attacked the senior citizen and broke his chest bone, The Daily Telegraph reported Friday.

"This man came out shouting and swearing for us to be quiet and stop singing carols because we were too loud," he alleged.

"He knocked me down with a punch to my chest. I was badly winded."

While police investigate the alleged holiday attack, MacDonald is left to wonder how his 25 years as Santa Claus's helper could result in a cracked sternum.

"I've been doing this for 25 years and for this to happen as we were singing carols is just awful." he told the Telegraph.

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usmarine
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blademaster wrote:

he was attacked for caroling too loudly.
fuck'en A
CC-Marley
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awful
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7153|67.222.138.85
I've never understood what would possess people to want to go out caroling. I think evil demons are the only explanation, they should all be institutionalized and exorcised.
usmarine
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Flaming_Maniac wrote:

I've never understood what would possess people to want to go out caroling. I think evil demons are the only explanation, they should all be institutionalized and exorcised.
or punched in the chest
CC-Marley
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Saddam and Gomorrah. I am drunk...
TimmmmaaaaH
Damn, I... had something for this
+725|6886|Brisbane, Australia

Obviously punching him wasnt the best option, but I dont see why it is such a fucking outrage when carolers are asked to STFU.
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Wreckognize
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Go caroling, get punched in chest. 

Sounds just fine to me.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7226|Great Brown North
i prefer throwing dry dogfood at them... it's in a big tub int he closet next to the door so it's handy
TopHat01
Limitless
+117|6351|CA
LOL who even carols anymore?
TSI
Cholera in the time of love
+247|6427|Toronto
chest bone?
I like pie.
wensleydale8
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TSI wrote:

chest bone?
techinally its the breast bone its what you ribs join to.
Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.
Stimey
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+786|6566|Ontario | Canada
wow it was just an old guy trying to be nice.
what a douchebag.
when you're 72 a broken bone is pretty serious too.
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7119|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Its wrong to Dragon Punch old fuckers, that includes me.

People go caroling because its another Trick or Treat night.  If they dont give you a 'few bob' your allowed to shit on their doorstep and set it alight, knock the door and run.
Tehremos
Parcel of ol' Crams
+128|6854|Somersetshire
I hate carollers, just tell them you don't have any money to give them and they leave lol

A lot now-a-days do it to fill their pockets, instead of for some charity

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