Paris Hilton got jacked, yo.

2008-12-20 12:08:07

#1

phishman420: Banned; +821|6127

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me … 1436.story

LAPD detectives were hunting Friday for a thief who made off with an estimated $2 million worth of jewelry after ransacking the Mulholland Estates mansion of socialite Paris Hilton in a brazen overnight burglary.

2008-12-20 12:13:45

#2

Ioan92: Member; +337|6168

lolpwnt

2008-12-20 12:16:05

#3

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|7184|Toronto | Canada

I hope he _doesn't get caught

2008-12-20 12:17:53

#4

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6576|Carnoustie MASSIF

Ha! Stupid bitch deserves it.

2008-12-20 12:19:03

#5

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7207

i wouldnt break into her place, prolly catch crabs or herpes just from breathing the air.

Last edited by usmarine (2008-12-20 18:16:01)

2008-12-20 12:19:14

#6

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|7017

That sucks.

She wasn't there at the time.

♥

2008-12-20 12:21:23

#7

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7289|Alberta, Canada

He managed to break in and leave without being caught by security guards. The guards must be as keen as Paris.

2008-12-20 12:30:29

#8

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6971|South Florida

Slick motherfucker.
Good for him.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-12-20 12:33:17

#9

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6991

This is the first time ever that she wasn't doing the jacking.

2008-12-20 12:38:35

#10

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6971|South Florida

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
This is the first time ever that she wasn't doing the jacking.

OH MY GOD SHAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

15 more years! 15 more years!

2008-12-20 12:43:28

#11

Hakei: Banned; +295|6441

Stop being so mean to Paris Hilton guys, she's got a lot of courage to do what she does.

I loved her in the simple life, very funny show.

2008-12-20 12:44:28

#12

phishman420: Banned; +821|6127

Hakei wrote:
Stop being so mean to Paris Hilton guys, she's got a lot of courage to do what she does.

I loved her in the simple life, very funny show.

https://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/chris-crocker.jpg

Leave Paris alone!!!!!!!

2008-12-20 12:45:52

#13

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6576|Carnoustie MASSIF

phishman420 wrote:
Hakei wrote:
Stop being so mean to Paris Hilton guys, she's got a lot of courage to do what she does.

I loved her in the simple life, very funny show.
http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/imag … rocker.jpg

Leave Paris alone!!!!!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2008-12-20 12:52:55

#14

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7207

phishman420 wrote:
Hakei wrote:
Stop being so mean to Paris Hilton guys, she's got a lot of courage to do what she does.

I loved her in the simple life, very funny show.
http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/imag … rocker.jpg

Leave Paris alone!!!!!!!

https://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/paris_hilton_at_the_beach.jpg

2008-12-20 12:54:28

#15

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6935|Gogledd Cymru

Don't act like none of you would hit it after double wrapping your Johnson.

2008-12-20 13:14:19

#16

phishman420: Banned; +821|6127

I'd rawdog it.

2008-12-20 13:36:16

#17

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|7017

I wouldn't

♥

2008-12-20 13:55:56

#18

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7138

phishman420 wrote:
I'd rawdog it.

I would pay for your dick cream afterward.

x

2008-12-20 17:55:23

#19

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7185|Comber, Northern Ireland

usmarine wrote:
i would break into her place, prolly catch crabs or herpes just from breathing the air.

lolwut

2008-12-20 18:14:24

#20

Scorpion0x17: can detect anyone's visible post count...; +691|7211|Cambridge (UK)

usmarine wrote:
phishman420 wrote:
Hakei wrote:
Stop being so mean to Paris Hilton guys, she's got a lot of courage to do what she does.

I loved her in the simple life, very funny show.
http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/imag … rocker.jpg

Leave Paris alone!!!!!!!
http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/mus … _beach.jpg

I'd leave her alone!

hmm... that's doesn't quite work, does it.

2008-12-20 18:48:59

#21

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6914

Hakei wrote:
Stop being so mean to Paris Hilton guys, she's got a lot of courage to do what she does.

I loved her in the simple life, very funny show.

I think [read: pray] that you are being sarcastic here

BF2S Forums Paris Hilton got jacked, yo.

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