I am at this point in this game...
where everything becomes the same.
So I get this idea in my hat...
to make the leaders go splat.
I track down a Firestorm and rape his base...
Dont worry, It's okay at moongamers place.
Needless to say there he was.
Along with a few of his buds.
I drove there in a captured Humvee...
around the side of the DMZ.
Opened up the fifty-cal right next to the UNOCAL.
Splatter some blood on the wall and then who should I see?
The leader of them all!
So I killed him twice,
and that felt nice.
But what gave me true glee..
Was when I hoped in a stolen APC.
He jumped in a tank, so I popped some smoke,
and hit the reverse and the choke.
Into first gear it rumbles,
as I mumble, "Oh shit Im screwed, but I won't be humbled"
So I jump out on the road...
Wearing special forces wardrobe.
My APC a smoldering wreck,
I start to feel a little like Shreck
But alas, still Alive,
with no time to empathize.
I throw a special package,
and manage to capitalize.
So up in smoke, i realize...
we both die, to my surprise.
Me only once, and him thrice.
The perfect end to a perfect night.
I was getting bored with this game, but I have discovered a new STAT. My goal is to get on the top 10's worst enemy list. I think that would be a serious accomplishment. Chuy should make an award for this accomplishment!
Thanks,
The Huka
where everything becomes the same.
So I get this idea in my hat...
to make the leaders go splat.
I track down a Firestorm and rape his base...
Dont worry, It's okay at moongamers place.
Needless to say there he was.
Along with a few of his buds.
I drove there in a captured Humvee...
around the side of the DMZ.
Opened up the fifty-cal right next to the UNOCAL.
Splatter some blood on the wall and then who should I see?
The leader of them all!
So I killed him twice,
and that felt nice.
But what gave me true glee..
Was when I hoped in a stolen APC.
He jumped in a tank, so I popped some smoke,
and hit the reverse and the choke.
Into first gear it rumbles,
as I mumble, "Oh shit Im screwed, but I won't be humbled"
So I jump out on the road...
Wearing special forces wardrobe.
My APC a smoldering wreck,
I start to feel a little like Shreck
But alas, still Alive,
with no time to empathize.
I throw a special package,
and manage to capitalize.
So up in smoke, i realize...
we both die, to my surprise.
Me only once, and him thrice.
The perfect end to a perfect night.
I was getting bored with this game, but I have discovered a new STAT. My goal is to get on the top 10's worst enemy list. I think that would be a serious accomplishment. Chuy should make an award for this accomplishment!
Thanks,
The Huka