jord
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Gooners wrote:

jord wrote:

my drink was spiked...
I brought this up. Doesn't anyone think that it could be serious?
It's a small possibility and whilst I'm clear in thought I don't think anyone I was with has it in them to obtain nor run the risk of using whatever it is that can do this. A drug that fucks you up in 24 hours time but lets you get into a position were the effects aren't felt? I can't see it.
Dauntless
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ur gonnan die jord
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jord
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Dauntless wrote:

ur gonnan die jord
Perhaps, but hopefully it'll make the news and you'll see it and feel teh badz
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7129|United States of America
I love how the gaming forum is consulted for medical advice, but if you're looking to kill a bit of time Jord, why not do this?
jord
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DesertFox- wrote:

I love how the gaming forum is consulted for medical advice, but if you're looking to kill a bit of time Jord, why not do this?
I already narrowed it down in the last 2 unsociable hours I've been here. It's either some out of date alcohol, a virus or Gastroenteritis.
AussieReaper
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I'll assume you've now taken some form of paracetamol?
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Reciprocity
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HIV positive.



It's not a death sentence.

Last edited by Reciprocity (2009-01-01 21:21:17)

Gooners
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+2,700|7076

He doesn't use pain killers
jord
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TheAussieReaper wrote:

I'll assume you've now taken some form of paracetamol?
No, I don't use them, they don't work. That's the biggest scam in history, pain killers my ass...
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6597|what

Forget the "pain" side of it, you'd be good to take some sort of anti-inflammatory imo.

Dunno how your going to sleep in the numb position, try the foetal? lol

gl
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jord
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TheAussieReaper wrote:

Forget the "pain" side of it, you'd be good to take some sort of anti-inflammatory imo.

Dunno how your going to sleep in the numb position, try the foetal? lol

gl
I've decided to stay awake for another 14 hours until half 7 pm, then go to bed for like 15 hours.
Parker
isteal
+1,452|6838|The Gem Saloon
thats the spirit!

there is NO illness that sleep deprivation wont help
jord
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If lying on a bed for 5 minutes in pain so bad it sends adrenaline round my body then going throwing up small amounts of solids counts as sleeping then I'll pass.

It makes sense it you are on my time frame Derek, since in 14 hours it'll be 8pm and I can get a good nights sleep at a normal time and not screw my body clock up
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6600|Vancouver | Canada
I've had MASSIVE pain in my stomach area once, and ended up in the hospital.
They were contemplating removing my appendix, but it ended up not being the cause.

I forgot exactly what caused it, but you might have the same thing.
jord
Member
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Captains log, start date, 20943219 31

I've been sick again and abandoned any hope of survival, And also drawn up new plans to never got out again, never eat food i don't know is fine, and just exist rather than live.
DonFck
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+3,227|7076|Finland

And you can't go to the doctor's for some reason you will rather not go into on the Internets.. However, if this goes on for a prolonged time, you really should see one.

So no doctor, no painkillers, not even a Rennie? You sure you're not a 60 year old grumpy man?

Also, if you're a true hypocondriac, try the "multiple symptom checker" here.
I need around tree fiddy.
Laika
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+75|6388
Does your stomach feel "hollow"?
Burwhale
Save the BlobFish!
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From my micro lab experience many years ago, it is most likely something that you ate 8-12hrs before you got sick ( unless its some sort of heavy metal poisoning which is unlikely). It may of course also be a virus.

Although you should go to a doctor, if you dont, its important to keep your fluids up. You have been vomiting up a lot and need to replace the fluids. Sports drinks like Gatorade can be good as they have electrolytes as well. One rule of thumb was whatever you eat should be roughly the consistency of what is coming out of your arse ( which isnt the case this time but makes an interesting fact I guess). Problems like this are generally self limiting, but if it goes on much longer you will need to see a medic.

Good luck mate.
wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6904|UK
Sip the water if you're afraid of vomiting it back up. Have you got anything to settle your stomach with? Andrews salts?
jord
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wah1188 wrote:

Sip the water if you're afraid of vomiting it back up. Have you got anything to settle your stomach with? Andrews salts?
I'm sipping Vimto and haven't slept all night, wooo


And no, what are they?
wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6904|UK
It's just like milk of magnesia a bit less effective it fixes your stomach. They are both available over the counter. Send someone out for it is the pain getting worse?
rdx-fx
...
+955|7035
you didn't happen to piss off any Russian agents, did you?

if not, i'd go with food poisoning.

Keep hydrated with water/mild tea/gatorade. 

Puking sucks.  But dry heaves suck harder.  really bad dehydration can ... well..   I'll spare you the details, and just say you don't want to go there.


Edit:  a saline I.V. and a handful of aspirin - there's not alot that won't cure.


Unless, you managed to get an ulcer.  Then, I think there's a vaccine treatment for one of the more common ulcer-causing virii
(ulcer is highly unlikely)

Last edited by rdx-fx (2009-01-02 00:39:38)

aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|6197|Roma
Go check a doctor or just call an ambulance.
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wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6904|UK
I think I had a stomach infection one time. The doc told me to only drink clear liquids until it cleared up I think eating just gives the infection more ammo. Well by your lack of posts jord I hope you've decided to lie in bed. Even if you can't sleep it uses alot less energy than sitting on a chair and posting on this forum. All the vomiting is going to take it out of you son you're going to need your strength to get through the shittyness.
..teddy..jimmy
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I would take the last King of Scotland approach and fart that baby bubble of gas out.

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