apparently i have aidsDonFck wrote:
Also, if you're a true hypocondriac, try the "multiple symptom checker" here.
Sounds like you have epic gas
Sit and squeeze
Sit and squeeze
You know you could always take a big ass load of shit.
And if you can't take a piece of hard soap and put it in your fucking ass, now you will be crying for the pain of shitting too much.
And if you can't take a piece of hard soap and put it in your fucking ass, now you will be crying for the pain of shitting too much.

please dont die jord i wana play more aix!
How's it hanging man?

I've thrown up once more and just had diarrhoea and feel a bit better now. I'm not sure if it's one of those mother nature tricks, in which you feel good after you've purged your body and then the pain comes back in half an hour.
Oh and I got a few hours sleep on the sofa which is better than nothing.
Thanks guys
Oh and I got a few hours sleep on the sofa which is better than nothing.
Thanks guys
Sounds like lupus TBH.