1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Well, thank fuck thats out the fucking way eh?  Bit like having a wank really.  All that build up, over before you know it and you always tell yourself 'that wasn't worth it, I won't do that again' but you always do.  I am of course on about Xmas and New Year.

Half the stuff I got for the Mrs don't fit her and i'm wearing it, half the stuff she got me she likes and she's wearing it.  I havent put on loads of weight, still got tins of choc, tubs of snacks to eat and arf a bottle of Jacks to neck back.

I did do my '1st line' though and again kiddies I do not condone this kind of behaviour but it was a bit of a let down tbh, didnt give me a kick back, in fact it felt like I had fired a frigging water pistol - I wouldn't bother if you haven't, take it from me, isn't worth it.

I walked the dog plenty of times, on the frigging beach -3, bunch of fucking idiots, me included for agreeing to join the gf's family.  My ol man got pissed up round her Mums house, me and the gf fell out for a few days so I ended up playing on a 5ft snooker table a lot.  I challenge any of you fuckers to a game.

I kept walking into things sober causing myself some pain.  No not parents shagging, things like sofa's and walls, my fucking knee still hurts now.  Ive cooked a lot over xmas, and ordered some take aways.  I got two watches, one off the GF, the other off the Ma in law but fuck me I cant tell the time off either, its in them hands rather than digital so thats something for me to learn, help would be much appriciated.  I still cant get that 'big hand touches the lil hand - Gary Glitter' thing out my head, but will have too.

I have had a quick scan around here to see what I have missed out and Lamb seems to spout the silly shit I would of and you all gangbanged up on Sherrif about dissing the Welsh and that.  Typical that you wait for me to go before you do as I have missed out on the fun, I probably wouldn't of bitten though, seen all this anti Welsh shit for too many years now, fed up fighting about it.

Work is cold as always, infact even colder, I have work to do (thank god) thats something as a director I appriciate in this day an age, I really do fear for the world economy in 09.  Isreal seem to be fighting someone over the Gazza Strip, its funny that as you can readily buy football shirts online nowadays, however, he was a good player in his day.

So I wish you all the best in 09, I hope you hold down your jobs or your parents do, some of you will pop your cherrys, some maybe even collect your brown wings, some of you will become Fathers like Sere for the first time, some will marry, some will split up, but aslong as we all return to the saviour of sanity; bf2s.com we will all be fine.
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6597|what

1927 wrote:

Half the stuff I got for the Mrs don't fit her and i'm wearing it,
Sexy lingerie?

Glad you are keeping well. Even if it is in women's underwear.

Happy 09 mate.

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bakinacake
HA HA
+383|6430|Aus, Qld
Well the little hand points to the hour, so if its just a little past the 8 it means its soem time past 8 o clock. The big hand tells you minutes, every number is 5 minute intervals. hope that helps
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

TheAussieReaper wrote:

1927 wrote:

Half the stuff I got for the Mrs don't fit her and i'm wearing it,
Sexy lingerie?

Glad you are keeping well. Even if it is in women's underwear.

Happy 09 mate.
A belt infact.  I did ask the bird in the shop if it was female, the gf bribed my daughter what I had bought her and when the lil shit blagged the gf gives it 'I don't wear belts', good job it looked like a male one then, nice Tommy Hilfig one it is.

She wouldn't let me buy her underpants or nuffin 'cos she reckons that be a prez for me not her.  Hardly seeing as I offered her Mum undies for crimbo and she turned me down unall.

As for the watch thing, both the gf and her ma bought me one each (dont they talk to each other about proper stuff rather than the sexual behaviour of me and my dad, why don't they compare notes on presents rather than our sexual techniques??) but anyways, I can only wear one at a time and they  getting grumpy that I havent worn either yet.  I can't even open the fucking strap never mind tell you what the fucking thing says,  when I take it to the jewellers (they know how to make straps bigger) I ask him for a crash course in how to use it.  If Woolworths hadn't gone tits up then I could of bought a book from them or something, 'My first watch', by ladybird.

Thank you cake man that 5 min interval thing does help.  Seems 09 will be a learning curve for me.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6232|Catherine Black
Welcome back, '27.

Happy new year.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
I'mma be the one you mentioned in the last paragraph, something to do with cherries

Here you go mate, even has Welsh in it. How to tell the time

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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Finray wrote:

Welcome back, '27.

Happy new year.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
I'mma be the one you mentioned in the last paragraph, something to do with cherries
As a resolution I will change my pants as often as you change ya name, glad to see ya lil dog is coming along well m8, long may that continue and you make sure you tell us when you loose ya jizz up that tunnel of love.  High 5's in advance. (if thats what your saying??)
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6232|Catherine Black

1927 wrote:

Finray wrote:

Welcome back, '27.

Happy new year.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
I'mma be the one you mentioned in the last paragraph, something to do with cherries
As a resolution I will change my pants as often as you change ya name, glad to see ya lil dog is coming along well m8, long may that continue and you make sure you tell us when you loose ya jizz up that tunnel of love.  High 5's in advance. (if thats what your saying??)
Yeah that's what I'm saying

This is the last name change for sure.

Yeah, Molly's sitting on my bed atm, little shite keeps knocking her toys off and expecting me to pick them up.

Check out the edit in my first post
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Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6883|King Of The Islands

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tbf
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
AussieReaper
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Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6883|King Of The Islands

TheAussieReaper wrote:

3:25?
Yessir.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Kez
Member
+778|6147|London, UK
Wahayyyyyyyy

Welcome back mate!!
Mint Sauce
Frighteningly average
+780|6730|eng

1927 wrote:

wtf not tbf
+ the top for hours
+ the bottom for mins

happy 09
#rekt
baggs
Member
+732|6648
Sounds like you had a sterling time and not falling out with your missus at christmas just ain't christmas eh, welcome back mate
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Kptk92 wrote:

Wahayyyyyyyy

Welcome back mate!!
Yes luv, whats appning, what did Santa bring ya?

Same question to 'Baggs' (in the style of a Blind Date contestant)
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7182|The Hague, Netherlands

*winks at 1927.

eat those snacks you little chipmunk
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blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7089
welcome back enjoyed reading the story in Wales English hahaha
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

*winks at 1927.

eat those snacks you little chipmunk
How about a lil resolution to solve the solution as to why you don't frequent this place so much?  (I am just like the White Usher eh?)  Ive seen your reasons why Alf but even so now is the time to promise not to leave us as much?

Hope your German celebrations were wicked (I am right with German arn't I?)

Wanna share my Hoola Hoops, Chedders and Hero's?  No probs, but get ya fucking mitts off my Twiglets, they are mine, all the Twiglets are mine, ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  (Thats ment to be slightly intimidating).
JakAttaK
csanva<3
+492|6770|England
Welcome back mate
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7182|The Hague, Netherlands

1927 wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

*winks at 1927.

eat those snacks you little chipmunk
How about a lil resolution to solve the solution as to why you don't frequent this place so much?  (I am just like the White Usher eh?)  Ive seen your reasons why Alf but even so now is the time to promise not to leave us as much?

Hope your German celebrations were wicked (I am right with German arn't I?)

Wanna share my Hoola Hoops, Chedders and Hero's?  No probs, but get ya fucking mitts off my Twiglets, they are mine, all the Twiglets are mine, ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  (Thats ment to be slightly intimidating).
I won't be intimidated by you if you stand there without any pants dawg!

I have been here quite sometime these few days (last 3 months, 3 times or so I admit!) buy hey, you gotta do what you gotta do!.

and zhe German parties in Germany were awesome indeed, only problem is I don't recall much from it

THROW ME YA'LL DINNAH!
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

1927 wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

*winks at 1927.

eat those snacks you little chipmunk
How about a lil resolution to solve the solution as to why you don't frequent this place so much?  (I am just like the White Usher eh?)  Ive seen your reasons why Alf but even so now is the time to promise not to leave us as much?

Hope your German celebrations were wicked (I am right with German arn't I?)

Wanna share my Hoola Hoops, Chedders and Hero's?  No probs, but get ya fucking mitts off my Twiglets, they are mine, all the Twiglets are mine, ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  (Thats ment to be slightly intimidating).
I won't be intimidated by you if you stand there without any pants dawg!

I have been here quite sometime these few days (last 3 months, 3 times or so I admit!) buy hey, you gotta do what you gotta do!.

and zhe German parties in Germany were awesome indeed, only problem is I don't recall much from it

THROW ME YA'LL DINNAH!
What were you drinking with the German rellies?

Did you stop off in the US of America on the way because ol chap your Queens English seems to be pushed to the side with all this talk of Dawgs and Ya'll's?

And just for the record even if 'lil 27' does resemble a Twiglet I am referring to a Marmite soaked, oven baked crispy sticky knobbly snack that they have here in the United of Kingdom.  I only say this as I cant remember promising to drop em for you, I will, Im not worried about that but I cant be seen to have my Fav mods, ol Eggy will be back like a flash you watch.  Talking of watches, wanna buy one?
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6574|Carnoustie MASSIF
'27.

You missed the biggest fuck up of them all over Xmas and New Year. http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=117875&p=1

Don't do it.

And if you're talking about your "1st Line" being coke, then it's pretty shit, don't do it again to see if it's any differentt 'cause it's not.

You'll only just end up like this
https://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5/Assets/westbrook.jpg
^*AlphA*^
F*ckers
+3,135|7182|The Hague, Netherlands

1927 wrote:

^*AlphA*^ wrote:

1927 wrote:


How about a lil resolution to solve the solution as to why you don't frequent this place so much?  (I am just like the White Usher eh?)  Ive seen your reasons why Alf but even so now is the time to promise not to leave us as much?

Hope your German celebrations were wicked (I am right with German arn't I?)

Wanna share my Hoola Hoops, Chedders and Hero's?  No probs, but get ya fucking mitts off my Twiglets, they are mine, all the Twiglets are mine, ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  (Thats ment to be slightly intimidating).
I won't be intimidated by you if you stand there without any pants dawg!

I have been here quite sometime these few days (last 3 months, 3 times or so I admit!) buy hey, you gotta do what you gotta do!.

and zhe German parties in Germany were awesome indeed, only problem is I don't recall much from it

THROW ME YA'LL DINNAH!
What were you drinking with the German rellies?

Did you stop off in the US of America on the way because ol chap your Queens English seems to be pushed to the side with all this talk of Dawgs and Ya'll's?

And just for the record even if 'lil 27' does resemble a Twiglet I am referring to a Marmite soaked, oven baked crispy sticky knobbly snack that they have here in the United of Kingdom.  I only say this as I cant remember promising to drop em for you, I will, Im not worried about that but I cant be seen to have my Fav mods, ol Eggy will be back like a flash you watch.  Talking of watches, wanna buy one?
all these Yanky tourist ovah here make me talk like this, you 'now what i'm sayin'?
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baggs
Member
+732|6648

1927 wrote:

Kptk92 wrote:

Wahayyyyyyyy

Welcome back mate!!
Yes luv, whats appning, what did Santa bring ya?

Same question to 'Baggs' (in the style of a Blind Date contestant)
I got a watch, some liquid to make me smell nice, enough sweets to rot my teeth for 16 lifetimes and the missus gobbled me off.

New years was good, hot tub and a bottle of champagne, i ignored everyone's advice not to drink in the hot tub and i should have listened. Won't be doing that again in a hurry.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SirSchloppy wrote:

'27.

You missed the biggest fuck up of them all over Xmas and New Year. http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=117875&p=1

Don't do it.

And if you're talking about your "1st Line" being coke, then it's pretty shit, don't do it again to see if it's any differentt 'cause it's not.

You'll only just end up like this
http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5 … tbrook.jpg
Nah your right I have missed summat out.  Your fight with a Jonny and half a tin of Lynx (yep I had a gift set aswell, mines second hand, says Ted Baker on it, never fucking heard of him, at least I know where my aftershave came from, 'Beckam').  Save me going back in Schlopp's what on earth made you do such a thing?  How are you wounds?  Did you nail any birds on New Years Eve, be careful if you go on the hunt for a hairy muff meal, might sting a little.

And nahh, I wont be sticking any more sniffy sniffy up my snout, wasn't that good I just wanted to see how it felt rattling the Mrs on it.  I got some left over, I'm applying the next bit direct to her lady lips as its ment to tingle like a bee sting.  Its an incentive for her to hurry up and get better soon as she confessed whilst having our morning fag thats she's 'missing lil 27', tut awwww bless.

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