haha lil 27......what's that referring to eh, especially if she's reminded by smoking a cig
Also stick to weed, don't need to go to that other shit
Also stick to weed, don't need to go to that other shit
Yes Baggs, High 5, xmas pussy is awsome, last time I had some on that magical night was about 5 years ago, that dont mean I didnt get any over the festive period Im on about that 1 night.baggs wrote:
I got a watch, some liquid to make me smell nice, enough sweets to rot my teeth for 16 lifetimes and the missus gobbled me off.1927 wrote:
Yes luv, whats appning, what did Santa bring ya?Kptk92 wrote:
Wahayyyyyyyy
Welcome back mate!!
Same question to 'Baggs' (in the style of a Blind Date contestant)
New years was good, hot tub and a bottle of champagne, i ignored everyone's advice not to drink in the hot tub and i should have listened. Won't be doing that again in a hurry.
Getting pissed in the tub is a right laugh, just watch your step on the way out, don't slip and dont drop the booze in the tub, watch the splashes if your smoking a spliff unall, that can be a right twat. Ma in law's got one, im nailing her daughter in it in a few weeks when they fuck off on a lil mini weekend break thing.
I was half cut and hyper as fuck, seemed like a good idea at the time.1927 wrote:
Nah your right I have missed summat out. Your fight with a Jonny and half a tin of Lynx (yep I had a gift set aswell, mines second hand, says Ted Baker on it, never fucking heard of him, at least I know where my aftershave came from, 'Beckam'). Save me going back in Schlopp's what on earth made you do such a thing? How are you wounds? Did you nail any birds on New Years Eve, be careful if you go on the hunt for a hairy muff meal, might sting a little.SirSchloppy wrote:
'27.
You missed the biggest fuck up of them all over Xmas and New Year. http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=117875&p=1
Don't do it.
And if you're talking about your "1st Line" being coke, then it's pretty shit, don't do it again to see if it's any differentt 'cause it's not.
You'll only just end up like this
http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5 … tbrook.jpg
And nahh, I wont be sticking any more sniffy sniffy up my snout, wasn't that good I just wanted to see how it felt rattling the Mrs on it. I got some left over, I'm applying the next bit direct to her lady lips as its ment to tingle like a bee sting. Its an incentive for her to hurry up and get better soon as she confessed whilst having our morning fag thats she's 'missing lil 27', tut awwww bless.
The photos there are 1 day after the stunt.
Right now, the scab on my right cheek has come off, and it's slightly scarred, and my lips are almost better, only problem is the corners of my lips, where they join, are SORE AS FUCK
Didnt need any reminders mate, we in the kitchen, back door open so smoke goes out, frost in the garden, my hands on my hips, got my Calvin Klein thong on, hands on hips, look down towards my toes...............'bit cold this morning luv?' she politely asks. Well tomorrow when I make her coffee I will be rimming it and as she removes a pube from her teeth I will be stood with much more confidence as she gaggs as to why it's stood pointing to the morning sun.Mekstizzle wrote:
haha lil 27......what's that referring to eh, especially if she's reminded by smoking a cig
Also stick to weed, don't need to go to that other shit
I got no probs with trying anything once mate but the sniffy wasnt cracked up to what its ment to be, I just wanted the same buzz as our housemates and glad I took it but doubt I do it again. No chance of getting hooked though, I had to lend a fucking note off someone else.
So still plenty of Salt and Vinegar pringles round yours then?SirSchloppy wrote:
I was half cut and hyper as fuck, seemed like a good idea at the time.1927 wrote:
Nah your right I have missed summat out. Your fight with a Jonny and half a tin of Lynx (yep I had a gift set aswell, mines second hand, says Ted Baker on it, never fucking heard of him, at least I know where my aftershave came from, 'Beckam'). Save me going back in Schlopp's what on earth made you do such a thing? How are you wounds? Did you nail any birds on New Years Eve, be careful if you go on the hunt for a hairy muff meal, might sting a little.SirSchloppy wrote:
'27.
You missed the biggest fuck up of them all over Xmas and New Year. http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=117875&p=1
Don't do it.
And if you're talking about your "1st Line" being coke, then it's pretty shit, don't do it again to see if it's any differentt 'cause it's not.
You'll only just end up like this
http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue5 … tbrook.jpg
And nahh, I wont be sticking any more sniffy sniffy up my snout, wasn't that good I just wanted to see how it felt rattling the Mrs on it. I got some left over, I'm applying the next bit direct to her lady lips as its ment to tingle like a bee sting. Its an incentive for her to hurry up and get better soon as she confessed whilst having our morning fag thats she's 'missing lil 27', tut awwww bless.
The photos there are 1 day after the stunt.
Right now, the scab on my right cheek has come off, and it's slightly scarred, and my lips are almost better, only problem is the corners of my lips, where they join, are SORE AS FUCK
Do you know with all the Orange flavour chcos, and the Strawberry creams we could feed them poor lil kids in Africa for weeks. Mind you some of them look like they should lay off the shitty food for a while anyway. Just send it to the poor bastards of Swansea, they specially like Sunny Decay, urgghhh Delight I mean.
Am i the only one whos mildly entertained by the way this guy talks?
15 more years! 15 more years!
Yeah, I love the way he talks lol.
Im even worse in RL when I'm talking Mitch I do try my best through the power of type.Mitch wrote:
Am i the only one whos mildly entertained by the way this guy talks?
Now Im not sure if your firing a positive missile at me or a Schloppy home made flame thrower in my direction so not sure which way to respond. All I can suggest is read my karma's while you await for replies.
For now you have my vote as I do mildly entertain myself. As a kid when Mum used to stick me on the naughty step and take my Turtles, Action men and Barbies off me id stick the big ol finger up her way (easy now) by pretending my fingers were infact dolls etc, this tells me I have always midly entertained myself.
Schloppps - This is a hot tub
This is a bath
Don't know who is in it but it's some asylum in Holland.
and finally
This is a flame thrower
This is a bath
Don't know who is in it but it's some asylum in Holland.
and finally
This is a flame thrower
Lol not a bad thing, its fun to read. I've laughed out loud a few times at word combinations i never knew existed.1927 wrote:
Im even worse in RL when I'm talking Mitch I do try my best through the power of type.Mitch wrote:
Am i the only one whos mildly entertained by the way this guy talks?
Now Im not sure if your firing a positive missile at me or a Schloppy home made flame thrower in my direction so not sure which way to respond. All I can suggest is read my karma's while you await for replies.
For now you have my vote as I do mildly entertain myself. As a kid when Mum used to stick me on the naughty step and take my Turtles, Action men and Barbies off me id stick the big ol finger up her way (easy now) by pretending my fingers were infact dolls etc, this tells me I have always midly entertained myself.
Like the expression "they went tits up" that you used in your OP.
Make everyone an audio clip of you saying welchish stuff
By that do you mean cocaine?1927 wrote:
I did do my '1st line' though and again kiddies I do not condone this kind of behaviour but it was a bit of a let down tbh, didnt give me a kick back, in fact it felt like I had fired a frigging water pistol - I wouldn't bother if you haven't, take it from me, isn't worth it.
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15 more years! 15 more years!
Ahh I get you. Its hard to tell by text alone sometimes wether someone is being polite or rude, sarcastic or not unless they say 'YOUR A CUNT', that just makes it easy.Mitch wrote:
Lol not a bad thing, its fun to read. I've laughed out loud a few times at word combinations i never knew existed.1927 wrote:
Im even worse in RL when I'm talking Mitch I do try my best through the power of type.Mitch wrote:
Am i the only one whos mildly entertained by the way this guy talks?
Now Im not sure if your firing a positive missile at me or a Schloppy home made flame thrower in my direction so not sure which way to respond. All I can suggest is read my karma's while you await for replies.
For now you have my vote as I do mildly entertain myself. As a kid when Mum used to stick me on the naughty step and take my Turtles, Action men and Barbies off me id stick the big ol finger up her way (easy now) by pretending my fingers were infact dolls etc, this tells me I have always midly entertained myself.
Like the expression "they went tits up" that you used in your OP.
Make everyone an audio clip of you saying welchish stuffBy that do you mean cocaine?1927 wrote:
I did do my '1st line' though and again kiddies I do not condone this kind of behaviour but it was a bit of a let down tbh, didnt give me a kick back, in fact it felt like I had fired a frigging water pistol - I wouldn't bother if you haven't, take it from me, isn't worth it.
Not everything I say is Welshie, a lot of the terms I use are British and I did spend a lot of time living nr London where everyone thinks they are cockneys.
Have a look on youtube for GAVIN & STACEY I belive it's heading your way sometime soon. Its a BBC comedy filmed in Barry (my town), funny as fuck and yes the Welsh characters do infact speak like that 'round yur'.
Also search for a film called TWIN TOWNS also Welsh comedy at its best.
Welcome back mate.
I only understand about half of what you say '27, but welcome back anyhow.
Welcome back, haha funny post, your humour is on-point. Gazza strip
Lines of coke on New Year's Eve are all the rage, I'm indifferent though. Dunno when normal drunken behaviour became 'uncool' but it still suits me just fine .
And on an unintentionally rhyming-line, here's to two-thousand-and-nine!
Lines of coke on New Year's Eve are all the rage, I'm indifferent though. Dunno when normal drunken behaviour became 'uncool' but it still suits me just fine .
And on an unintentionally rhyming-line, here's to two-thousand-and-nine!
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
i just may, go eat some hay, down by the bay....what do you say?
sorry, uzi got me in a rhyming mood.
welcome back brother...
been somewhat quiet around here without you
sorry, uzi got me in a rhyming mood.
welcome back brother...
been somewhat quiet around here without you
I just read the part about you wearing your womans clothes and thats all i read and thats all im going to read. What the fuck is going on
my dog does that too fuckerFinray wrote:
Yeah, Molly's sitting on my bed atm, little shite keeps knocking her toys off and expecting me to pick them up.
dont lie you read the whole thing your just trying to be funnyAce.O.Lamb wrote:
I just read the part about you wearing your womans clothes and thats all i read and thats all im going to read. What the fuck is going on
15 more years! 15 more years!
Binary?
Happy New Year 27' and good luck!
Also, watch when we beat you in the FA Cup
haha I know aint itSirSchloppy wrote:
Yeah, I love the way he talks lol.
Welcome back squire.
good evening, kind sir.
my crimbo was also shite
found out 2 weeks before xmas that i wont have a job in the new year, but its ok because i got a new one today (heaps better, volkswagen- biggest one in australia) the only bad thing is i have to travel to sydney each day, but its not too bad
my crimbo was also shite
found out 2 weeks before xmas that i wont have a job in the new year, but its ok because i got a new one today (heaps better, volkswagen- biggest one in australia) the only bad thing is i have to travel to sydney each day, but its not too bad
Nappy - Glad to hear you have a new job, all the best with that mate, hope it makes you happy and puts the food on the table.
Gooners - Shuddup, it's 50/50 this game mate, you havn't experienced a crowd like it, Galatasary come close but we don't chuck flares, oh hold on, we did vs Spurs a few years back but we dont go around stabbing each other up, we just chuck bricks and lighters and 2p's.
Uzi - I like ya rapping I might feel a rap battle coming on between us.
Mr P - One of the first things I did on my return was check your updated pictures to see whats been happening and you don't arf take some good photo's. I toasted you on New Years Eve mate and hope 09 works out better than 08 and your business continues to strive and go from strength to strength.
Dude - Squire looks a lot better than 'Square' which is what I'm quite often called around here.
Gravy - Your not the only one, my English is worse than most of the Europeans here who use it as a second or even third language. Just ask and someone here will translate for you. Arf the stuff I say don't make sence and isn't funny so please don't think your missing out on much. I bet my Mrs wish she couldn't understand arf what I say either.
Glad to hear the majority of you had a good xmas, all the best for 09 I got a feeling we will all need that bit of extra luck this year its going to be a stinka.
Gooners - Shuddup, it's 50/50 this game mate, you havn't experienced a crowd like it, Galatasary come close but we don't chuck flares, oh hold on, we did vs Spurs a few years back but we dont go around stabbing each other up, we just chuck bricks and lighters and 2p's.
Uzi - I like ya rapping I might feel a rap battle coming on between us.
Mr P - One of the first things I did on my return was check your updated pictures to see whats been happening and you don't arf take some good photo's. I toasted you on New Years Eve mate and hope 09 works out better than 08 and your business continues to strive and go from strength to strength.
Dude - Squire looks a lot better than 'Square' which is what I'm quite often called around here.
Gravy - Your not the only one, my English is worse than most of the Europeans here who use it as a second or even third language. Just ask and someone here will translate for you. Arf the stuff I say don't make sence and isn't funny so please don't think your missing out on much. I bet my Mrs wish she couldn't understand arf what I say either.
Glad to hear the majority of you had a good xmas, all the best for 09 I got a feeling we will all need that bit of extra luck this year its going to be a stinka.
Croeso 27.
Glad you had a good xmas/new year, here's to 09.
Glad you had a good xmas/new year, here's to 09.