BF2S Forums Neighbors Thread

Gooners wrote:

max wrote:

Apart from me sometimes babysitting my neighbors kid, my neighbors leave me alone and don't complain. They are awesome

WTF

but seriously I live in the boondocks so my closest neighbor is like 300 yards away dont really interact much.

Last edited by ColCarnage (2009-01-05 16:44:56)

I live beside a boring doctor and my other neighbour is a really hot chick one year older than me.

I had a paranoid\schizophrenic neighbour who would sit at their window which overlooks out backyard sipping a coffee all day long spying on us.

Totally weird and disturbing. So we decided to build our fence an extra foot higher and cut off her view. She took us to court where it came out she had photo's of us playing in the street on our bikes and she said we were "up to no good" riding by her driveway. She was totally crazy. The judge figured she was a loon and let us build the new higher fence for our privacy\protection.

She moved out about two months later.

At the moment we now have a lesbian couple as neighbours. The one who lives there is butch and mows the lawn every day, for a work out I guess. lol

TheAussieReaper wrote:

I had a paranoid\schizophrenic neighbour who would sit at their window which overlooks out backyard sipping a coffee all day long spying on us.

Totally weird and disturbing. So we decided to build our fence an extra foot higher and cut off her view. She took us to court where it came out she had photo's of us playing in the street on our bikes and she said we were "up to no good" riding by her driveway. She was totally crazy. The judge figured she was a loon and let us build the new higher fence for our privacy\protection.

She moved out about two months later.

At the moment we now have a lesbian couple as neighbours. The one who lives there is butch and mows the lawn every day, for a work out I guess. lol

haffeysucks wrote:

pics

TheAussieReaper wrote:

I had a paranoid\schizophrenic neighbour who would sit at their window which overlooks out backyard sipping a coffee all day long spying on us.

Totally weird and disturbing. So we decided to build our fence an extra foot higher and cut off her view. She took us to court where it came out she had photo's of us playing in the street on our bikes and she said we were "up to no good" riding by her driveway. She was totally crazy. The judge figured she was a loon and let us build the new higher fence for our privacy\protection.

She moved out about two months later.

At the moment we now have a lesbian couple as neighbours. The one who lives there is butch and mows the lawn every day, for a work out I guess. lol

Tear that shit back down!

But yeah anyway my old neighbor was nice and sometimes gave me birthday money etc. Then we moved and our new neighbor threatened to kill us.

Cheez wrote:

Phatmatt wrote:

I live beside the strip club. 'nuff said.

Prime real estate tbf.

And I ain't selling.

Last edited by Phatmatt (2009-01-05 18:04:40)

None of my neighbors have done anything that weird...but my current neighbors (lived in current house since Dec. '05) wash their cars..all the time. Literally. It's 4 guys with 4 cars, and they honk twice every time they leave. I dunno if they're gay or not, but they're just weird. And I've walked outside to take the trash out multiple times (at like 10 at night) and seen one or two of them washing their cars.

They're not even really nice cars either - it's a Charger, an Avenger and two Pontiacs.

my neighbors are nice.  nothing weird about em.  there IS this one lady at the waaaay end of the street though that i've heard stories about.  she's been known to look inside people's windows from the woods.  and she has this crazy thing about property lines.  one of her neighbors lives here in the summer (in the winter he goes to FL) but sometimes he visits back for christmas and whatnot.  anyway one day she's out there digging this tree out of the ground with her husband.  the tree was clearly over my sane neighbor's property line, so he kindly told her that it was his and that she had no right removing it.  he showed her the blueprints and she grumbles off.  the next day she's out there again.  he decides to get a surveyor to put some stakes down.  he takes off for FL.  comes back.  the stakes are way over his line, maybe about 20 feet.  so he moves them back.  the next day there are metal rebar poles in the ground in place of the stakes.  way over his property again.  he gets them taken out.  takes off for FL.  comes back.  she's digging the tree out of the ground again with her husband.  finally he tells her politely again that it's his, not hers.  the next day, a tree trunk is left in the ground.  no branches, they're all cut off.  just a plain fucking tree trunk and roots.

what a fucking creeper, if i saw her looking at me through the woods i would shit bricks.

Last edited by haffeysucks (2009-01-05 18:57:27)

My neighbours kids kick their damn ball over the fence all the time.
Popped four of those suckers so far.

So far we have have had three police busts in our street.
Drug dealer shot dead by Police +1
Meth lab busted and a van full of cannabis taken away
Some dumb toker growing his own stuff busted

Its a lot quieter now.

Poseidon wrote:

They're not even really nice cars either - it's a Charger, an Avenger and two Pontiacs.

Clearly they're gay.

TheAussieReaper wrote:

haffeysucks wrote:

what a fucking creeper, if i saw her looking at me in the woods i would shit bricks.

Your not a tree.

Get down from there?

I greatly enjoy ignoring my neighbors for years at a time.  I've never met most of them.  I don't dislike any of them, I just don't give a single fuck about knowing their names, what they do, or who's kids are who's.  I'm not alone, it's actually an American tradition.  Is this normal in other countries?


It will make it easier to kill them and raid their homes when the end times come.

XxRavenxX wrote:

Cheez wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

Your not a tree.

Get down from there?

trees dont belong on the internet

god damnit AU