Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|7050|Greenwood, IN
I mean seriously... $600 they took out for state taxes and $300 for Marion county tax and I only get $50 back???  Hell i'm getting back $1300 from the goverment.

Yes... I made under $20k this year...

What about you guys?  Any of you file your taxes yet?
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|7011|NYC / Hamburg

Easy solution: don't pay taxes
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|7050|Greenwood, IN

max wrote:

Easy solution: don't pay taxes
Kind of hard to do if you want to stay out of jail.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6597|what

Naturn wrote:

Kind of hard to do if you want to stay out of jail.
But that's the beauty of it. Your taxes paid for that prison.
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Harmor
Error_Name_Not_Found
+605|6993|San Diego, CA, USA
Illegals don't pay taxes...if they can do it you can too.  Also they get in-state tuition in our colleges in California.


When try to get my refund for my 2008 State taxes I'm going to be getting an I.O.U....so at least you're getting something back.

Last edited by Harmor (2009-01-07 18:49:52)

Cobra4545
Jizz in my pants
+54|6923|Vancouver, USA
Dont pay taxes yet, but in about 7 months I will be when I go off to college.  I imagine real life sort of sucks
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7151|67.222.138.85

max wrote:

Easy solution: don't pay taxes
lol it's so absurdly funny how hard you are going to get fucked in the ass one day.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|7125|Disaster Free Zone

Cobra4545 wrote:

Dont pay taxes yet, but in about 7 months I will be when I go off to college.  I imagine real life sort of sucks
Thats what they want you to think.

Last edited by DrunkFace (2009-01-07 20:18:03)

Cobra4545
Jizz in my pants
+54|6923|Vancouver, USA

DrunkFace wrote:

Cobra4545 wrote:

Dont pay taxes yet, but in about 7 months I will be when I go off to college.  I imagine real life sort of sucks
Thats what they wont you to think.
No im pretty sure the first few years are going to suck.  I will be paying student loans, unless I can get a ton of scholarships, which im hoping.
Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|7050|Greenwood, IN
Yea but when I get my federal tax return i'm going to town on computer parts.  Well at least a CPU and mobo that is.  I want a Q9400. 
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|7125|Disaster Free Zone

Cobra4545 wrote:

DrunkFace wrote:

Cobra4545 wrote:

Dont pay taxes yet,
Thats what they want you to think.
No im pretty sure the first few years are going to suck.  I will be paying student loans, unless I can get a ton of scholarships, which im hoping.
fix't for you not understanding.
Cobra4545
Jizz in my pants
+54|6923|Vancouver, USA
ah... thanks
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7093

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

max wrote:

Easy solution: don't pay taxes
lol it's so absurdly funny how hard you are going to get fucked in the ass one day.
He's a lawyer, I think out of anyone he's going to know the finer points of what you can and can't get away with. And I also think he's joking....
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6891|Chicago, IL
Not yet, but I'm sure Illinois will rape me again, I only make a few thousand a year, and the state always wants more money come april  (Rod Blagojevich needs a big legal fund this year, lol)
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6146|College Park, MD

Harmor wrote:

When try to get my refund for my 2008 State taxes I'm going to be getting an I.O.U...
why?

Haven't filed yet, I haven't given much up to Maryland but then again I'm a freakin' ice cream scooper, I've made like $1000 since August (before taxes).
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Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7287|Reykjavík, Iceland.

max wrote:

Easy solution: don't pay taxes
How the hell are you going to get a under-the-table job that pays enough? Drug dealing?

I don't know how you file taxes in the US, but here in Iceland it's as simple as logging into the (insert Icelandic equivalent of IRS here) website with the login information you got sent in snail mail, verify if the tax amount that your employer filed matches your records, then click verify and you're done. Takes a whole 10 minutes.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7093
Top tier of tax in Norway is 55%..work your way down and guess how much that sucks
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7287|Reykjavík, Iceland.

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Top tier of tax in Norway is 55%..work your way down and guess how much that sucks
Holy fuck! And I thought the 35% here was bad
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6891|Chicago, IL

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Top tier of tax in Norway is 55%..work your way down and guess how much that sucks
lolsocialism

I'll keep my money, thank you, I don't trust the government to spend it wisely.
..teddy..jimmy
Member
+1,393|7093

S.Lythberg wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Top tier of tax in Norway is 55%..work your way down and guess how much that sucks
lolsocialism

I'll keep my money, thank you, I don't trust the government to spend it wisely.
well...you do get a lot for your money in services but ya..it still sucks.

I still <3 Norway though.

Last edited by ..teddy..jimmy (2009-01-08 09:46:11)

S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6891|Chicago, IL

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

S.Lythberg wrote:

..teddy..jimmy wrote:

Top tier of tax in Norway is 55%..work your way down and guess how much that sucks
lolsocialism

I'll keep my money, thank you, I don't trust the government to spend it wisely.
well...you do get a lot for your money.
Thats norway

The US government is legendary for its inefficiency

you can get more by piling your cash in your fireplace and burning it
Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|7050|Greenwood, IN
I get my state return Monday and my federal the following Monday.  I love to file early.
phishman420
Banned
+821|6125
I just filled out my whole thing on Turbo Tax to find out that I can't complete it without last year's PIN or AGI. Have to wait 2 weeks for the IRS to mail it to me since they don't use email and wouldn't tell me over the phone.

Also, Sprint charged my account twice for $250, so I don't have shit until they credit my account some time next week.

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Last edited by phishman420 (2009-01-09 14:15:22)

Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|7050|Greenwood, IN
That sucks.  I was able to use last years pin and everything.  Thats why I love H&R Block's online tax.  I've done taxes through them every year since I've been working.
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6146|College Park, MD

Sydney wrote:

max wrote:

Easy solution: don't pay taxes
How the hell are you going to get a under-the-table job that pays enough? Drug dealing?

I don't know how you file taxes in the US, but here in Iceland it's as simple as logging into the (insert Icelandic equivalent of IRS here) website with the login information you got sent in snail mail, verify if the tax amount that your employer filed matches your records, then click verify and you're done. Takes a whole 10 minutes.
It depends on your income level and assets here. I'm a scrappy teenager who has nothing to his name except video games. I get a sheet from my employer that tells me how much I've made, and I fill out a form called the 1040EZ. I send that to the IRS and eventually I either get a tax refund from the government or I have to pay up taxes (chances are I'll either have no refund or I will have a refund, since my employer automatically withholds taxes from the paycheck).

If you own stuff like a car, house, etc then you usually have to fill out longer and more complex forms. There are lots of programs like TaxCut and TurboTax that help simplify the process, and file your taxes electronically. If you've got the cash you can also just hire some guy to do your taxes for you.
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