And you thought you knew a bullshitter

2009-01-13 07:38:52

#1

jord: Member; +2,382|7121|The North, beyond the wall.

You may have seen me using the term "Walt" around here over the last 3 months. Now I can explain what it means with a 30 minute read on the best walt to have ever lived. This guy has made a career out of being a habitual liar, and is all that is man.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/The_Baron_of_Castleshort

Quick version:

The guy is the best liar, ever.

2009-01-13 07:53:02

#2

Jebus: Looking for my Scooper; +218|6208|Belgium

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You don't have permission to access /wiki/The_Baron_of_Castleshort on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

2009-01-13 07:54:35

#3

jord: Member; +2,382|7121|The North, beyond the wall.

Works for everyone on sexfire

2009-01-13 07:57:23

#4

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7064|London, England

jord wrote:
Works for everyone on sexfire

Maybe cos it's secret army info only allowed for brit eyes, not.... belgish people

2009-01-13 07:59:33

#5

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6930|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

Works fine for me through Jord's link. Must be because the "Baron" is so secret.

Well he did "work" for the Belgian government, lol

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2009-01-13 13:30:25

#6

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7021|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Work for me, lame dude tbh. but still funny.

2009-01-13 13:35:52

#7

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6232|Catherine Black

jord wrote:
You may have seen me using the term "Walt" around here

No I haven't.

jord wrote:
The guy is the best liar, ever.

K. Anything else?

2009-01-13 15:20:33

#8

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6914

I don't know whether the walts or the genuine toughman army-guys that get off on Internet sleuthing are sadder.

Either way that entire Forum is one big collective of fail. Lol at the article boasting how the Forum community has "genuine" members of the "Irish aristocracy". Riiight. Cause when all the Lords and Ladies aren't being courtly they're camping web-Forums "lol"ing and "omg"ing at this 'walt' phenomenon.

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2009-01-13 15:30:56

#9

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7093

Is this just a 'I know how to use army slang' thread?

2009-01-13 15:49:49

#10

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6914

ghettoperson wrote:
Is this just a 'I know how to use army slang' thread?

Seriously I'm in the army and I have a genuine regiment and this makes me 100x cooler than you when I camp and flame you in your 'walt' threads on the Internet. After a prestigious career serving in the nation's armed forces I have now reached my impeccable zenith in which I sit on my arse on the dole and post with rose-tinted glasses about the 'good ole days' back in Bosnia, whilst deriding deluded idiots that also sit on their arse all day whilst pretending to be of the same awesome high-class military background as my fine self.

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2009-01-13 15:57:11

#11

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6943|so randum

i like everyone in this thread

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2009-01-13 15:57:56

#12

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7205

Uzique wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
Is this just a 'I know how to use army slang' thread?
Seriously I'm in the army and I have a genuine regiment and this makes me 100x cooler than you when I camp and flame you in your 'walt' threads on the Internet. After a prestigious career serving in the nation's armed forces I have now reached my impeccable zenith in which I sit on my arse on the dole and post with rose-tinted glasses about the 'good ole days' back in Bosnia, whilst deriding deluded idiots that also sit on their arse all day whilst pretending to be of the same awesome high-class military background as my fine self.

honestly do you bathe in a toilet?

2009-01-13 15:58:37

#13

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6897|The Twilight Zone

FatherTed wrote:
i like everyone in this thread

damn, too late

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2009-01-13 16:01:32

#14

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6943|so randum

usmarine wrote:
Uzique wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
Is this just a 'I know how to use army slang' thread?
Seriously I'm in the army and I have a genuine regiment and this makes me 100x cooler than you when I camp and flame you in your 'walt' threads on the Internet. After a prestigious career serving in the nation's armed forces I have now reached my impeccable zenith in which I sit on my arse on the dole and post with rose-tinted glasses about the 'good ole days' back in Bosnia, whilst deriding deluded idiots that also sit on their arse all day whilst pretending to be of the same awesome high-class military background as my fine self.
honestly do you bathe in a toilet?

he'd have to be rather small, and i doubt his ego would fit.

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-01-13 16:03:16

#15

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6232|Catherine Black

FatherTed wrote:
i like everyone in this thread

yay

2009-01-13 16:03:30

#16

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|7018|London

tl:dr

But I wanna know what's going on, karma for someone who can summarise.

2009-01-13 16:05:11

#17

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6930|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

Aries_37 wrote:
tl:dr

But I wanna know what's going on, karma for someone who can summarise.

This guy has never been in the military but trys to pass himself off as a war hero and nobility.

2009-01-13 16:08:10

#18

Aries_37: arrivederci frog; +368|7018|London

SgtHeihn wrote:
Aries_37 wrote:
tl:dr

But I wanna know what's going on, karma for someone who can summarise.
This guy has never been in the military but trys to pass himself off as a war hero and nobility.

Cool, and what's Jord saying about this 'Walt' or whatever?

EDIT:hmm nvm I skimmed through it after all.

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2009-01-13 16:10:45

#19

SgtHeihn: Should have ducked; +394|6930|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)

Walt is a British Military term for Walter Mitty, or fake.

Last edited by SgtHeihn (2009-01-13 16:11:10)

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