blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7088
When a 5-foot, 275-pound woman found out she had a tumor on her spine, she was told by her local hospital to go the zoo to have a MRI because a regular MRI machine could not hold her weight.

Carolyn Ragan told the television station she discovered the tumor two years ago and, after the hospital told her she could not use their MRI machine, a medical assistant said he would help her find a solution.

“So he suggested the Kansas City Zoo,” Ragan said. “I thought, I know I’m big, but I’m not as big as an elephant. And my husband got mad.”

The University of Kansas Hospital would not comment on Ragan’s claim, but said its MRI department does not know of any animal MRI in the Kansas City area that would scan a human.

Ragan’s problem was two-fold: She was too heavy for the table and too wide to slide through the opening.

Medical Imaging in Kansas City North, which has both closed and open MRI machines can typically hold up to 440 pounds, but sometimes a person who weighs less can still be out of luck, according to an MRI technician.

“It depends on how they are built a lot of times and what part of their body we’re scanning,” said technician Sarah Abbott of Medical Imaging. “(The machine) can only be so open before the magnetic field dissipates into the room.”

Ragan, who ended up having two surgeries and some paralysis, said she finally found an open MRI machine that held her weight, but it was embarrassing and frustrating.

“They should have machines that fit most everybody,” she said.

uber LULZ
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Im still lulzing abou the ZOO MRI lol

Last edited by blademaster (2009-01-15 15:05:50)

blah
macaroni with cheeseeee
+111|6191|Croatia
owned
ColCarnage
taw
+283|6038
They should have machines that fit most everybody
Or you could stop eating so much and excerise once in awhile?

Last edited by ColCarnage (2009-01-15 15:10:52)

CrazeD
Member
+368|7116|Maine

blademaster wrote:

“They should have machines that fit most everybody,” she said.
They do fit most everybody...just not whales.
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6930|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
Well loose some weight bitch, then you won't be embarrassed.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7133|Tampa Bay Florida
christ -- her weight is probably more dangerous to her life than the tumor tbh

Last edited by Spearhead (2009-01-15 15:12:09)

Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7199|Scotland

It's her own damn fault she is that huge. The MRI machines have been made to specifications which have been considered for both large people and for economic reasons. The bitch is just too large.

Fucking ignorant tools who believe they can complain about anything. I hate them.

The fat bitch should be happy that the hospital actually tried to help them. But instead she goes and complains. You ARE HUGE, get over it. Jeez.
Roc18
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+655|6234|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY
pics of woman then there will be lulz
Naturn
Deeds, not words.
+311|7049|Greenwood, IN
Maybe this will encourage her to lose the weight...

Right... She is probably at home right now eating a half gallon ice cream with M&Ms on the side.

Last edited by Naturn (2009-01-15 15:17:43)

Commie Killer
Member
+192|6830
Well shit she is paralyzed from the waist down, course she doesnt need to eat like a pig though.
CommieChipmunk
Member
+488|7013|Portland, OR, USA

blademaster wrote:

5-foot, 275-pound
Jesus! She's probably almost as wide as she is tall!
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7286|Alberta, Canada

That's a kick in the balls.
Bevo
Nah
+718|6964|Austin, Texas

Ryan wrote:

That's a kick in the balls rolls.
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6930|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
https://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa31/ob1canob/mfln571l.jpg

That "lady" has 35lbs on me and I am 6'5". She is like a bowling ball with legs.
phishman420
Banned
+821|6124
Fuckin' fatties.
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6375|CA
I'm sorry bitch, but this machine is for humans.  Hue-mannns.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6231|Catherine Black
Happened in scrubs.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6930|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
I am sorry I just have no sympathy for fat people. Their are plenty of ways to loose weight.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7020|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

CrazeD wrote:

blademaster wrote:

“They should have machines that fit most everybody,” she said.
They do fit most everybody...just not whales.
I friggin lol'd

Why would we make oversizer machine just to accomodate 1-2 whale? They should accomodate us, normal people....wait..bf2s is full of anything BUT normal people
Slarty
Member
+37|6407|Ingerland
“It depends on how they are built a lot of times and what part of their body we’re scanning,” said technician Sarah Abbott of Medical Imaging. “(The machine) can only be so open before the magnetic field dissipates into the room.”

That, right there, is why they can only build MRI machines to a certain size.

Deal with it fat bitch.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7092

Fat bitch.
Stimey
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+786|6563|Ontario | Canada
HAHAHA fatties
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mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7160|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

CrazeD wrote:

blademaster wrote:

“They should have machines that fit most everybody,” she said.
They do fit most everybody...just not whales.
This

Slarty wrote:

“It depends on how they are built a lot of times and what part of their body we’re scanning,” said technician Sarah Abbott of Medical Imaging. “(The machine) can only be so open before the magnetic field dissipates into the room.”

That, right there, is why they can only build MRI machines to a certain size.

Deal with it fat bitch.
And this.

Unfortunately we have not reached a technological level that allows us to MRI land-whales on a regular basis.
N00bkilla55404
Voices are calling...
+136|6374|Somewhere out in Space
fat bitch
Luigi
Sniper Whore
+97|6622|Wisconsin
Owned.

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