So yesterday I'm taking my morning shower at my girlfriends house, business as usual. About 6' from the shower floor on the shower head side there is a ledge in which she stores an assortment of hair care products and shower shit. She reaches into the shower, and in rapid succession, she proceeds to reach up and pump some squirt bottle (think: 2 gallon industrial size horse shampoo) and unleash a 5 roper onto me. I was covered in some unknown product, chin to belly. "Why?" I asked.
"So YOU know how it feels."
I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.
The only response I could muster was to do that move where you run the back of your hand slowly and deliberately down the side of her face and say "Come on baby, you knew how the game was played." She didn't think it was funny.
"So YOU know how it feels."
I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.
The only response I could muster was to do that move where you run the back of your hand slowly and deliberately down the side of her face and say "Come on baby, you knew how the game was played." She didn't think it was funny.
