fucking hell that was close

2009-01-20 14:31:56

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Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6145|College Park, MD

I was getting off to some good porn when suddenly I hear my door move. I quickly assume the 'bored while browsing the web' look. My sister comes in to ask me something. I struggled to close Windows Media Player.

Crisis averted though. Anyone ever nearly get caught? Or get caught?

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2009-01-20 14:32:34

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Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6231|Catherine Black

got caught once, nearly got caught loadsa times.

2009-01-20 14:33:33

#3

Markooo*Est: Previously known as CC-Marley; +334|6591|Estonia

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2009-01-20 14:34:35

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Roc18: `; +655|6234|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

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2009-01-20 14:35:15

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Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6145|College Park, MD

I usually have my door completely closed, so the sound of someone struggling with the doorknob gives me enough time to seem like nothing's going on. Unfortunately it was just a smidge open so I couldn't anticipate it as quickly.

2009-01-20 14:35:36

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DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7128|United States of America

Is your sister hot?

2009-01-20 14:36:15

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Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6145|College Park, MD

DesertFox- wrote:
Is your sister hot?

she's 12

2009-01-20 14:37:00

#8

Roc18: `; +655|6234|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
Is your sister hot?
she's 12

Is she hot?

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2009-01-20 14:37:15

#9

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|7128|United States of America

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
Is your sister hot?
she's 12

Damn---in that case, we'll wait six years and see.

2009-01-20 14:37:43

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MAGUIRE93: High Angle Hell; +182|6637|Schofield Barracks

i was once almost caught. On my old shitty computer. THe screen froze. luckily the front door was locked. now i have my nice big 32 inch tv in my room witch is hooked up to my pc. noone bothers me anymore so im free to do what i want.

2009-01-20 14:37:45

#11

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6145|College Park, MD

Roc18 wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
Is your sister hot?
she's 12
Is she hot?

idk

@Maguire that's why my plan B is to just turn off my monitor.

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2009-01-20 14:39:09

#12

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6906|Tyne & Wear, England

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I usually have my door completely closed, so the sound of someone struggling with the doorknob gives me enough time to seem like nothing's going on. Unfortunately it was just a smidge open so I couldn't anticipate it as quickly.

And what in the unlikely event of someone coming in when, ya know.....your session is coming to an end.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2009-01-20 14:39:23

#13

MAGUIRE93: High Angle Hell; +182|6637|Schofield Barracks

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Roc18 wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:

she's 12
Is she hot?
idk

@Maguire that's why my plan B is to just turn off my monitor.

yea thats what i did

2009-01-20 14:40:06

#14

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,992|7075|949

Get a lock for your door and beat off with peace knowing that your loved ones will not see you in the most vulnerable of positions.

2009-01-20 14:40:50

#15

Markooo*Est: Previously known as CC-Marley; +334|6591|Estonia

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2009-01-20 14:43:38

#16

Brasso: member; +1,549|7073

never

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-01-20 14:44:02

#17

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6933|Gogledd Cymru

Yeah by my mates mum, she came into the bathroom as I was spaffing all over a photo of her, haha.

2009-01-20 14:44:14

#18

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6145|College Park, MD

Switch wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
I usually have my door completely closed, so the sound of someone struggling with the doorknob gives me enough time to seem like nothing's going on. Unfortunately it was just a smidge open so I couldn't anticipate it as quickly.
And what in the unlikely event of someone coming in when, ya know.....your session is coming to an end.

I hope that I've got fresh boxers and pants in my clothing drawers.

2009-01-20 14:46:00

#19

Ryan: Member; +1,230|7286|Alberta, Canada

Not yet. Some close calls, but that's it. Goddamn it takes long to put it away, zip up your fly, and close 3 or 4 windows.

2009-01-20 14:46:44

#20

menzo: ̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#; +616|6889|Amsterdam‫

a few very close calls

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2009-01-20 14:47:34

#21

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|6145|College Park, MD

Ryan wrote:
Not yet. Some close calls, but that's it. Goddamn it takes long to put it away, zip up your fly, and close 3 or 4 windows.

That's why I usually just keep it in my pants, and then I go to the bathroom to finish the deed.

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2009-01-20 14:48:33

#22

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,992|7075|949

Ryan wrote:
Not yet. Some close calls, but that's it. Goddamn it takes long to put it away, zip up your fly, and close 3 or 4 windows.

Porn multitasking . What kind of pervert are you where you need multiple screens to get you off?

2009-01-20 14:49:53

#23

Bell: Frosties > Cornflakes; +362|6992|UK

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Ryan wrote:
Not yet. Some close calls, but that's it. Goddamn it takes long to put it away, zip up your fly, and close 3 or 4 windows.
Porn multitasking . What kind of pervert are you where you need multiple screens to get you off?

Maybe it's one of those sites that when you close one window, another opens?

Not, that, I would know

2009-01-20 14:53:39

#24

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7134|Devon, England

<3 wireless laptops.

2009-01-20 14:57:36

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kylef: Gone; +1,352|6936|N. Ireland

Yeah almost a few times ... possibly once for real but I honestly don't know - just sort of kept it quiet and put it behind me!

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