4 If you're in the UKDesertFox- wrote:
Damn---in that case, we'll wait six years and see.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
she's 12DesertFox- wrote:
Is your sister hot?
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0 if you're MaxSirSchloppy wrote:
4 If you're in the UKDesertFox- wrote:
Damn---in that case, we'll wait six years and see.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
she's 12
I remember back in the day when I didn't know how to clear the Google search log from the Family's PC - before I had my own. Mum was using it and she typed a word beginning with "p". I was watching over her shoulder and luckily she didn't look up at the screen before typing the next letter - which thankfully wasn't an "o".
That's all I can think of, anyhow.
That's all I can think of, anyhow.
nope, but freezer has.... get in here and tell your story you
i laff'd just for you surgeonsThe Sheriff wrote:
Yeah by my mates mum, she came into the bathroom as I was spaffing all over a photo of her, haha.
I dont jack off.
So this is what Hurricane meant when he said he was going to "mark" this momentous occasion.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?The_killer2 wrote:
I dont jack off.
that reminds me of ryan stiles, heh. miss that show.Poseidon wrote:
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"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Who's Line? I watched that about 30 minutes ago. Epic show.haffeysucks wrote:
that reminds me of ryan stiles, heh. miss that show.Poseidon wrote:
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yeah. i never know when it's on anymore, i just gave up after 8th grade.ebug9 wrote:
Who's Line? I watched that about 30 minutes ago. Epic show.haffeysucks wrote:
that reminds me of ryan stiles, heh. miss that show.Poseidon wrote:
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"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
In 8th grade I was almost caught by my dad. I wasn't on the internet or anything, just lying in bed. I quickly had to roll over and hide the boner. Not too big a deal though.
Oh wait and then there was one time where I was naked in the living room watching some porn on the internet and I thought I had the house to myself for a good couple of hours. Then I hear the garage door open and hear my mom come in. My clothes were all the way back in my bedroom and it was the middle of summer so I didn't have anything nearby to cover up with (blankets or other clothes). I quickly get up and stand by the front door. I hear her call my name and start coming down the hall towards the front room so I yell out that I need to get something outside and bolt out there butt-naked. I run around to the garage and slowly open the door and listen for my mom. I see her head back to her room to use the bathroom so I run inside and into my bedroom.
Scariest shit ever, and my adrenaline was off the hook. Probably not a big deal in hindsight, but at the time I was freaking out.
Oh wait and then there was one time where I was naked in the living room watching some porn on the internet and I thought I had the house to myself for a good couple of hours. Then I hear the garage door open and hear my mom come in. My clothes were all the way back in my bedroom and it was the middle of summer so I didn't have anything nearby to cover up with (blankets or other clothes). I quickly get up and stand by the front door. I hear her call my name and start coming down the hall towards the front room so I yell out that I need to get something outside and bolt out there butt-naked. I run around to the garage and slowly open the door and listen for my mom. I see her head back to her room to use the bathroom so I run inside and into my bedroom.
Scariest shit ever, and my adrenaline was off the hook. Probably not a big deal in hindsight, but at the time I was freaking out.
once. my mom.
I screamed, laugh at it now that I look back on it .
I screamed, laugh at it now that I look back on it .
inane little opines
I've had a few close ones.
you just gave me a bunch of horrible images in my headmtb0minime wrote:
In 8th grade I was almost caught by my dad. I wasn't on the internet or anything, just lying in bed. I quickly had to roll over and hide the boner. Not too big a deal though.
Oh wait and then there was one time where I was naked in the living room watching some porn on the internet and I thought I had the house to myself for a good couple of hours. Then I hear the garage door open and hear my mom come in. My clothes were all the way back in my bedroom and it was the middle of summer so I didn't have anything nearby to cover up with (blankets or other clothes). I quickly get up and stand by the front door. I hear her call my name and start coming down the hall towards the front room so I yell out that I need to get something outside and bolt out there butt-naked. I run around to the garage and slowly open the door and listen for my mom. I see her head back to her room to use the bathroom so I run inside and into my bedroom.
Scariest shit ever, and my adrenaline was off the hook. Probably not a big deal in hindsight, but at the time I was freaking out.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Is it bad that I've posted to videos containing content relating to getting caught wacking off?
Imagine my train of thought at the time:War Man wrote:
I've had a few close ones.you just gave me a bunch of horrible images in my headmtb0minime wrote:
Oh wait and then there was one time where I was naked in the living room...
"I've got two choices...
1) Have my mom see me naked and me have to go through an interrogation
2) Run outside and risk letting the entire neighborhood see me, but at least they wouldn't ask what was going on and would instead think I'm just criminally insane or mentally challenged."
Y'know, I really hate this thread now. I had that experience completely repressed and had completely forgotten about it. But now I remember and I'm embarrassed Still funny though, and I laugh at myself
Read some of these. It might make you feel better about your incident.mtb0minime wrote:
Imagine my train of thought at the time:War Man wrote:
I've had a few close ones.you just gave me a bunch of horrible images in my headmtb0minime wrote:
Oh wait and then there was one time where I was naked in the living room...
"I've got two choices...
1) Have my mom see me naked and me have to go through an interrogation
2) Run outside and risk letting the entire neighborhood see me, but at least they wouldn't ask what was going on and would instead think I'm just criminally insane or mentally challenged."
Y'know, I really hate this thread now. I had that experience completely repressed and had completely forgotten about it. But now I remember and I'm embarrassed Still funny though, and I laugh at myself
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=96323
Few times. Sometimes my brother will break down the door when I cant be bothered to close it... so instead I keep it very, "hush hush".
And because the lock on my door doesnt work anymore, Ive now been forced to remove the handle from the outer side of the door, so there is no doorhandle for people to use if they want to come into my room.
Also one time I had my pants half past my ass when sitting down, but I had a big shirt covering my ass, and my brother came in and I waz liek OMGWTFBBQ and nearly shat brix.
So yeah.
And because the lock on my door doesnt work anymore, Ive now been forced to remove the handle from the outer side of the door, so there is no doorhandle for people to use if they want to come into my room.
Also one time I had my pants half past my ass when sitting down, but I had a big shirt covering my ass, and my brother came in and I waz liek OMGWTFBBQ and nearly shat brix.
So yeah.
noice 
lol, like 2 dyas ago i came home early and walked in on my dad with some porn sites open on his screen. I was like "what's that?" and he was like "naked ladies" I don't know if he was jacking or had just found my porn link stash.
Back when I lived in the dorms at college, I got my roommate and his girl about to go at it. Catching roommates is more funny than embarrassing, I just laughed and told him not to worry about it.
Oh and I also caught my dad. It was very awkward. Probably the only thing more awkward than getting caught by a parent is catching a parent. It was a couple summers ago, so I was 20 and he was 47. 47!!!!!! I didn't know people at that age still went at it! At least I know I'll still be active then Anyways I just got off work and my dad called me and asked when I was coming home, I said about 15 minutes. I get home and open the door and the way the room is set up, you can see the computer monitor from the front door. I see a bunch of naked women all over it and I'm thinking, "Ohhhh little brother is busteddddd! " and then I hear the toilet flush and my dad comes out from around the corner zipping up his pants. We stared at each other for what felt like an eternity and I just chuckled and said "Oops" and then walked off to my room. Worst experience ever
Oh and I also caught my dad. It was very awkward. Probably the only thing more awkward than getting caught by a parent is catching a parent. It was a couple summers ago, so I was 20 and he was 47. 47!!!!!! I didn't know people at that age still went at it! At least I know I'll still be active then Anyways I just got off work and my dad called me and asked when I was coming home, I said about 15 minutes. I get home and open the door and the way the room is set up, you can see the computer monitor from the front door. I see a bunch of naked women all over it and I'm thinking, "Ohhhh little brother is busteddddd! " and then I hear the toilet flush and my dad comes out from around the corner zipping up his pants. We stared at each other for what felt like an eternity and I just chuckled and said "Oops" and then walked off to my room. Worst experience ever
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thank God I have a lock on my door is all I can say
Mom snuck up on me today, actually. I was like OH SHIT!
She didn't bother though, and neither did I. A close relative of ours died today, and I'm really sick, so we got other things to think about than ridiculing each other for masturbating.
She didn't bother though, and neither did I. A close relative of ours died today, and I'm really sick, so we got other things to think about than ridiculing each other for masturbating.
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Sorry for your loss.Freezer7Pro wrote:
Mom snuck up on me today, actually. I was like OH SHIT!
She didn't bother though, and neither did I. A close relative of ours died today, and I'm really sick, so we got other things to think about than ridiculing each other for masturbating.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
You know, shaking your fist isn't really a good way of mourning the loss of a close relative.Freezer7Pro wrote:
Mom snuck up on me today, actually. I was like OH SHIT!
She didn't bother though, and neither did I. A close relative of ours died today, and I'm really sick, so we got other things to think about than ridiculing each other for masturbating.