Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|7082|Montreal, Qc, Canada
My bro had sex with his gf while my friends and his other friends were sleeping in the same room lool   (that was on new-year 2007-2008)
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6943|so randum
i hear ya douraz, i hear ya

the worst by far is getting caught nailing a girl.

especially when you get caught by her 16 yr old sis
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DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6906|cuntshitlake

FatherTed wrote:

i hear ya douraz, i hear ya

the worst by far is getting caught nailing a girl.

especially when you get caught by her 16 yr old sis
Ask her to join tbh.
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Brasso
member
+1,549|7073

DeathUnlimited wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

i hear ya douraz, i hear ya

the worst by far is getting caught nailing a girl.

especially when you get caught by her 16 yr old sis
Ask her to join tbh.
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Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|7082|Montreal, Qc, Canada

DeathUnlimited wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

i hear ya douraz, i hear ya

the worst by far is getting caught nailing a girl.

especially when you get caught by her 16 yr old sis
Ask her to join tbh.
Ya srsly...


us sister is a jailbait ?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,992|7075|949

Andoura wrote:

My bro had sex with his gf while my friends and his other friends were sleeping in the same room lool   (that was on new-year 2007-2008)
I went out on a first date with a girl after meeting her the local gentleman's club and she sucked me off on her couch as her friend was sleeping right next to us.

I screwed a chick in Vegas on one bed as my buddy screwed her friend on the other.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6972|Global Command
^^^^^^^^^lulz
Stimey
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+786|6563|Ontario | Canada
I've never whacked off when someone else was in the house.
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Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7075

Stimey wrote:

I've never whacked off when someone else was in the house.
That's playing it safe.
Bevo
Nah
+718|6964|Austin, Texas

ebug9 wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Mom snuck up on me today, actually. I was like OH SHIT!

She didn't bother though, and neither did I. A close relative of ours died today, and I'm really sick, so we got other things to think about than ridiculing each other for masturbating.
You know, shaking your fist isn't really a good way of mourning the loss of a close relative.
Pollux'd.
phishman420
Banned
+821|6124

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Mom snuck up on me today, actually. I was like OH SHIT!

She didn't bother though, and neither did I. A close relative of ours died today, and I'm really sick, so we got other things to think about than ridiculing each other for masturbating.
Each other?
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7088

The Sheriff wrote:

Yeah by my mates mum, she came into the bathroom as I was spaffing all over a photo of her, haha.
pics of ur friends hot mom!
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6596|what

phishman420 wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Mom snuck up on me today, actually. I was like OH SHIT!

She didn't bother though, and neither did I. A close relative of ours died today, and I'm really sick, so we got other things to think about than ridiculing each other for masturbating.
Each other?
F7P you've walked in on your own mother????????
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Reciprocity
Member
+721|7024|the dank(super) side of Oregon
One of my favorite childhood memories is walking in on my babysitter's sister when I was 7 or 8 yo.  She had just stepped out of the shower.  She must have been around 30 and she had a perfect body.  Slender, toned body with perky b-cups and a very tasteful landing strip.  Saw her a few years ago and she's still hot.
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6831|New York
Should have asked her to sit on your lap.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
Guy.Buddy.Friend
coks
+71|6309
Left my mic on while having a wank, all on TS heard me.
That was about 4 years ago. Mic worked in a way where I didn't need push to talk. It was embarrassing.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7136

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Left my mic on while having a wank, all on TS heard me.
That was about 4 years ago. Mic worked in a way where I didn't need push to talk. It was embarrassing.
AHAHAHAH. Fucking treasure^
GR34
Member
+215|6988|ALBERTA> CANADA
yeeah I had a movie going on my HD tv from my computer(because you know bigger is better) and before I got started mom slice comes down the stairs so I grabbed my bio text book and told her I was studying anatomy
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7128|United States of America

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Left my mic on while having a wank, all on TS heard me.
That was about 4 years ago. Mic worked in a way where I didn't need push to talk. It was embarrassing.
What were you saying, pray tell?
CrazeD
Member
+368|7116|Maine

TheAussieReaper wrote:

phishman420 wrote:

Freezer7Pro wrote:

Mom snuck up on me today, actually. I was like OH SHIT!

She didn't bother though, and neither did I. A close relative of ours died today, and I'm really sick, so we got other things to think about than ridiculing each other for masturbating.
Each other?
F7P you've walked in on your own mother????????
You don't remember that thread?

Yeah, he walked in on his mom shaggin some dude, IIRC.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6596|what

CrazeD wrote:

TheAussieReaper wrote:

phishman420 wrote:

Each other?
F7P you've walked in on your own mother????????
You don't remember that thread?

Yeah, he walked in on his mom shaggin some dude, IIRC.
Oh I remember that one, but he said "we got other things to think about than ridiculing each other for masturbating"

That deserves a completely new thread. lol
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.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7252|Marathon, Florida Keys

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Left my mic on while having a wank, all on TS heard me.
That was about 4 years ago. Mic worked in a way where I didn't need push to talk. It was embarrassing.
you should have been on skype with us the other day, me cougar and jestar were listening to cyborg fuck his girlfriend for about an hour...
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Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7159

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Left my mic on while having a wank, all on TS heard me.
That was about 4 years ago. Mic worked in a way where I didn't need push to talk. It was embarrassing.
you should have been on skype with us the other day, me cougar and jestar were listening to cyborg fuck his girlfriend for about an hour...
"Good Job"
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CrazeD
Member
+368|7116|Maine

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Left my mic on while having a wank, all on TS heard me.
That was about 4 years ago. Mic worked in a way where I didn't need push to talk. It was embarrassing.
you should have been on skype with us the other day, me cougar and jestar were listening to cyborg fuck his girlfriend for about an hour...
And none of you thought to record this?

Sigh...
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7159

CrazeD wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

Guy.Buddy.Friend wrote:

Left my mic on while having a wank, all on TS heard me.
That was about 4 years ago. Mic worked in a way where I didn't need push to talk. It was embarrassing.
you should have been on skype with us the other day, me cougar and jestar were listening to cyborg fuck his girlfriend for about an hour...
And none of you thought to record this?

Sigh...
They were playing TF2 I think,

Round two on the 30th
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