Is your hose defective?

2009-01-20 19:39:27

#1

SealXo: Member; +309|6979

Well, for years I've had horrible arch support, and my feet always hurt every day. I always used to have to soak them in salts to make them feel better. So finally I bought some expensive leather Pumas that are like the cheese to my macaroni, like kobe needed shaq, like oj needed a lawyer.

Well, my question is do you have this problem?

Sometimes when I'm taking a leak my shit goes in two lines instead of one. For that matter sometimes in all directions - therefore getting on my Pumas.

This makes me

Does anyone else have this problem?

2009-01-20 19:41:24

#2

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6596|what

Um...

2009-01-20 19:42:32

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6596|what

No.

2009-01-20 19:43:13

#4

The_Sniper_NM: Official EVGA Fanboy; +94|6557|SC | USA |

ban

2009-01-20 19:43:23

#5

Brasso: member; +1,549|7073

rofl, copypasta makes me laugh every fucking time

Last edited by haffeysucks (2009-01-20 19:43:38)

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2009-01-20 19:43:26

#6

phishman420: Banned; +821|6124

Its not a going problem; it's a growing problem.

2009-01-20 19:43:33

#7

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7205

urgay

2009-01-20 19:44:19

#8

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6755

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2009-01-20 19:44:31

#9

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6890|Chicago, IL

I know a guy who had that, he got a doctor to fix it...

2009-01-20 19:46:04

#10

SealXo: Member; +309|6979

S.Lythberg wrote:
I know a guy who had that, he got a doctor to fix it...

i really just want my pumas to be in goodshape....

2009-01-20 19:46:07

#11

S3v3N: lolwut?; +685|6961|Montucky

inb4close.

2009-01-20 19:46:34

#12

Runs_with_sciss0rs: Well butter my buscuit; +121|6635|14072

probably left over cum in your dick cause you wank too much

2009-01-20 19:48:27

#13

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6981|Long Island, New York

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2009-01-20 19:50:09

#14

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7075

Hey

I fantasize about spreading your anus into a gaping black hole, with my extremely large and fat cock, then filling it with my own juices, only to finish off with watching my ejaculatory fluid drip out of your behind, while I lick it off.

Email your reply back asap

~Gooners

2009-01-20 19:52:35

#15

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6951

I want to cover you in chocolate and watch a raccoon lick it off. XoXCutie4EvaXoX

2009-01-20 19:57:47

#16

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|7203|San Antonio, Texas

Gooners wrote:
Hey

I fantasize about spreading your anus into a gaping black hole, with my extremely large and fat cock, then filling it with my own juices, only to finish off with watching my ejaculatory fluid drip out of your behind, while I lick it off.

Email your reply back asap

~Gooners

2009-01-20 19:59:02

#17

csmag: Member; +92|6890|Canada

{M5}Sniper3 wrote:
Gooners wrote:
Hey

I fantasize about spreading your anus into a gaping black hole, with my extremely large and fat cock, then filling it with my own juices, only to finish off with watching my ejaculatory fluid drip out of your behind, while I lick it off.

Email your reply back asap

~Gooners

moar liek <3 amirite gooners?

2009-01-20 20:00:24

#18

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7075

urrite

2009-01-20 20:02:25

#19

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6804|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

bf2s is so fucking gay

2009-01-20 20:03:31

#20

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7075

ceslayer23 wrote:
bf2s is so fucking gay

gtfooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
show your womanly side

2009-01-20 20:05:59

#21

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6663|Phoenix, AZ

Wat The Ef!?

2009-01-21 01:08:08

#22

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Yes ecspecially after I been doing a shag the night before, it fucking goes everywhere, cud be worse I could be trying to piss through a boner, you ever tried that?

2009-01-21 02:06:50

#23

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6858|Vienna

1927 wrote:
Yes ecspecially after I been doing a shag the night before, it fucking goes everywhere, cud be worse I could be trying to piss through a boner, you ever tried that?

during sex or after ?

2009-01-21 02:13:59

#24

LividBovine: The Year of the Cow!; +175|6823|MN

These threads are why I spend more time in D&ST.

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2009-01-21 02:17:00

#25

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

zeidmaan wrote:
1927 wrote:
Yes ecspecially after I been doing a shag the night before, it fucking goes everywhere, cud be worse I could be trying to piss through a boner, you ever tried that?
during sex or after ?

Before or After.

I don't charge for my advice btw

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{M5}Sniper3 wrote:

Gooners wrote:

ceslayer23 wrote:

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zeidmaan wrote:

1927 wrote:

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