1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

LividBovine wrote:

These threads are why I spend more time in D&ST.
Theres no problem with that mate, Im hardly ever in DST because I find it too serious and only tend to argue in real life, each to their own, thats the beauty of being able to make your own decisions, like coming in and telling us why you don't frequent here much.
Ioan92
Member
+337|6165

1927 wrote:

Yes ecspecially after I been doing a shag the night before, it fucking goes everywhere, cud be worse I could be trying to piss through a boner, you ever tried that?
It will either shoot laser accurate at high speed or hose your entire bathroom.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7117|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ioan92 wrote:

1927 wrote:

Yes ecspecially after I been doing a shag the night before, it fucking goes everywhere, cud be worse I could be trying to piss through a boner, you ever tried that?
It will either shoot laser accurate at high speed or hose your entire bathroom.
You gotta get on ur knees like you have a meeting with Allah (I dont remove my sandals if I have any on) and push ya cock downwards, hurts a bit but I find its the only way, I mean you can't take a piss in ya gf's bath can you?
Ioan92
Member
+337|6165

1927 wrote:

Ioan92 wrote:

1927 wrote:

Yes ecspecially after I been doing a shag the night before, it fucking goes everywhere, cud be worse I could be trying to piss through a boner, you ever tried that?
It will either shoot laser accurate at high speed or hose your entire bathroom.
You gotta get on ur knees like you have a meeting with Allah (I dont remove my sandals if I have any on) and push ya cock downwards, hurts a bit but I find its the only way, I mean you can't take a piss in ya gf's bath can you?
I don't, it shoots laser accurate while standing... mostly

liquidat0r
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