ahh shit. even the platypus are fucking deadlyAustralia definately has its fair share of some of the world's most painful and poisonous creatures. We have deadly spiders, and of the top ten most deadliest snakes of the world, Australia has six on the list. Did you know even our humble platypus produces one of the most excruciating venoms known?
Below we have listed Australia's top ten dangerous creatures, of what we believe to be Australia's top ten dangerous animals.
1. The Box Jellyfish
2. Irukandji (A Jellyfish)
3. Salt Water Crocodile
4. Blue Ring Octopus
5. Stone Fish
6. Red Back Spider
7. Brown Snake
8. Tiger Snake
9. Great White Shark
10. Funnel Web Spider
To be honest the dangerous spiders of Australia is a bit of a myth. The real danger are snakes.
Take for instance, this deadly snake:
It would absolutely kill you.
Spiders though, wait... can I start over?
Take for instance, this deadly snake:
It would absolutely kill you.
Spiders though, wait... can I start over?
Fucked up country :S
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At above post.
Holy motherfucking shit..
That's fucked.
EDIT:
At above post.
Holy motherfucking shit..
That's fucked.
Last edited by Shem (2009-01-21 05:15:58)
WTF is goin up there....sif it fifnt embed
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How the fuck can that snake get stuck, and not be able to break itself out of a fucking web. It deserves to die a stupid death
There's a chunk missing out of it's belly where the spider hasn't bitten into, become swollen with poison and exploded. The snake is paralyzed and too lazy to call 000.Mekstizzle wrote:
How the fuck can that snake get stuck, and not be able to break itself out of a fucking web. It deserves to die a stupid death
I do ponder as to how the snake managed to get itself into the web in the first place.
I guess my stance is: I'm not scared of British spiders.
I guess my stance is: I'm not scared of British spiders.
Friend of mine put one of those in a pizza box and I opened it up, didn't look inside and the fucker was less than a cm from my hand, and it looked pissed to, legs up like it was about to attack. An hour later he told me he shook the box up like crazy not a minute before I opened it up.
Cudda been worse it could of pecked at you with its sharp beak.Adams_BJ wrote:
Friend of mine put one of those in a pizza box and I opened it up, didn't look inside and the fucker was less than a cm from my hand, and it looked pissed to, legs up like it was about to attack. An hour later he told me he shook the box up like crazy not a minute before I opened it up.
Joking aside, what kind of spider was it? Was there Pizza in the box and did you eat it?
Not the smartest thing to do, unless he taped the legs to the box to stop it escaping.Adams_BJ wrote:
Friend of mine put one of those in a pizza box and I opened it up, didn't look inside and the fucker was less than a cm from my hand, and it looked pissed to, legs up like it was about to attack. An hour later he told me he shook the box up like crazy not a minute before I opened it up.
Golden Orb Weaver, it was a biggun too, had been living out the back of the shop for about 8 months, we used to watch it after we closed. And no there wasn't any pizza in the box, I was opening it up to get it ready to put a pizza in there, thats why I opened it up without looking inside.1927 wrote:
Cudda been worse it could of pecked at you with its sharp beak.Adams_BJ wrote:
Friend of mine put one of those in a pizza box and I opened it up, didn't look inside and the fucker was less than a cm from my hand, and it looked pissed to, legs up like it was about to attack. An hour later he told me he shook the box up like crazy not a minute before I opened it up.
Joking aside, what kind of spider was it? Was there Pizza in the box and did you eat it?
Australia really shouldn't be inhabited. I mean take away all the animals which could kill you oh-so-horribly and you still get a pretty harsh place. Oz is still a really cool place though which makes me think that it was inhabited by a mad scientist who genetically engineered a whole lot of deadly animals to keep other people away from his awesome mega-doom island. How else do you explain the Platypus?
I'm most scared of those damn Box Jellyfish over all though. I mean a spider will avoid you and only attack as a last defense, same with most snakes. Crocs.... well that's a different thing altogether - but the damn Box Jellyfish; not only is it the most poisonous creature known to man it also has no real reason to be. Scientists still don't know why it's so poisonous. It doesn't attack either, not really, if you get stung it's probably just because you didn't see it and brushed against a tentacle.
I also don't like Stonefish for kind of the same reason, you don't mean to get hurt but you do anyway us 'cause you didn't see it.
NZ's pretty safe in terms of poisonous animals, the only one we've really got is te Katipo Spider. We do have Giant Wetas though. You don't want to find one of these bastards in your bed.
(They're actually pretty friendly, not like the ones in that King Kong movie.)
I'm most scared of those damn Box Jellyfish over all though. I mean a spider will avoid you and only attack as a last defense, same with most snakes. Crocs.... well that's a different thing altogether - but the damn Box Jellyfish; not only is it the most poisonous creature known to man it also has no real reason to be. Scientists still don't know why it's so poisonous. It doesn't attack either, not really, if you get stung it's probably just because you didn't see it and brushed against a tentacle.
I also don't like Stonefish for kind of the same reason, you don't mean to get hurt but you do anyway us 'cause you didn't see it.
NZ's pretty safe in terms of poisonous animals, the only one we've really got is te Katipo Spider. We do have Giant Wetas though. You don't want to find one of these bastards in your bed.
(They're actually pretty friendly, not like the ones in that King Kong movie.)
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LOL the spider can effectively turn you into Hurricane. "A spider bit me and I've had an erection for six hours...help!"Zimmer wrote:
To be honest, the only spider I would be terrified of encountering is the Brazilian Wandering Spider.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_ … _to_humans
No thanks.