Then just hump the critically wounded,make their last moments real enjoyable for them....d4rkph03n1x wrote:
No necrophilia for me please.
LOL!
My dead body gets tea bagged by my clan mates all the time!
I also do it back..
My dead body gets tea bagged by my clan mates all the time!
I also do it back..
You lot have time to taunt people? Not enough people to shoot nearby or something? You lot are fuckin weird hey, the necro-homo fellas that is.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Never got the time, places to go, people too shoot, you know how it is? Or perhaps not?
jumping around on someones corpes after owning them makes me feel realy worm inside
its lots of fun to do, especially when you kill a friend also dropping med packs on them is fun too
i usually just squat on their face and shake my ass around. or put a few pistol rounds in their head. never thought to hump them lol.
I only hump after an extremely satisfying kill. For instance, if a guy trys to noob toob me and misses and I shoot him in the face as he hops around reloading, I'm gonna hump like no other.
http://games.internode.on.net/forums/vi … tea+bagged
its called the 'Teabag'
its called the 'Teabag'
I can bet you have NO sexual life.....you hand doesnt count...
pathetic.
pathetic.
<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:
Why is it in Rainbow Six: Raven Shield and Halo 2 humping dead bodies was common... but in BF2 I'm the only one who likes to have sex with the corpses I just pumped led into?
Does anyone else hump? If so, what is your signature move?
I like to spam crouch when my crotch is right in the mouth then I like to prone and move the mouse sporadically.. makes it look like im having a bf2 orgasm.
Kthx omg.
I always Tea bag my knife kills Or anyone that has been noobtubing or whatever.
Its called HIPTHRUSTING.
Ohhhh I hump. Never owned an XBox in my life, but I destroyed my friends at it all the time (given a game or two of warmup to get used to the controller again) and humping is king. Usually only hump someone that's been pissing me off in game though, or people I've already throughly humiliated. Like a face-to-face knifekill against someone with their shotgun out. Then I proceed with the humping.
Sometimes I prone and slide back and forth so my crotch is in their face, but other times I just don't have time to get down and get my groove on cause I am attacked by somebody else and I don't want to die.
I can remember a few times when someone was screwing with my dead corpse and gets killed from not paying attention then i get rezed by a medic. As for me doin it, no time. Your not that important, just another dead body.
Last edited by bobroonie.bda (2006-01-29 23:22:07)
lol yeah what is wrong with these people?? also just because someone plays a game and talks about something like this doesnt mean they dont have a life. anyways, im gonna go kill him and hump his dead body.<{SoE}>Agamemnar wrote:
Really now... I'd post some nice sony handycam sessions but I'd get banned.Sgt. Sergio Bennet 3rd wrote:
I can bet you have NO sexual life.....you hand doesnt count...
pathetic.
Funny how everyone here in this thread is laughing and having a good time and along comes that lemon-sucking sourfuck to spoil it with the potshots.
Please drink bleach.
Hey,get in line!Kamikaze17 wrote:
anyways, im gonna go kill him and hump his dead body.
got no time to hump anyone in BF2. Too busy shooting people.
I am humper in real life though...
I am humper in real life though...
I tea bag people i dislike.
oh who cares if people are shooting at you, as long as you have enough time to stick it in them then you're good
Depending on which game I'm playing, my favs are:
1) New Half-life mods (source)
a) The head-bang: head motions are very distinct in this game so it's very obvious when you throw your mouse up and down that you are taunting the dead guy.
Proning is usually too cumbersome in these games, but if you DO have time...
b) The MG thrust. Lay down on top of dead-boy, deploy your MG, and aim all the way up. It looks as though you're putting every last ounce of your being into finding that bullet you lost in his stomach... with your penis.
2) Old Half-life mods and BF2, since their movement physics are similar
a) The flag dive (a.k.a. dolphin dive) and slide the perfect distance into the missionary position and crawling forward and back repeatedly
b) The Crouch-spaz, pressing crouch as fast as possible making you bring your legs up to your body before your body has a chance to fall (repeatedly). Basically tea-bagging, or crushing the skull, one of the two.
c) Good ol' necrophilikleptomania - To kill someone, fuck them, and steal their weapon. LOVE stealin weapons (and them killing them with it later). But sometimes you just can't stop killing and stealing, even if the weapon sucks or is out of ammo, YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT.
d) The Poke 'n' Spin: Lay down:
d i) on their face and spin your thang really fast in their dead-ass mouth
d ii) off from their face far enough to where you whack them in the face with your package on every rotation.
And of course the Tag 'n' Go for games with sprays. Nothing's more humiliating than a killer who already has a nice pre-packaged spray with your name on it and a picture of the weapon they killed you with and sprays it in your eyes without another thought and moves on...
1) New Half-life mods (source)
a) The head-bang: head motions are very distinct in this game so it's very obvious when you throw your mouse up and down that you are taunting the dead guy.
Proning is usually too cumbersome in these games, but if you DO have time...
b) The MG thrust. Lay down on top of dead-boy, deploy your MG, and aim all the way up. It looks as though you're putting every last ounce of your being into finding that bullet you lost in his stomach... with your penis.
2) Old Half-life mods and BF2, since their movement physics are similar
a) The flag dive (a.k.a. dolphin dive) and slide the perfect distance into the missionary position and crawling forward and back repeatedly
b) The Crouch-spaz, pressing crouch as fast as possible making you bring your legs up to your body before your body has a chance to fall (repeatedly). Basically tea-bagging, or crushing the skull, one of the two.
c) Good ol' necrophilikleptomania - To kill someone, fuck them, and steal their weapon. LOVE stealin weapons (and them killing them with it later). But sometimes you just can't stop killing and stealing, even if the weapon sucks or is out of ammo, YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT.
d) The Poke 'n' Spin: Lay down:
d i) on their face and spin your thang really fast in their dead-ass mouth
d ii) off from their face far enough to where you whack them in the face with your package on every rotation.
And of course the Tag 'n' Go for games with sprays. Nothing's more humiliating than a killer who already has a nice pre-packaged spray with your name on it and a picture of the weapon they killed you with and sprays it in your eyes without another thought and moves on...
Last edited by Roachy (2006-01-30 05:39:16)
I'll stick to humping real people. And only women, please.