God Damn Bible Belt

2009-02-01 07:12:16

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phishman420: Banned; +821|6121

FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING CHRISTIANS. BECAUSE OF YOU, I HAVE NO BEER FOR THE GAME TODAY. WHY THE FUCK IS IT AGAINST THE LAW TO SELL ALCOHOL ON A SUNDAY? THIS SHIT IS RETARDED.

https://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n474/ohaiwat/wat/FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.jpg

I guess it is my fault for not remembering yesterday, but still...it's not like that in any other fucking state...

2009-02-01 07:13:49

#2

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6963|...

blue law in ATL?

edit: it was like that in VA.... 12+ years ago

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2009-02-01 07:15:32

#3

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6914|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I have two

2009-02-01 07:15:40

#4

Kez: Member; +778|6143|London, UK

Your problem

;:::::::::::::::::::: phishman420 ur a funy guy

2009-02-01 07:17:19

#5

phishman420: Banned; +821|6121

I can drive to Tennessee and back before the game starts.

2009-02-01 07:18:27

#6

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7063|Little Bentcock

phishman420 wrote:
I can drive to Tennessee and back before the game starts.

do eet

2009-02-01 07:21:02

#7

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7061|London, England

You should always make sure you have plenty of beer around the clock, 24/7 not just on superbowl sunday. But yeah, stupid law is stupid

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2009-02-01 07:21:14

#8

Kez: Member; +778|6143|London, UK

phishman420 wrote:
I can drive to Tennessee and back before the game starts.

2009-02-01 07:21:47

#9

Ioan92: Member; +337|6163

Annnnd another of the 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 reasons why religions fails like fucking dog shit.

I copyright this sentence and will use it in each thread where religion caused dismay.

2009-02-01 07:23:47

#10

phishman420: Banned; +821|6121

Mekstizzle wrote:
You should always make sure you have plenty of beer around the clock, 24/7 not just on superbowl sunday. But yeah, stupid law is stupid

I know. I fail at being a beer drinker.

I'm going to a friend's for a party, so hopefully they'll have some I can bum. If all else fails, I have half a bottle a wine and 2mg of Xanax.

2009-02-01 07:29:20

#11

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6969|Global Command

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2009-02-01 08:02:40

#12

TC.Troy: Let the rough side drag; +111|7014

phishman420 wrote:
I can drive to Tennessee and back before the game starts.

I would meet you at the line...but I cant be bothered tbh hehehe

2009-02-01 09:04:52

#13

bennisboy: Member; +829|7086|Poundland

This is why the UK is more better for drinking!

2009-02-01 09:06:43

#14

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6885|The Land of Scott Walker

FYI, I am a Christian and have brew in the fridge atm. Not all of us support these goofy laws.

2009-02-01 09:07:53

#15

phishman420: Banned; +821|6121

Stingray24 wrote:
FYI, I am a Christian and have brew in the fridge atm. Not all of us support these goofy laws.

I don't really hate Christians. I don't have anything against religious people as long as they don't try to push their beliefs on me.

2009-02-01 09:08:55

#16

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6940|so randum

phishman420 wrote:
Stingray24 wrote:
FYI, I am a Christian and have brew in the fridge atm. Not all of us support these goofy laws.
I don't really hate Christians. I don't have anything against religious people as long as they don't try to push their beliefs on me.

TAKE ME BELIEFS, TAKE THEM GODDAMNIT

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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-02-01 09:10:20

#17

phishman420: Banned; +821|6121

FatherTed wrote:
phishman420 wrote:
Stingray24 wrote:
FYI, I am a Christian and have brew in the fridge atm. Not all of us support these goofy laws.
I don't really hate Christians. I don't have anything against religious people as long as they don't try to push their beliefs on me.
TAKE ME BELIEFS, TAKE THEM GODDAMNIT

Well those fucking Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses are always knocking on my fucking door.

2009-02-01 09:12:12

#18

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7061|London, England

So ig, have you found a solution to your problem or have you just been wasting all this time complaining/smoking weed. DO SOMETHING. DRIVE TO TENNESSEE IF YOU HAVE TO

fuck yo couch if you ain't got no alcohol, fuck yo couch

buy some beer, rich motherfucker

2009-02-01 09:12:29

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6940|so randum

phishman420 wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
phishman420 wrote:
I don't really hate Christians. I don't have anything against religious people as long as they don't try to push their beliefs on me.
TAKE ME BELIEFS, TAKE THEM GODDAMNIT
Well those fucking Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses are always knocking on my fucking door.

shoot em?

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-02-01 09:13:58

#20

phishman420: Banned; +821|6121

Mekstizzle wrote:
So ig, have you found a solution to your problem or have you just been wasting all this time complaining/smoking weed. DO SOMETHING. DRIVE TO TENNESSEE IF YOU HAVE TO

fuck yo couch if you ain't got no alcohol, fuck yo couch

buy some beer, rich motherfucker

Why do you and Jord think I'm rich? If I was rich, I would actually be out doing shit instead of sitting on my ass talking to you fags on the internet.

Read a few posts up to see my solution.

2009-02-01 09:15:35

#21

Stingray24: Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy; +1,060|6885|The Land of Scott Walker

phishman420 wrote:
Stingray24 wrote:
FYI, I am a Christian and have brew in the fridge atm. Not all of us support these goofy laws.
I don't really hate Christians. I don't have anything against religious people as long as they don't try to push their beliefs on me.

I know, you're just frustrated, as I would be.

2009-02-01 10:19:20

#22

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6925

Start drinking Listerine and rubbing alcohol!

2009-02-01 10:27:38

#23

Roger Lesboules: Ah ben tabarnak!; +316|7017|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Move to Canada, alcohol everyday! Just cant buy it after like 11h pm....at least that's the way it work in Quebec.

2009-02-01 10:40:45

#24

phishman420: Banned; +821|6121

Roger Lesboules wrote:
Move to Canada, alcohol everyday! Just cant buy it after like 11h pm....at least that's the way it work in Quebec.

We can buy it until 2:00 AM here and 12:00 AM on Saturday. Well, that's for beer; liquor can't be sold past 11:30.

2009-02-01 12:20:43

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Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6989|San Diego, CA, USA

OP: Imagine for a second you did this but replaced it with Muslims or Islam? Lucky we have free speech in the United States.

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