13rin
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FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot. (4 pages)

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Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2009-02-05 19:01:52)

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6024

Poor guy was just trying to get some love from a doll and now his picture's everywhere.
Spearhead
Gulf coast redneck hippy
+731|7129|Tampa Bay Florida
Lol
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7123|United States of America
Holy shit, Reeses! King size, too!
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6024

I didn't know it was against the law in Florida to "corrupt the public's morals."

Also what kind of dipshit parents would leave their car parked right next to a guy who's preparing for sex with a doll?
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6658|Phoenix, AZ

DesertFox- wrote:

Holy shit, Reeses! King size, too!
Thats the first thing I saw...


How arent those things eaten?
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6592|what

I gotta say I'm impressed. 2 blow up dolls? Guys a genius.

The average pervert only ever thinks one blow up doll is all he'll ever amount to. But this guy had courage to ask another one to join him, and it did!
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png

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