FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6939|so randum
Well no, he/she/it/floating beard doesn't actually.

But this thread is for those little stories that make you think if there is a he/she/it floating beard up there, that he/she/it/floating beard has a wicked sense of humour!

Stories like "Man convicted of rape of 10 women gets a gangrenous penis in prison", or "Westboro leaders raped anally in a dark alley"

That kinda shit.

The best one i've seen recently is the whole Jade Goody probably dying thing.

go.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
NeXuS
Shock it till ya know it
+375|6780|Atlanta, Georgia
wat
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6592|what

*Prison inmate becomes bitch to other inmate*
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
CrazeD
Member
+368|7112|Maine
I heard one story where a guy tried to make off with a bunch of church offering plates, and he was struck by lighting as soon as he left the church.
trex1210
I am Canadian
+72|6697|B.C. Canada

CrazeD wrote:

I heard one story where a guy tried to make off with a bunch of church offering plates, and he was struck by lighting as soon as he left the church.
lol
david363
Crotch fires and you: the untold story
+314|7178|Comber, Northern Ireland
you are god ted
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6909
Ted, that's karma, not God.

Duh.

God doesn't react and meddle in the petty affairs of men, he has us all laid out from the start in his divine plan. Karmic retribution is the bitch that slaps suckas in the face.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7189
An oldie, but does prove that God really exists.



I mean HOW can your argue with that?!
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7070|Finland

theDude5B wrote:

An oldie, but does prove that God really exists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

I mean HOW can your argue with that?!
By saying that that guy is a fucking monkey?
I need around tree fiddy.
theDude5B
Cool member
+805|7189


yes!
Ioan92
Member
+337|6161


Last edited by Ioan92 (2009-02-06 04:11:22)

phishman420
Banned
+821|6120
Who's Jade Goody?
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|7005|England

FatherTed wrote:

The best one i've seen recently is the whole Jade Goody probably dying thing.
This caps everything that will be posted in this thread. About fucking time.

All we need now, is Amy Crackhouse to get it too...and we are set.
mr.hrundi
Wurstwassereis
+68|6876|Germany
"Marlboro Cowboy dies from lung cancer"
Bell
Frosties > Cornflakes
+362|6988|UK

My last gf's new boyfriend, turned out to be gay.  A devine smackdown indeed for that bitch....

PRAISE JESUS!

Last edited by Bell (2009-02-06 07:18:29)

loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7017|Columbus, OH
God does exist and he is a vengeful god to all infidels

EXAMPLE

She forgot to say merry bless or some shite before rambling about the news.
FrankieSpankie3388
Hockey Nut
+243|6969|Boston, MA
http://listverse.com/bizarre/top-15-ama … ncidences/

Any of those or any other crazy coincidences.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6964|South Florida

FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:

http://listverse.com/bizarre/top-15-amazing-coincidences/

Any of those or any other crazy coincidences.
some of those are so lacking in detail they are hard to believe.
15 more years! 15 more years!
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6675|Uk

Uzique wrote:

Ted, that's karma, not God.

Duh.

God doesn't react and meddle in the petty affairs of men, he has us all laid out from the start in his divine plan. Karmic retribution is the bitch that slaps suckas in the face.
Karma either doesnt exist, or someones given up on keeping score
bad-man
now say you sorry
+34|6287|one windy city

CrazeD wrote:

I heard one story where a guy tried to make off with a bunch of church offering plates, and he was struck by lighting as soon as he left the church.
my grandma told my same story....

Bell wrote:

My last gf's new boyfriend, turned out to be gay.  A devine smackdown indeed for that bitch....

PRAISE JESUS!
halleluyah


mr.hrundi wrote:

"Marlboro Cowboy dies from lung cancer"
about fucking time
kylef
Gone
+1,352|6932|N. Ireland
Window gets smashed by an Apple .... think about it
ceslayer23
IN YOUR MIRROR
+142|6800|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

kylef wrote:

Window gets smashed by an Apple .... think about it
icwutudidthar
[F7F7]KiNG_KaDaFFHi
Why walk when you can dance?
+77|7026|sWEEDen
Ronald McDonald dies from sugar rush and obesity?

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