God Exists!

2009-02-06 01:12:38

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6939|so randum

Well no, he/she/it/floating beard doesn't actually.

But this thread is for those little stories that make you think if there is a he/she/it floating beard up there, that he/she/it/floating beard has a wicked sense of humour!

Stories like "Man convicted of rape of 10 women gets a gangrenous penis in prison", or "Westboro leaders raped anally in a dark alley"

That kinda shit.

The best one i've seen recently is the whole Jade Goody probably dying thing.

go.

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2009-02-06 01:15:51

#2

NeXuS: Shock it till ya know it; +375|6780|Atlanta, Georgia

wat

2009-02-06 01:22:56

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6592|what

*Prison inmate becomes bitch to other inmate*

2009-02-06 02:09:53

#4

CrazeD: Member; +368|7112|Maine

I heard one story where a guy tried to make off with a bunch of church offering plates, and he was struck by lighting as soon as he left the church.

2009-02-06 02:20:32

#5

trex1210: I am Canadian; +72|6697|B.C. Canada

CrazeD wrote:
I heard one story where a guy tried to make off with a bunch of church offering plates, and he was struck by lighting as soon as he left the church.

lol

2009-02-06 02:52:22

#6

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7178|Comber, Northern Ireland

you are god ted

2009-02-06 02:59:38

#7

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6909

Ted, that's karma, not God.

Duh.

God doesn't react and meddle in the petty affairs of men, he has us all laid out from the start in his divine plan. Karmic retribution is the bitch that slaps suckas in the face.

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2009-02-06 03:39:47

#8

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7189

An oldie, but does prove that God really exists.

I mean HOW can your argue with that?!

2009-02-06 03:45:11

#9

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7070|Finland

theDude5B wrote:
An oldie, but does prove that God really exists.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A

I mean HOW can your argue with that?!

By saying that that guy is a fucking monkey?

I need around tree fiddy.

2009-02-06 04:09:02

#10

theDude5B: Cool member; +805|7189

yes!

2009-02-06 04:11:01

#11

Ioan92: Member; +337|6161

Last edited by Ioan92 (2009-02-06 04:11:22)

2009-02-06 04:39:00

#12

phishman420: Banned; +821|6120

Who's Jade Goody?

2009-02-06 06:36:39

#13

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|7005|England

FatherTed wrote:
The best one i've seen recently is the whole Jade Goody probably dying thing.

This caps everything that will be posted in this thread. About fucking time.

All we need now, is Amy Crackhouse to get it too...and we are set.

2009-02-06 07:03:28

#14

mr.hrundi: Wurstwassereis; +68|6876|Germany

"Marlboro Cowboy dies from lung cancer"

2009-02-06 07:17:42

#15

Bell: Frosties > Cornflakes; +362|6988|UK

My last gf's new boyfriend, turned out to be gay. A devine smackdown indeed for that bitch....

PRAISE JESUS!

Last edited by Bell (2009-02-06 07:18:29)

2009-02-06 07:34:06

#16

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|7017|Columbus, OH

God does exist and he is a vengeful god to all infidels

EXAMPLE

She forgot to say merry bless or some shite before rambling about the news.

2009-02-06 07:37:50

#17

FrankieSpankie3388: Hockey Nut; +243|6969|Boston, MA

http://listverse.com/bizarre/top-15-ama … ncidences/

Any of those or any other crazy coincidences.

2009-02-06 13:27:03

#18

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6964|South Florida

FrankieSpankie3388 wrote:
http://listverse.com/bizarre/top-15-amazing-coincidences/

Any of those or any other crazy coincidences.

some of those are so lacking in detail they are hard to believe.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2009-02-06 14:16:26

#19

mkxiii: online bf2s mek evasion; +509|6675|Uk

Uzique wrote:
Ted, that's karma, not God.

Duh.

God doesn't react and meddle in the petty affairs of men, he has us all laid out from the start in his divine plan. Karmic retribution is the bitch that slaps suckas in the face.

Karma either doesnt exist, or someones given up on keeping score

2009-02-06 14:26:52

#20

bad-man: now say you sorry; +34|6287|one windy city

CrazeD wrote:
I heard one story where a guy tried to make off with a bunch of church offering plates, and he was struck by lighting as soon as he left the church.

my grandma told my same story....

Bell wrote:
My last gf's new boyfriend, turned out to be gay. A devine smackdown indeed for that bitch....

PRAISE JESUS!

halleluyah

mr.hrundi wrote:
"Marlboro Cowboy dies from lung cancer"

about fucking time

2009-02-06 14:30:02

#21

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6932|N. Ireland

Window gets smashed by an Apple .... think about it

2009-02-06 14:34:22

#22

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6800|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

kylef wrote:
Window gets smashed by an Apple .... think about it

icwutudidthar

2009-02-06 14:43:48

#23

[F7F7]KiNG_KaDaFFHi: Why walk when you can dance?; +77|7026|sWEEDen

Ronald McDonald dies from sugar rush and obesity?

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