hire a hitman.

TatherFed watFatherTed wrote:
Magged Bilk > YouCanadianLoser wrote:
I'd find some absolute sucker who I could sell the £500 to for £501. Since i technically spent it, I would keep the £501 for later when I actually need it.
Rather have a shitty car than massively overpriced clothes.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
And if I were to buy clothing with that money I wouldn't get some stupid designer jeans, I'd get a sexy suit. Brooks Brothers, baby.
Thing is most people can't tell the difference between a $700 brooks brothers suit and a $200 JC Penney one. Frankly I'd rather just save the money.FatherTed wrote:
actually, i'd get a nice suit if i was getting clothes with it. or some good shoes, a nice watch, some proper belts etc.Uzique wrote:
Yeah, or I could get a car for substantially more money, and not consider £500 a large sum of money in any shape, way or form.Sidsnot wrote:
You complete faggot
You can get a car for £500 and you'd buy some jeans and a fuckin jumper?
Now gtfo you poor, poor impoverished little boy. Nice clothes, mmm!
If im wearing a nice suit i can tell the difference thoughHurricane2k9 wrote:
Thing is most people can't tell the difference between a $700 brooks brothers suit and a $200 JC Penney one. Frankly I'd rather just save the money.FatherTed wrote:
actually, i'd get a nice suit if i was getting clothes with it. or some good shoes, a nice watch, some proper belts etc.Uzique wrote:
Yeah, or I could get a car for substantially more money, and not consider £500 a large sum of money in any shape, way or form.
Now gtfo you poor, poor impoverished little boy. Nice clothes, mmm!
Jeans and a jumper from £500, yes.Sidsnot wrote:
A suit maybe, jeans and a jumper?
Fuck off rich boy
Rules out your birthday suit immediately.FatherTed wrote:
If im wearing a nice suit i can tell the difference though
/instant rimshotPoseidon wrote:
my clothing is from Perseus
moar liek pertheuth amiriteUzique wrote:
"Perseus"
i'm ice cold, babyKmarion wrote:
Cool down.
Key word "Purse"Hurricane2k9 wrote:
moar liek pertheuth amiriteUzique wrote:
"Perseus"
THE TAWP IS LEWKIN' GOOD BUT THE BAWTUM IS AWWWWWL WRAWNG HONNYUzique wrote:
Haha @ Poseidon. Just re-imagining the voice that the store-clerk says the word "Perseus"... insta-laugh.