Apparently Sony's new portable PC comes with Haiku error messages designed to sooth the frustrated Windows user. Here are some examples:
A file that big?
It might be very useful
But now it is gone.
You seek a website
It cannot be located
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within
Stop, reflect and reboot
Order shall return.
Yesterday it worked
Today it does not
Windows is like that.
Windows crashed
The Blue Screen Of Death
No one hears your screams.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred.
Serious error
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
A file that big?
It might be very useful
But now it is gone.
You seek a website
It cannot be located
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within
Stop, reflect and reboot
Order shall return.
Yesterday it worked
Today it does not
Windows is like that.
Windows crashed
The Blue Screen Of Death
No one hears your screams.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred.
Serious error
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
#rekt
