Mail-ordered-bride services...any recommendations?

2009-02-20 18:00:53

#1

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6985|San Diego, CA, USA

So I've been looking around and haven't found any reputable mail-ordered-bride services and wanted to know if anyone could recommend any?

I tried using my Grandmother in the Dominican Republic, but she keeps trying to match me up with whores (she's a madam).

And I'm not suggesting extortion or anything like that, just a service for an under performing American male to hook-up for long term relationships.

Your help would be greatly appreciated.

P.S. No russians or eastern block ladies

2009-02-20 18:02:30

#2

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7198

sad tbh

2009-02-20 18:03:28

#3

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|7083

Vegas

2009-02-20 18:04:25

#4

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7198

maybe citizen one or kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm are single.

lewl

2009-02-20 18:07:57

#5

bakinacake: HA HA; +383|6422|Aus, Qld

Why would you need one, seriously?

2009-02-20 18:08:27

#6

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7152

have you tried the match.com or other similar websites? There are an S load of women on there that are looking for a decent normal stable guy... or you could bartend like i do and bang tons of girls that have no morals...lol... it gets old though... One cool girl is hard to find... good luck...

Love is the answer

2009-02-20 18:10:58

#7

gnot<3: Leave blank to use forum default.; +45|5991

lolwtf?

2009-02-20 18:18:15

#8

Ajax_the_Great1: Dropped on request; +206|7083

[TUF]Catbox wrote:
or you could bartend like i do and bang tons of girls that have no morals...lol... it gets old though...

I believe you 100%

2009-02-20 18:19:21

#9

Sidsnot: Banned; +93|5999|Stoke, England

are you serious?

2009-02-20 18:19:28

#10

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6982

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

2009-02-20 18:19:56

#11

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|7200|d

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
[TUF]Catbox wrote:
or you could bartend like i do and bang tons of girls that have no morals...lol... it gets old though...
I believe you 100%

Especially when he said "it gets old though".

lulz

2009-02-20 18:26:39

#12

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6589|what

Harmor wrote:
P.S. No russians or eastern block ladies

That limits your options greatly I'm afraid. South East Asia only specialises in "younger than teenager", so brides aren't an option.

2009-02-20 18:26:59

#13

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7057|London, England

wtf

2009-02-20 18:38:29

#14

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6899|Tyne & Wear, England

One of the local millionaires has a Thai bride, he's gotta be knocking on 70. She has the tightest ass you will ever see, I'd fuck her.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2009-02-20 18:45:05

#15

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7017|the dank(super) side of Oregon

You could always pull a Woody Allen. Adopt and then tap the ass(at the appropriate age).

Oh, and you're a sad loser.

2009-02-20 18:56:59

#16

GravyDan: Back from the Grave(y); +768|6368|CA

Just double your chances to get laid and go gay.

2009-02-20 19:12:21

#17

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|7152

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:
[TUF]Catbox wrote:
or you could bartend like i do and bang tons of girls that have no morals...lol... it gets old though...
I believe you 100%

by old i mean it isn't very fulfilling(i have a lot of great memories though...lol)...
after awhile you realize though... or i realized that one good girl is all i need... there are plenty of girls that you can hook up with... not a lot that you can build a relationship with... try bartending and you can see what i mean...

Love is the answer

2009-02-20 19:12:35

#18

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6589|what

GravyDan wrote:
Just double your chances to get laid and go gay.

To double your chances you'd have to be bi.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v83/rac_goshawk/crazy.gif

llloooooooolllllllllllll

2009-02-20 19:20:13

#19

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7085

Just fuck a hooker. It's really easy, and cheap if you shop around.

2009-02-20 19:52:27

#20

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6904

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

I have an odd feeling that in we will see WarMan there eventually.

So who's up for any bets as to how long?

spread is over/under 15 GOGOGOGO

2009-02-20 19:59:06

#21

elite.mafia: Banned; +122|6890|USA

wtf

2009-02-20 20:18:59

#22

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6589|what

DoctaStrangelove wrote:
iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/
I have an odd feeling that in we will see WarMan there eventually.

As a customer or as one of the "goods" ?

2009-02-20 20:19:56

#23

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7143|67.222.138.85

I am going to go with the common sentiment of "what the fuck" as well.

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