No, I work on the cars. I also didn't have to apply. Nepotism ftwAries_37 wrote:
Is that like copypasta from your job app form? Showing how mortuary science can help you be a cars salesmanMacbeth wrote:
Since I'm in school for mortuary science and I work at a car dealership to pay my way through since my parents don't want to support me anymore I've realized something about cars and people. They're really alike in a lot of ways.
Like a car a looks nice on the outside clean and everything but once you open the hood you notice how dirty they are inside with things like grease and other fluids all over the place. Kinda like what you would see if you opened up a model. She pretty on the outside but her inner organs are really dirty and such.
It first hit me when I was watching somebody take a transmission out of a car. They took it out and put it on a work bench. They then unscrewed a part of it and the trans fluid leaked gently leaked out all at once. It just fell down through didn't spray or anything else. I thought about that and how if you would take a liver or kidney out of a person and put it on a table then made a small cut in a place how the blood would just leak out.
Then gas to the car is kinda like food to them.
Just was thinking about it.
YES!!!! I thought I was crazy, I totally see this as well. Especially on the grills of some cars, they look like they are staring at you.
it's called headlights and air intaks...
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

Your onto something here


lulz
noice 

Intakes*. <3 TedFatherTed wrote:
it's called headlights and air intaks...
His name is Jamie.Reddhedd wrote:
Intakes*. <3 TedFatherTed wrote:
it's called headlights and air intaks...


Ahhh, was waiting to see if i had to post it myself.Hakei wrote:
http://imagechan.com/img/images/car%20face.jpg
Now your all fucked, you wont ever see the car again in this picture!
The human mind is trained for facial recognition, it why we see a face in the moon, or on toast, or in tea leaves, and even in cars.
Its biology dear sir
Its biology dear sir
Does anyone have that series of pics on like a '90s Integra I think where it zooms in on the front end and it looks like a smiley face? That's the only place where I'd say cars look like people.
If anyone but a mod opened a thread like this it would be closed.
Hey, that was ONLY 13 hours before mine. I blame the Last Post button, though.
Fixed. And yep, I too had to scroll the entire thread to see if I had the chance to post it.DesertFox- wrote:
Does anyone have that series of pics on like a '90s Integra Celica I think where it zooms in on the front end and it looks like a smiley face? That's the only place where I'd say cars look like people.
I need around tree fiddy.
about the 10th time ive seen that and i still lol'dHakei wrote:
http://imagechan.com/img/images/car%20face.jpg
Cars need a lot of the very same thing humans need. Air to breath, fuel to run, oil to keep things from knocking. (Fatty acids, Omega-3's, Pennzoil, lol) Flushing of fluids, much like every living creature on earth. It can be argued cars are living as well then, can it not?Reddhedd wrote:
YES!!!! I thought I was crazy, I totally see this as well. Especially on the grills of some cars, they look like they are staring at you.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
No.Im_Dooomed wrote:
Cars need a lot of the very same thing humans need. Air to breath, fuel to run, oil to keep things from knocking. (Fatty acids, Omega-3's, Pennzoil, lol) Flushing of fluids, much like every living creature on earth. It can be argued cars are living as well then, can it not?

Right. Cars can't reproduce.AussieReaper wrote:
No.Im_Dooomed wrote:
Cars need a lot of the very same thing humans need. Air to breath, fuel to run, oil to keep things from knocking. (Fatty acids, Omega-3's, Pennzoil, lol) Flushing of fluids, much like every living creature on earth. It can be argued cars are living as well then, can it not?