A profound thought

2009-03-04 05:39:27

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6935|so randum

A few nights ago, as i lay resting, dreaming of world peace, equality in society, warmans throbbing member and free trade, a most profound thought came unto me.

Why are beermats such a fun thing to steal?

I'll always take one if i havn't got one like it, for no reason other than to throw on the floor when i get home.

Discuss.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-03-04 05:40:50

#2

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7056|London, England

Well actually I've never even considered stealing a beermat, Ted

2009-03-04 05:41:42

#3

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6021

It's because you lack closeness if your life and when you drink these feelings of emptiness come out and you must take the beermats with you to make you feel a sense of companionship.

2009-03-04 05:48:26

#4

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7128

It's the same reason people steal traffic signs.

x

2009-03-04 05:49:15

#5

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6935|so randum

Superior Mind wrote:
It's the same reason people steal traffic signs.

Of which i am also guilty. Along with multiple traffic cones. The little flashy light you sometimes get on them is my next target.

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-03-04 05:50:48

#6

TimmmmaaaaH: Damn, I... had something for this; +725|6875|Brisbane, Australia

Mekstizzle wrote:
Well actually I've never even considered stealing a beermat, Ted

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2009-03-04 05:51:14

#7

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7128

FatherTed wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
It's the same reason people steal traffic signs.
Of which i am also guilty. Along with multiple traffic cones. The little flashy light you sometimes get on them is my next target.

Sounds like a formidable target. I guess it is to let people know that you steal things, but nothing anyone will miss. So you're hard but not a dick.

x

2009-03-04 05:53:12

#8

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|7142|67.222.138.85

Superior Mind wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
It's the same reason people steal traffic signs.
Of which i am also guilty. Along with multiple traffic cones. The little flashy light you sometimes get on them is my next target.
Sounds like a formidable target. I guess it is to let people know that you steal things, but nothing anyone will miss. So you're hard but not a dick.

I would think the reverse. It takes no balls to steal something no one will miss.

2009-03-04 05:53:15

#9

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6935|so randum

Superior Mind wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
It's the same reason people steal traffic signs.
Of which i am also guilty. Along with multiple traffic cones. The little flashy light you sometimes get on them is my next target.
Sounds like a formidable target. I guess it is to let people know that you steal things, but nothing anyone will miss. So you're hard but not a dick.

No, there's just someone innane fascination with stumbling home at 3am with a traffic cone on your head

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-03-04 05:53:17

#10

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7056|London, England

Superior Mind wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
It's the same reason people steal traffic signs.
Of which i am also guilty. Along with multiple traffic cones. The little flashy light you sometimes get on them is my next target.
Sounds like a formidable target. I guess it is to let people know that you steal things, but nothing anyone will miss. So you're hard but not a dick.

If it's hard but not a dick......is this a riddle? Is the answer...... a dildo!

2009-03-04 05:54:37

#11

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7128

Mekstizzle wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
FatherTed wrote:

Of which i am also guilty. Along with multiple traffic cones. The little flashy light you sometimes get on them is my next target.
Sounds like a formidable target. I guess it is to let people know that you steal things, but nothing anyone will miss. So you're hard but not a dick.
If it's hard but not a dick......is this a riddle? Is the answer...... a dildo!

Not dick hard. Hard as in tough. But yes, the answer is a dildo.

x

2009-03-04 05:57:40

#12

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6588|what

Ted you're a dildo.

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2009-03-04 05:58:37

#13

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7100|NT, like Mick Dundee

FatherTed wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
FatherTed wrote:

Of which i am also guilty. Along with multiple traffic cones. The little flashy light you sometimes get on them is my next target.
Sounds like a formidable target. I guess it is to let people know that you steal things, but nothing anyone will miss. So you're hard but not a dick.
No, there's just someone innane fascination with stumbling home at 3am with a traffic cone on your head

Will remember that next time I pass one while drunk.

Sounds good.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-03-04 06:02:37

#14

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7109|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Keep stealing signs, specially in my area as it's good for business.

I have only ever stole Pint Glasses, Ashtrays and a Chilli Shaker from Pizza Hut. Ive stolen a few girls hearts but thats expected as you have seen what I look like.

Why people steal beer mats, I dunno. The Beer Towels are worth stealing but clean ones though as if you put them in your handbag it ends up stinking of stale beer / babycham.

2009-03-04 06:13:20

#15

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|7100|NT, like Mick Dundee

I used to snatch coasters I hadn't seen before.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-03-04 06:27:08

#16

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7084

1927 wrote:
Keep stealing signs, specially in my area as it's good for business.

I have only ever stole Pint Glasses, Ashtrays and a Chilli Shaker from Pizza Hut. Ive stolen a few girls hearts but thats expected as you have seen what I look like.

Why people steal beer mats, I dunno. The Beer Towels are worth stealing but clean ones though as if you put them in your handbag it ends up stinking of stale beer / babycham.

You have a manbag?

2009-03-04 06:40:16

#17

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7128

ghettoperson wrote:
1927 wrote:
Keep stealing signs, specially in my area as it's good for business.

I have only ever stole Pint Glasses, Ashtrays and a Chilli Shaker from Pizza Hut. Ive stolen a few girls hearts but thats expected as you have seen what I look like.

Why people steal beer mats, I dunno. The Beer Towels are worth stealing but clean ones though as if you put them in your handbag it ends up stinking of stale beer / babycham.
You have a manbag?

Besides the one between your legs, 27?

x

2009-03-04 06:55:09

#18

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7109|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

ghettoperson wrote:
1927 wrote:
Keep stealing signs, specially in my area as it's good for business.

I have only ever stole Pint Glasses, Ashtrays and a Chilli Shaker from Pizza Hut. Ive stolen a few girls hearts but thats expected as you have seen what I look like.

Why people steal beer mats, I dunno. The Beer Towels are worth stealing but clean ones though as if you put them in your handbag it ends up stinking of stale beer / babycham.
You have a manbag?

No, just a split personality, Magic Mullet (was/is a member here) started it when one Friday he announced 'call me Susan'.

Seriously though you'd have more chance of seeing me with a handbag than a fucking manbag.

2009-03-04 06:59:49

#19

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7056|London, England

Manbags....well you see businessmen etc.. using them all the time, personally I don't see what the big deal is. They're good to store big folders/files/laptops in etc.. and they don't really remind you of a womans handbag, infact I didn't even realise what you guys were talking about "Manbags" until I googled it and thought "meh"

2009-03-04 07:25:32

#20

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7109|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DJ Spooney is a famous Manbag wearer/holder and he's a cunt. Thats enough to put me off, well he isn't a cunt tbf I just dont like his golfing jumpers.

Do you know they do moisturisers for blokes and my Mrs is on the case with me. Its bound to happen afterall I didnt wax my chest for my own benefit.

The only good thing to do with manbags is the stuff you can put in them and pinch, for me it would be as mentioned above, stuff from the pub and pizza hut

2009-03-04 07:41:52

#21

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7084

Check this sweet photo I found of Mek:

https://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/26/manbag_lead_narrowweb__300x419,0.jpg

2009-03-04 08:39:55

#22

Mekstizzle wrote:
Well actually I've never even considered stealing a beermat, Ted

2009-03-04 08:59:40

#23

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6964|Global Command

FatherTed wrote:
Superior Mind wrote:
It's the same reason people steal traffic signs.
Of which i am also guilty. Along with multiple traffic cones. The little flashy light you sometimes get on them is my next target.

My weakness is for doorbell ditching.

Nothing like hiding in the bushes watching some old guy freak out because people are ringing his doorbell and running.

Mmmmn hmmmmm.

2009-03-04 09:05:12

#24

bennisboy: Member; +829|7081|Poundland

I dont steal them, but I can't help absent mindedly destroying them

2009-03-04 09:45:16

#25

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7116|Disaster Free Zone

beermats?

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