BF2S Forums A profound thought

bennisboy wrote:

I dont steal them, but I can't help absent mindedly destroying them

Same. barstaff must hate me, as i leave a genocidal carnage of beermats behind me wherever i go

a coaster

The Sheriff wrote:

If anything I take pint glasses not coasters.

past that. running out of ones i havn't had before

I have over 1000

beermats tend to be made of paper/cardboard, yes?

FatherTed wrote:

CanadianLoser wrote:

phishman420 wrote:

a coaster

no no no, that's what i'd put say...a cup of tea on

beermat does what it says on the tin, provides a mat for your beer.

Simples?

my coaster's in my room:


what tea and coffee goes on:

FatherTed wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

beermats tend to be made of paper/cardboard, yes?

Indeed Jens my lovely bath partner.

oh, ok.


I tend to ruin the cork ones wherever I go

FatherTed wrote:

Superior Mind wrote:

It's the same reason people steal traffic signs.

Of which i am also guilty. Along with multiple traffic cones. The little flashy light you sometimes get on them is my next target.

Damn. Are you in some sort of Secret Stealing Gentlemen's club with Sheriff?

Why would you want to steal something that's been on the ground and covered with beer and throw-up among other awful things?  I've been known to take a pint glass or two but never a beer mat.

And that's not a very profound thought.

Nevermind, you mean a coaster.  They are given with your beer, so is that actually stealing?  If that's the case consider me Danny Ocean.

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2009-03-04 12:04:03)

dear god, i must be such an immoral man

you are, you bastard

Pochsy wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

You idiot ted, they expect you to take the coasters. That's why many of them have the address\telephone number of the pub you got it from.

/facedesk

It made him feel bad-ass and you've gone and taken it away from him. Now Ted will resort to taking things that have a greater worth than a $5 pylon or a $2 beer glass to make up for it. Look what you've done!

Best thing I've managed to steal from a bar is a 10x5 picture of a brewery. It hangs in my room to this day.

In my room from this term

2 big traffic cones
Men at work sign
20odd beer mats
10 pint glasses
3 wet floor signs
a chair
a guinness bar mirror
a guinness bar mat

Pochsy wrote:

A mirror! That is damn impressive. Anything stolen from above waist level is infinitely more risky than something from bellow. People see you reach up and they know what you're up to.

His dad owns the place.