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Cyanide condoms.

There's always that one chick who he fucks, and then betrays him.

Well not anymore.

Replace all his bones with titanium and give him some form of sharp claws that come out the back of his hands when he's angry. Also make him so he can shoots webs from his hands!!!

Flecco wrote:

Craig has already stated why they haven't put gadgets in the new ones.


Goes something like this: With every mobile phone able to do the stuff that Bond's old supersecretspy gear stuff used to do, how are they meant to pull it off without going to stupid lengths? Rumours are that Q/R returns in the next one and that they have something fairly clever worked out as far as gadgets go.

That's the worst Bond gadget design yet.

Flecco wrote:

Craig has already stated why they haven't put gadgets in the new ones.


Goes something like this: With every mobile phone able to do the stuff that Bond's old supersecretspy gear stuff used to do, how are they meant to pull it off without going to stupid lengths? Rumours are that Q/R returns in the next one and that they have something fairly clever worked out as far as gadgets go.

Q can't return, he's dead.

EDIT: And what did Craig say about why the lack of gadgets?

Last edited by ghettoperson (2009-03-07 05:32:12)

ghettoperson wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Craig has already stated why they haven't put gadgets in the new ones.


Goes something like this: With every mobile phone able to do the stuff that Bond's old supersecretspy gear stuff used to do, how are they meant to pull it off without going to stupid lengths? Rumours are that Q/R returns in the next one and that they have something fairly clever worked out as far as gadgets go.

Q can't return, he's dead.

EDIT: And what did Craig say about why the lack of gadgets?

Actor is dead. Idea of the character is not (John Cleese as R anyone?).

The lack of gadgets is because the ones during Brosnan's time were getting really far-fetched. If they are going for a Bond more grounded in reality it's a bit jarring to throw a laser watch/invisible car/jet pack/car that can turn into a submarine into the mix. It was in some magazine I had. One of the xbox ones where they got 'exclusive access' because Microsoft paid out thousands of dollars to get the article.

Cheez wrote:

Flecco wrote:

The lack of gadgets is because the ones during Brosnan's time were getting really far-fetched.

He surfs a giant wave caused by a orbiting doomsday machine, using the remains of a jet-propelled car thing.

I blame shit writers tbf.

or

the bad guy is a korean who got crazy face therapy to make him someone else who is amazing at fencing and stuff and he's got a suit of armour that lets him electrocute people and a giant sun gun and a jag xkr which is shit and yeh and then he dies anyway. oh and in his plane for world dominiation he also has some supercars and a helocopter, and the cars are made out of super titantium cause when they fall 20k feet they dont go bang and ye so basically its all a bit stupid.

FatherTed wrote:

Cheez wrote:

Flecco wrote:

The lack of gadgets is because the ones during Brosnan's time were getting really far-fetched.

He surfs a giant wave caused by a orbiting doomsday machine, using the remains of a jet-propelled car thing.

I blame shit writers tbf.

or

the bad guy is a korean who got crazy face therapy to make him someone else who is amazing at fencing and stuff and he's got a suit of armour that lets him electrocute people and a giant sun gun and a jag xkr which is shit and yeh and then he dies anyway. oh and in his plane for world dominiation he also has some supercars and a helocopter, and the cars are made out of super titantium cause when they fall 20k feet they dont go bang and ye so basically its all a bit stupid.

You forgot the giant mirror in the sky that shoots a laserbeam at the ground to kill people.

FatherTed wrote:

Flecco wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

or

the bad guy is a korean who got crazy face therapy to make him someone else who is amazing at fencing and stuff and he's got a suit of armour that lets him electrocute people and a giant sun gun and a jag xkr which is shit and yeh and then he dies anyway. oh and in his plane for world dominiation he also has some supercars and a helocopter, and the cars are made out of super titantium cause when they fall 20k feet they dont go bang and ye so basically its all a bit stupid.

You forgot the giant mirror in the sky that shoots a laserbeam at the ground to kill people.

thats the sun gun

AKA orbiting doomsday machine.

Adams_BJ wrote:

I don't like the new ones. Bond was always about the gadgets. I mean half of every movie was GADGETS!!!!!! Why would they get rid of them?

So MacGyver is not the official gadget supplier for Bond movies/games anymore?

Honestly, Brosnan's gadgets weren't all that bad back then. It got crazy out of control with Die Another Day, though.

I think a new gadget that would be nice would be ... well ... shit ... Ted is right when he quoted that producer or whatever guy. Fuck pretty much any "Bond" gadget already exists in the consumer market today. It would be hard to come up with something that wouldn't be really farfetched.

I think maybe redoing some of the early Brosnan gadgets would be good enough, tbh.

Sidsnot wrote:

Aston Martin DBS equipped with T Rex and Great White Launcher with frontal flame thrower

okay, that was funny.