FatherTed's blog/Ask him stuff you want to know

2009-03-07 16:49:50

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6934|so randum

Well, today's been average.

Woke up, smoke, shower, tea, smoke

then a lovely essay sesh, followed by my PC dying because it's far too hot. Then a lovely batch of hash brownies, family guy and now beer.

So ask me anything, and i'll try and post in here regularly with what i'm at - even if you don't fecking care. Keep it spam free though, i ask that much at least.

BF2s, Go.

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2009-03-07 16:52:01

#2

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5977|Toronto

What is your essay on and how is it shaping up?

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2009-03-07 16:52:47

#3

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6963|Global Command

I'd like to know your opinion on my view that planets are no more than failed stars. Explain why I might think that, and why they are failed stars...

or else.

2009-03-07 16:55:43

#4

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6934|so randum

Pochsy wrote:
What is your essay on and how is it shaping up?

Essay is on development across space, with attention to poverty, gender inequality and something else

ATG wrote:
I'd like to know your opinion on my view that planets are no more than failed stars. Explain why I might think that, and why they are failed stars...

And you'd have to ask FM on stuff about the cosmos

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2009-03-07 17:00:20

#5

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5977|Toronto

Would you rather have wild sexual dreams every time you sleep, or have one of those dreams happen to you once in real life?

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2009-03-07 17:00:35

#6

Phatmatt: Vroom Vroom; +298|6623|Canada

Why aren't people posting in my Awesome flash based games thread !

2009-03-07 17:03:24

#7

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6934|so randum

Pochsy wrote:
Would you rather have wild sexual dreams every time you sleep, or have one of those dreams happen to you once in real life?

RL is so much better

Phatmatt wrote:
Why aren't people posting in my Awesome flash based games thread !

I don't know, it's a great thread idea, i even bumped it

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2009-03-07 17:09:23

#8

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6963|Global Command

FatherTed wrote:
And you'd have to ask FM on stuff about the cosmos

But the thread title says, ask fartherder stuff you want to know.

If you can't deliver.

2009-03-07 17:11:51

#9

Sidsnot: Banned; +93|5996|Stoke, England

I'd answer him Ted he might ban you

2009-03-07 17:13:06

#10

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6934|so randum

ATG wrote:
FatherTed wrote:
And you'd have to ask FM on stuff about the cosmos
But the thread title says, ask fartherder stuff you want to know.http://i15.tinypic.com/2nlr1fl.gif

If you can't deliver. http://i16.tinypic.com/487n34o.gif

http://i16.tinypic.com/2ur2jk7.gif

And if it's something i don't know, i'm in no position to deliver. So the answer to your question is "i cba reading my old textbooks"

Shh you mod

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2009-03-07 17:14:30

#11

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5977|Toronto

False advertising is no laughing matter. Do you know how many Q-Ray bracelets it took me to find that out?

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2009-03-07 17:15:03

#12

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6934|so randum

Pochsy wrote:
False advertising is no laughing matter. Do you know how many Q-Ray bracelets it took me to find that out?

No, and i don't give a damn

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2009-03-07 17:15:58

#13

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7035|132 and Bush

ATG wrote:
I'd like to know your opinion on my view that planets are no more than failed stars. Explain why I might think that, and why they are failed stars...

Depends on what you mean by failed star. moar here

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2009-03-07 17:20:49

#14

OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|7083|Washington DC

As I'm approaching old-geezerhood, I am quite concerned that my ears, nose, and eyelashes will be enlarging to twice their original size ... I really don't want them to do that, but it seems that this is just one of those things that happens.

I wonder, is this all that will enlarge? More specifically, do you think Mr. Wondertool will also enlarge as I get older?

2009-03-07 17:21:43

#15

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6934|so randum

OrangeHound wrote:
As I'm approaching old-geezerhood, I am quite concerned that my ears, nose, and eyelashes will be enlarging to twice their original size ... I really don't want them to do that, but it seems that this is just one of those things that happens.

I wonder, is this all that will enlarge. More specifically, do you think Mr. Wondertool will also enlarge as I get older?

I respond by saying:

Yes, your hair in your nose and all that will grow. But what the fuck is mr wondertool?

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2009-03-07 17:23:59

#16

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5977|Toronto

OrangeHound wrote:
As I'm approaching old-geezerhood, I am quite concerned that my ears, nose, and eyelashes will be enlarging to twice their original size ... I really don't want them to do that, but it seems that this is just one of those things that happens.

I wonder, is this all that will enlarge? More specifically, do you think Mr. Wondertool will also enlarge as I get older?

Remember Ted, a ban rides on the correct answer. On the one hand you could not give him what he wants and get banned, on the other you knowingly falsify information and also recieve a ban.

Choose wisely.

EDIT: Shit, Ted posts faster than me. Good answer.

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2009-03-07 17:24:53

#17

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|6154|Gulf Coast

Are you familar with the term "false advertising"

fixed

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2009-03-07 17:24:55

#18

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6587|what

FatherTed wrote:
Yes, your hair in your nose and all that will grow. But what the fuck is mr wondertool?

Now you've done it. Brace for impact, he's about to pull it out and show you!

2009-03-07 17:29:44

#19

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6934|so randum

El Beardo wrote:
If the 1964-67 U.S. show "Flipper" was about a tuna fish instead of a bottlenose dolphin do you think people would have started eating tuna safe dolphin salad sandwichs? and if so would you use mayonnaise or miracle whip?

Ask me stuff i actually care about!

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2009-03-07 17:34:46

#20

Spidery_Yoda: Member; +399|6704

Why did I have a dream last night of being in a Pod Racer that could fly that was piloted by a girl i've not seen since school (The G Force when it took off was incredible), and then after a while we were 'caught' by whoever was keeping me somewhere and then my teeth all became loose and started to fall out.

2009-03-07 17:35:44

#21

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6934|so randum

Spidery_Yoda wrote:
Why did I have a dream last night of being in a Pod Racer that could fly that was piloted by a girl i've not seen since school (The G Force when it took off was incredible), and then after a while we were 'caught' by whoever was keeping me somewhere and then my teeth all became loose and started to fall out.

I don't know, but one of the first games i ever had was Star Wars Podracer. To this day, one of the best i've ever played!

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2009-03-07 17:36:58

#22

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6963|Global Command

FatherTed wrote:
El Beardo wrote:
If the 1964-67 U.S. show "Flipper" was about a tuna fish instead of a bottlenose dolphin do you think people would have started eating tuna safe dolphin salad sandwichs? and if so would you use mayonnaise or miracle whip?
Ask me stuff i actually care about!

Pretty soon your gonna need a fast talking lawyer at the end of your posts.
_{Fartherderisatoolandhecannotbeheldreliableforanygoodadvicedonotmistakethisthreadforthatgoodonebythatotherguywhereheactuallyhadthewherewithaltoanswerasimplequestion}

2009-03-07 17:37:12

#23

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5977|Toronto

Chocolate or vanilla, and why?

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2009-03-07 17:37:43

#24

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6934|so randum

Pochsy wrote:
Chocolate or vanilla, and why?

Chocolate. I have a wicked sweet tooth, which sadly has been curbed by my fake teeth

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2009-03-07 17:38:12

#25

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5977|Toronto

FatherTed wrote:
Pochsy wrote:
Chocolate or vanilla, and why?
Chocolate. I have a wicked sweet tooth, which sadly has been curbed by my fake teeth

What happened to your real teeth?

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