ATG
Banned
+5,233|6963|Global Command
Okay, just curious.
What's the goriest thing you've ever witnessed with your own eyes.

Don't make stuff up, I will use my Jedi mind tricks to detect fibbers and award them with a forced forum vaction.

1) Motorcycle fatality.
He was fresh and uncovered. I was in the lane next to him. From a distance his body looked like a blown tire. Up close, most of his bones were broken as three cars had run over him, his helmet had came off and there was a 2" thick puddle of goo in a 24" circle around his head that used to be his brains, I assume.
2) Deer struck by car.
When I first drove by it it was just a doe. When I came back down the mountain ( on my motorcycle ) I looked again. It had given birth or expelled its baby, that had crawled a few feet away trailing its own guts. Vultures were eating it.
My dad ( R.I.P.) Lost a good amount of his finger in one of my shop machines. I got to fish the stub out and clean up all the blood.
I grew up in farm country and helped my uncle slaughter a pig ( shudder ).
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7066

Thank god I haven't seen anything that I can consider gorey.
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6934|so randum
hmm. motorcyclist that'd come off over the cat and fiddle, looked like he'd been skinned.

Oh, and blowing a rabbits head off.
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ceslayer23
IN YOUR MIRROR
+142|6795|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR
that deer one is fucking disgusting

not that the motorcycle one isnt nasty as well
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7011|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!
I sorta feel bad, never seen anything gory

Lucky you ATG...sorta.
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6881|Boulder, CO

Gooners wrote:

Thank god I haven't seen anything that I can consider gorey.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7127
A dead cat in the street. It's spine popped out of it's body and all of its parts were squished.
Oisín | Irishpride
Banned
+118|6028|Dublin, Ireland
I've never witnessed any real gorey incidents like you stated.

The worst thing I can think of is when I was on holidays last year with some tramp out the back of some club my foreskin ripped, I've never seen so much blood.

I got a pic of the boxers the next morning after I ran home in pain if you want to see
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7127

Oisín | Irishpride wrote:

I've never witnessed any real gorey incidents like you stated.

The worst thing I can think of is when I was on holidays last year with some tramp out the back of some club my foreskin ripped, I've never seen so much blood.

I got a pic of the boxers the next morning after I ran home in pain if you want to see
What the fuck? That bitch tried to circumcise you?
baggs
Member
+732|6638
I've not been that fortunate (yeah a bit morbid i know) to see anything real bad, tho may father has, the poor bugger.

A few years back he and my mother found a male body on the hard shoulder of the motor way, looks like he'd been changing a tyre on the off side so he was quite close to the inside lane. They figured he got hit by a truck, parts we spralwed up the road.

Also about 10 years ago, whilst he was doing a late shift driving trains in the London area, some young lad laid down in front of his train and committed suicide. That really got to him, i felt so sorry for my father, i still do.

Oh actually, goriest thing i ever saw was a cat i managed to run down in my car, not my fault by the way. I went back to check on it and both it's eyes had popped out, fair amount of blood and it was pretty flat. Almost looked like something out of a cartoon
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7277|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Used tampon in a trash bin.
Oisín | Irishpride
Banned
+118|6028|Dublin, Ireland

Superior Mind wrote:

Oisín | Irishpride wrote:

I've never witnessed any real gorey incidents like you stated.

The worst thing I can think of is when I was on holidays last year with some tramp out the back of some club my foreskin ripped, I've never seen so much blood.

I got a pic of the boxers the next morning after I ran home in pain if you want to see
What the fuck? That bitch tried to circumcise you?
Not really I suppose I was going proper full at it and maybey a bit too hard haha!

The 'Banjo strap' that connects like your penis to your foreskin at the back ripped and dear lord, my dick deflated on the spot and I would say I lost ~ 3 pints of blood.



I'll look for pic of boxers, 1 sec
baggs
Member
+732|6638

Sydney wrote:

Used tampon in a trash bin.
Eugh. Reminds me of work today, someone left the biggest turd i ever saw in one of the toilet bowls, doubt that thing was ever going to flush. Some poor fuck will have to pick it out
Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7066

Oisín | Irishpride wrote:

Superior Mind wrote:

Oisín | Irishpride wrote:

I've never witnessed any real gorey incidents like you stated.

The worst thing I can think of is when I was on holidays last year with some tramp out the back of some club my foreskin ripped, I've never seen so much blood.

I got a pic of the boxers the next morning after I ran home in pain if you want to see
What the fuck? That bitch tried to circumcise you?
Not really I suppose I was going proper full at it and maybey a bit too hard haha!

The 'Banjo strap' that connects like your penis to your foreskin at the back ripped and dear lord, my dick deflated on the spot and I would say I lost ~ 3 pints of blood.



I'll look for pic of boxers, 1 sec
Lol @ your dick deflating
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7127

Oisín | Irishpride wrote:

Superior Mind wrote:

Oisín | Irishpride wrote:

I've never witnessed any real gorey incidents like you stated.

The worst thing I can think of is when I was on holidays last year with some tramp out the back of some club my foreskin ripped, I've never seen so much blood.

I got a pic of the boxers the next morning after I ran home in pain if you want to see
What the fuck? That bitch tried to circumcise you?
Not really I suppose I was going proper full at it and maybey a bit too hard haha!

The 'Banjo strap' that connects like your penis to your foreskin at the back ripped and dear lord, my dick deflated on the spot and I would say I lost ~ 3 pints of blood.



I'll look for pic of boxers, 1 sec
She must have been dry as a bone. Guess the ol' fella didn't do much for her? lol
Oisín | Irishpride
Banned
+118|6028|Dublin, Ireland
Got it, this was like the 2nd time I tried to wash them so I didnt stain the bin to fuck

https://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288/Irishpride2/DSC00170.jpg
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6934|so randum
Shhiiiiiiiitttt
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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6746

I fell on a jagged rock when I was about 14. It went through my snowpants, through my jeans, and about 3/4 of an inch into my leg right under my kneecap. Kinda weird being able to see inside your leg almost down to the bone.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6972|Long Island, New York
Saw a guy with a stab wound when I was in the ER once.

That's about it. I couldn't really even see anything, he had it patched up.

I've seen some sick shit online though.
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
+394|6921|Ham Lake, MN (Fucking Cold)
Umm, civilian stuff or Marine stuff?
Oisín | Irishpride
Banned
+118|6028|Dublin, Ireland

SgtHeihn wrote:

Umm, civilian stuff or Marine stuff?
Woooo...
Ioan92
Member
+337|6156
Splattered animals on the national roads.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|7011|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

SgtHeihn wrote:

Umm, civilian stuff or Marine stuff?
Anyting! Some military could be cool!
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6963|Global Command
As long as you saw it with your own eyes ( tele and movies don't count ) it is all good.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6222|Catherine Black
My finger when I was trying to dislodge something in a blender, and it turned on.

I saw bone, and nearly threw up. My little sis was like "Did you cut it?" I was wrapping the rest of my hand around it, and through gritted teeth said, "No." And said go through to the living room and watch TV. I then proceded to scream FUCK at the top of my voice and wrap it in kitchen towel. Hurt like a motherfucker. Still got the scar, which is cool.

I'm so brave
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