phishman420 wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
including gurls LOLphishman420 wrote:
7 is enough for me. not putting any foreign objects near my junk
Statistically speaking the most bacteria ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman.
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pooper or bust tbh
Source? *phears*Bertster7 wrote:
phishman420 wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
including gurls LOLStatistically speaking the most bacteria ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman.
yeah nice job of saying exactly the same thing but removing all the humour bro well doneSirSchloppy wrote:
It's not the fact that he wouldn't put them near it, it's the fact that they wont go near it.ghettoperson wrote:
including gurls LOLphishman420 wrote:
7 is enough for me. not putting any foreign objects near my junk
The way you said it insinuated that he wouldn't go near girls, whilst Schlopp's way made it clearer that girls would not go near him.The A W S M F O X wrote:
yeah nice job of saying exactly the same thing but removing all the humour bro well doneSirSchloppy wrote:
It's not the fact that he wouldn't put them near it, it's the fact that they wont go near it.ghettoperson wrote:
including gurls LOL
Finray wrote:
The way you said it insinuated that he wouldn't go near girls, whilst Schlopp's way made it clearer that girls would not go near him.The A W S M F O X wrote:
yeah nice job of saying exactly the same thing but removing all the humour bro well doneSirSchloppy wrote:
It's not the fact that he wouldn't put them near it, it's the fact that they wont go near it.
ig wrote:
wat
That's how I took F O X's post....Finray wrote:
whilst Schlopp's way made it clearer that girls would not go near him.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
That would be Eric Cartman...ghettoperson wrote:
Source? *phears*Bertster7 wrote:
phishman420 wrote:
Statistically speaking the most bacteria ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman.
thats why im the best no need to argueFlecco wrote:
Finray wrote:
The way you said it insinuated that he wouldn't go near girls, whilst Schlopp's way made it clearer that girls would not go near him.The A W S M F O X wrote:
yeah nice job of saying exactly the same thing but removing all the humour bro well doneig wrote:
watThat's how I took F O X's post....Finray wrote:
whilst Schlopp's way made it clearer that girls would not go near him.
I am insulted that the OP would even imply that I'm French!
Besides, I thought the average French prick was 6'2", not 6.2"
If you're worried about the size of the other guy's cock, you might have the ghey...
Besides, I thought the average French prick was 6'2", not 6.2"
If you're worried about the size of the other guy's cock, you might have the ghey...
I believe the idea is you use it on yourself because you feel you have a small cock rather than someone else. I may have got it wrong though.rdx-fx wrote:
I am insulted that the OP would even imply that I'm French!
Besides, I thought the average French prick was 6'2", not 6.2"
If you're worried about the size of the other guy's cock, you might have the ghey...
Next thread; "Is your dick bigger than the national average?"
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
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Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I do love how all the Americans are anxious to prove they're longer than the national average.
BTW, I'm pretty sure those measurements are BS, I seem to recall reading on the BBC a few years ago that the Germans and the Indians had some of the shortest penii.
BTW, I'm pretty sure those measurements are BS, I seem to recall reading on the BBC a few years ago that the Germans and the Indians had some of the shortest penii.
want proofghettoperson wrote:
I do love how all the Americans are anxious to prove they're longer than the national average.
BTW, I'm pretty sure those measurements are BS, I seem to recall reading on the BBC a few years ago that the Germans and the Indians had some of the shortest penii.
We Americans are the biggest dicks on the planet. Ask anyone!
(Except for the Parisians, of course. They've got everyone beat.)
Now, if any of you Irishmen feel like sending some proper Irish ladies this way, I'd be glad to let them take a measurement.
No promises they'll want to come home, though...
(Except for the Parisians, of course. They've got everyone beat.)
Now, if any of you Irishmen feel like sending some proper Irish ladies this way, I'd be glad to let them take a measurement.
No promises they'll want to come home, though...
damn straightrdx-fx wrote:
We Americans are the biggest dicks on the planet. Ask anyone!
(Except for the Parisians, of course. They've got everyone beat.)
Now, if any of you Irishmen feel like sending some proper Irish ladies this way, I'd be glad to let them take a measurement.
No promises they'll want to come home, though...
go awayFinray wrote:
The way you said it insinuated that he wouldn't go near girls, whilst Schlopp's way made it clearer that girls would not go near him.The A W S M F O X wrote:
yeah nice job of saying exactly the same thing but removing all the humour bro well doneSirSchloppy wrote:
It's not the fact that he wouldn't put them near it, it's the fact that they wont go near it.
Looks like a good masturbation toy.
Flaccid means, well, jack.
(there's too many puns in there)
(there's too many puns in there)
Man that's gota hurt the lips.
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kylef wrote:
Flaccid means, well, jack.
(there's too many puns in there)
Without me that average would be 3Harmor wrote:
Well, considering the average American’s erectile length (5 inches)...
I did some reserach on this subject before posting;
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We can assume from this that the American tool is a model of efficiency. On a similar note, the penis seems to know when an actual sexual encounter is taking place as the amount of ejecta averages double when sexual intercourse is taking place as compared to masterbation.*The average vagina is only 4-5 inches deep, and the upper quarter of the vagina doesn't possess any significant sensitivity like the lower 3/4's. In other words, the lower or 1st 3.1 inches of the avg. vagina possesses the most sensitivity. So in this respect, all of the men in the Andromedical study measured up. Most women orgasm from clitoral stimulation anyway. So it's much more important how the man "works" his penis as opposed to size. You men need to get over your anxiety about penis size and learn how to "work it". lol
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Just an excuse for people with small dicks. I'd smack that research with my cock and make it my bitch.ATG wrote:
I did some reserach on this subject before posting;We can assume from this that the American tool is a model of efficiency. On a similar note, the penis seems to know when an actual sexual encounter is taking place as the amount of ejecta averages double when sexual intercourse is taking place as compared to masterbation.*The average vagina is only 4-5 inches deep, and the upper quarter of the vagina doesn't possess any significant sensitivity like the lower 3/4's. In other words, the lower or 1st 3.1 inches of the avg. vagina possesses the most sensitivity. So in this respect, all of the men in the Andromedical study measured up. Most women orgasm from clitoral stimulation anyway. So it's much more important how the man "works" his penis as opposed to size. You men need to get over your anxiety about penis size and learn how to "work it". lol
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On a serious note, it's not the size, its the skill. You can have a Ferrari and crash it into a tree within seconds, or you can be the kid with the shitty ass toyoto and drift that bitch.
That's like a 8 oz of ejaculate! I mean we're talking a white-out bottle amount!ATG wrote:
amount of ejecta averages double when sexual intercourse is taking place as compared to masterbation.
Pfft, no they don't. Uncomfortable getting them changed at the most. I had 10 fucking years of experience kkthx.Gooners wrote:
I heard braces hurt. Never had them myself though.Harmor wrote:
It looks like its just a gentle pull...its like braces for your penis.
Mind you, I wouldn't want to enjure that to extend my cock.
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