Ah Ted, you've gone and done it wrong. When you hair is that long and your looking to get it chopped like you have, you first fashion a Mohawk for a day. Send a picture home to the family, tell them you've had a life changing experience. Then go get you haircut proper and send a p[picture back to the family a couple days later with a note. Good laughs.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families