Sick sick jokes

2009-03-16 11:34:12

#1

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6929|so randum

Just limited to the lowest of the low

What's pink and covered in cobwebs?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Madeleine McCann's bike.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Jade Goody and Jack Tweedy decided to take a trip out for the weekend.

Jade says "Is that snow on my shoulder?"

Spoiler (highlight to read):
"Well it's not fucking dandruff," comes the reply.

Post 'em

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-03-16 11:34:56

#2

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6918|Gogledd Cymru

Whats the difference between a BMW and a binbag full of dead babies?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
I haven't got a BMW in my garage

Whats more fun than swinging a child around?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Stopping it with a spade

2009-03-16 11:35:59

#3

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7050|London, England

Those aren't really sick jokes, there's much worse (read: better) jokes out there than that.

what does a submarine and madeline mccan have in common

they're both underwater and full of seamen

2009-03-16 11:36:57

#4

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6971|Texas - Bigger than France

What's the best thing about getting a handjob from a five year old?

2009-03-16 11:38:05

#5

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6967|Long Island, New York

lol, forget that video. Too much.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees?

1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

2009-03-16 11:38:11

#6

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7061

2009-03-16 11:38:46

#7

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6918|Gogledd Cymru

Pug wrote:
What's the best thing about getting a handjob from a five year old?

Killing it in the woods later

2009-03-16 11:38:47

#8

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5972|Toronto

I only know two:

What did the sick, blind, and deaf child get for Christmas?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Cancer!

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Are you sure it's mine?

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-03-16 11:39:16

#9

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7050|London, England

Gooners wrote:

Yeah thats right, fack off outta heres

2009-03-16 11:39:57

#10

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7061

Mekstizzle wrote:
Gooners wrote:
Yeah thats right, fack off outta heres

2009-03-16 11:40:03

#11

Pug: UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate; +652|6971|Texas - Bigger than France

The Sheriff wrote:
Pug wrote:
What's the best thing about getting a handjob from a five year old?
Killing it in the woods later

No...

...cuz your dick looks so HUGE

2009-03-16 11:40:53

#12

Buckles: Cheeky Keen; +329|6985|Kent, UK

So, Steve Irwin walks into a barb...

2009-03-16 11:41:07

#13

phishman420: Banned; +821|6110

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=42760

2009-03-16 11:42:40

#14

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6903|6 6 4 oh, I forget

A little boy was lured by a pedofile to go with him to the woods at night. The little boy said "It's so dark here, I'm scared". The pedo replied "Guess if I'm scared? I have to walk out of here alone!".

2009-03-16 11:43:12

#15

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6967|Long Island, New York

Ultrafunkula wrote:
A little boy was lured by a pedofile to go with him to the woods at night. The little boy said "It's so dark here, I'm scared". The pedo replied "Guess if I'm scared? I have to walk out of here alone!".

holy fuck

2009-03-16 11:48:39

#16

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6217|Catherine Black

phishman420 wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=42760

FatherTed wrote:
Just limited to the lowest of the low

So, looks like Jade Goodys hand WAS bigger than her face afterall.

2009-03-16 11:57:02

#17

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7168|Comber, Northern Ireland

www.sickipedia.org /thread

2009-03-16 11:57:58

#18

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|7168|Toronto | Canada

Poseidon wrote:
Ultrafunkula wrote:
A little boy was lured by a pedofile to go with him to the woods at night. The little boy said "It's so dark here, I'm scared". The pedo replied "Guess if I'm scared? I have to walk out of here alone!".
holy fuck

C&H

2009-03-16 12:03:49

#19

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7110|Disaster Free Zone

How do you get a baby in a shoe box
Spoiler (highlight to read):
A blender
How do you get a baby out of a shoe box
Spoiler (highlight to read):
A straw
What do you call a 9 month shit?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
I don't think I should answer this one
An Abo walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'll have, to which he replies.
"Yeh, just fork please"
The bartenders a little confused but hands over a fork.
Less then a minute later another Abo walks in goes straight to the bar and asks
"Got a fork I can use?"
Again the bartenders a little confused, but hands over the fork.
A minute later another Abo walks in. Anticipating his requests the bartender says
"After another fork" to which the Abo replies "No, but you got any straws?"
The bartenders now totally confused repplys "WTF is going on, 2 guys just came in asking for forks and now you want a straw?"
To which the Abo replies, "ohh a guy just threw up outside and all the chunky bits are gone".

How do you stop a baby from choking?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Take your dick out of its mouth

Last edited by DrunkFace (2009-03-16 12:32:49)

2009-03-16 12:05:06

#20

Roc18: `; +655|6220|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

What would you call the flintstones if they were black?

https://g.bf3stats.com/pc/gcv8Vckg/roc18.png

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2009-03-16 12:09:05

#21

phishman420: Banned; +821|6110

Finray wrote:
phishman420 wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=42760
FatherTed wrote:
Just limited to the lowest of the low

no

2009-03-16 12:18:11

#22

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6217|Catherine Black

phishman420 wrote:
Finray wrote:
phishman420 wrote:
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=42760
FatherTed wrote:
Just limited to the lowest of the low
no

yes

2009-03-16 12:21:45

#23

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6918|Gogledd Cymru

Safety in numbers?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Try telling that to 6 million jews

2009-03-16 12:24:31

#24

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6929|so randum

What are Jade Goody's kids getting for Easter?

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Adopted

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2009-03-16 12:25:04

#25

phishman420: Banned; +821|6110

post some funny ones plz

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