fu igphishman420 wrote:
post some funny ones plz
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
why is ig a poopy head?
and why are these jokes not making me laugh?
and why are these jokes not making me laugh?
Last edited by 12/f/taiwan (2009-03-16 12:27:48)
because he owns at bf212/f/taiwan wrote:
why is ig a poopy head?
How do you fit 40 jews in a VW Beetle?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
two in the front, 3 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray
Spoiler (highlight to read):
two in the front, 3 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray
Spoiler (highlight to read):Roc18 wrote:
What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
niggerslol (mods: it is the answer to the joke)
15 more years! 15 more years!
HOLYSHITJenspm wrote:
How do you fit 40 jews in a VW Beetle?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
two in the front, 3 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray
Finally someone answered it.Mitch wrote:
Spoiler (highlight to read):Roc18 wrote:
What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
niggerslol (mods: it is the answer to the joke)
Enjoy your ban?
that made me lol so hard irlGooners wrote:
HOLYSHITJenspm wrote:
How do you fit 40 jews in a VW Beetle?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
two in the front, 3 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
What's the difference between an overridden Jew and an overridden cat?
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there are skid marks in front of the cat
Spoiler (highlight to read):
there are skid marks in front of the cat
What's the worst thing about eating out a bald pussy?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Putting the nappy back on
What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty-one year olds.
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There's twenty of them
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Putting the nappy back on
What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty-one year olds.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
There's twenty of them
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
lol'dFatherTed wrote:
What are Jade Goody's kids getting for Easter?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Adopted
lolololol +1Mitch wrote:
Spoiler (highlight to read):Roc18 wrote:
What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
niggerslol (mods: it is the answer to the joke)
what's the difference between a pig and a lady?
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they both get down in dirty D:
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they both get down in dirty D:
banMitch wrote:
Spoiler (highlight to read):Roc18 wrote:
What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
niggerslol (mods: it is the answer to the joke)
and you just offended roc18. gg
Why did the little girl fall off a swing?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
she didn't have arms
What should you do after you have raped under aged deaf-mute girl?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
break her arms so she doesn't tell her mommy
Drill sergeant got an assignment to gently tell private Williams about death of his mother.
So he orders the platoon to stand in line. - "Whoever has a mom step forward!"
.....
"And where the fuck do you think you're going,Williams?"
Little Mary was blind from her birth.One day her mommy tells her:"Oh my dear Mary,I have found a cure for your sick,sick eyes.Right before the beditme will put some in your eyes and you will finally see in the morning!"
Next morning....
"Mommy,mommy,I still can't see anything!!"
"APRIL'S FOOLS,BITCH!!!"
"Mommy,mommy whre is daddy?"
"He fell in the well a week ago"
"Oh my God mommy,how is he???"
"Meh,he's okay.Son of a bitch finally stopped screaming yesterday"
What is a deaf-mute girl doing with only 3 fingers?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Stuttering
How to recognize a rich Ethiopian?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
He's wearing a Rolex around his waist
A doctor,a catholic priest,a lawyer and 3 small children are flying in a plane which is starting to crash,but there is only 3 parachutes.
"Save the children,save the children!!!"-Shouts the doctor
"Meh,fuck the children!"-lawyer replies
Catholic priest:-"Do you think there's enough time?"
I'll post some more later
Spoiler (highlight to read):
she didn't have arms
What should you do after you have raped under aged deaf-mute girl?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
break her arms so she doesn't tell her mommy
Drill sergeant got an assignment to gently tell private Williams about death of his mother.
So he orders the platoon to stand in line. - "Whoever has a mom step forward!"
.....
"And where the fuck do you think you're going,Williams?"
Little Mary was blind from her birth.One day her mommy tells her:"Oh my dear Mary,I have found a cure for your sick,sick eyes.Right before the beditme will put some in your eyes and you will finally see in the morning!"
Next morning....
"Mommy,mommy,I still can't see anything!!"
"APRIL'S FOOLS,BITCH!!!"
"Mommy,mommy whre is daddy?"
"He fell in the well a week ago"
"Oh my God mommy,how is he???"
"Meh,he's okay.Son of a bitch finally stopped screaming yesterday"
What is a deaf-mute girl doing with only 3 fingers?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Stuttering
How to recognize a rich Ethiopian?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
He's wearing a Rolex around his waist
A doctor,a catholic priest,a lawyer and 3 small children are flying in a plane which is starting to crash,but there is only 3 parachutes.
"Save the children,save the children!!!"-Shouts the doctor
"Meh,fuck the children!"-lawyer replies
Catholic priest:-"Do you think there's enough time?"
I'll post some more later
What's black and brown and looks good on a negro?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
A Doberman Pinscher
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
A Doberman Pinscher
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
A paraplegic after a house fire.
[Blinking eyes thing]
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What do you call a place where you kill cows?
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Dachau
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Dachau
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
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Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
here are some more:
Johnny only got yo-yo for Christmas but his sister got 5 Barbie dolls,3 Barbie doll houses and Ken doll.
Sister:"Haha!I have so many toys and you have only a yo-yo"
Johnny calmly replies:"Well,someone has a yo-yo and someone has leukemia"
"Son,why don't you go out and play some soccer?"
"But dad,I got no legs!"
"I know,I'm just fuking with ya"
A pedo was stalikng little girls in park and he finally raped one.
"Okay,now when you raped me at least you can do is light me a cigar"
The fire from the lighter ligthens pedo's face.
"D-d-dad??H-how could you?"
"MARY???YOU SMOKE?!"
Why are there no medications in Ethiopia?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
You can't take them on an empty stomach!"
Santa Clause visits Ethiopia.A little boy sits in Santa's lap.
"Ho ho ho,and what do you want for Christmas??"
"Well you know Santa,I haven't eaten in almost two weeks,so...."
"Ho ho ho,you don't eat,you don't get presents,ho,ho,ho"
Johnny only got yo-yo for Christmas but his sister got 5 Barbie dolls,3 Barbie doll houses and Ken doll.
Sister:"Haha!I have so many toys and you have only a yo-yo"
Johnny calmly replies:"Well,someone has a yo-yo and someone has leukemia"
"Son,why don't you go out and play some soccer?"
"But dad,I got no legs!"
"I know,I'm just fuking with ya"
A pedo was stalikng little girls in park and he finally raped one.
"Okay,now when you raped me at least you can do is light me a cigar"
The fire from the lighter ligthens pedo's face.
"D-d-dad??H-how could you?"
"MARY???YOU SMOKE?!"
Why are there no medications in Ethiopia?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
You can't take them on an empty stomach!"
Santa Clause visits Ethiopia.A little boy sits in Santa's lap.
"Ho ho ho,and what do you want for Christmas??"
"Well you know Santa,I haven't eaten in almost two weeks,so...."
"Ho ho ho,you don't eat,you don't get presents,ho,ho,ho"
Haha, come on. Even I laughed at that one.Gooners wrote:
HOLYSHITJenspm wrote:
How do you fit 40 jews in a VW Beetle?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
two in the front, 3 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray
I've heard it a million times, but it's still funny. As sad as it is. :S
What's grey, runs along walls and kills Jews?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Gas Pipes.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Gas Pipes.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
'tis why I <3 jews. You can joke with them all you want, and the only ones that care are from some other religionPoseidon wrote:
Haha, come on. Even I laughed at that one.Gooners wrote:
HOLYSHITJenspm wrote:
How do you fit 40 jews in a VW Beetle?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
two in the front, 3 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray
I've heard it a million times, but it's still funny. As sad as it is. :S
What's the difference between a jew and a basketball?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
You DO NOT kick a basketball. Yes, not that funny. I'll see if I remember some
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Why are all black people fast?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Because the slow ones are in jail
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Because the slow ones are in jail
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Because they were still monkeys.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Because they were still monkeys.